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Years ago on one of the MSN grapevine chatrooms there was a guy from Canada who claimed to be a vampire. He also said he was in the army (although that's not really relevant but thought I'd mention it). Anyway, he got into a bit of an argument one night and threatened to fly over to Yorkshire to bite someones toes off He also used to warn me about people knocking on my door as apparently there are millions of secret vampires about and said I should always answer the door holding a crucifix cos the bad vamps will get everyone in the end. He was certain my newsagent Gurjit was one - (Gurjit is about 68, always knackered and wears woolly BHS jumpers).
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Though he does sound like a gem!
His name was Dark Knight and he had his own MSN group (for vampires only ). I managed to get in It was mental They have their own language type thing, think it was Dran or something like that? And they have these chants and sayings. They really do believe they prefer blood to a nice cuppa tea
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Karma_ 3818 Forum PostsToday at 00:23 (Edited: ) I told Gurjit aswell. I went and and said 'Oi Gurj! Some bloke off the computer thinks you're a vampire!' And do you know what he said? 'I bet he was from Tesco. Bloody people trying to steal my custom. They're trying to get us out you know' report · permalink
wipes tea of computer screen
Aimee

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