Years ago on one of the MSN grapevine chatrooms there was a guy from Canada who claimed to be a vampire. He also said he was in the army (although that's not really relevant but thought I'd mention it). Anyway, he got into a bit of an argument one night and threatened to fly over to Yorkshire to bite someones toes off
He also used to warn me about people knocking on my door as apparently there are millions of secret vampires about and said I should always answer the door holding a crucifix cos the bad vamps will get everyone in the end. He was certain my newsagent Gurjit was one - (Gurjit is about 68, always knackered and wears woolly BHS jumpers).