Wow. That's by the 'PC World' I go to on the Old Kent Road.

People that try to sell electric, gas, god, and rspca raffle tickets at my door!

Me,..... when I post threads that I understand strongly at the time of posting, but wake up to question...............Me............ 

My directly opposite colleague.  Every morning, 9:30 she eats porridge out of a pottery bowl, oblivious of noise because she's hard of hearing.  Lunchtime we get beans on toast with a proper knife and fork, like fingernails down a blackboard. 

Then crisps. 

Crisps or Ryvita.   Something crunchy, guaranteed.  What could annoy me more?  Apples, just try and listen to someone eat an apple RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU every day at 2:30.  You're half a day away from a total breakdown.

Then tea, even if you say, 'I've stirred it Shaz' she tinkles the effing life out of it with a metal spoon, not carefully redisributing sugar and tea, just making a fuffing noise.  And she smacks her lips RIGHT OPPOSITE ME and it wouldn't be bad only she never stops eating all day.   You know in Inspector Clouseau?  Like his boss when he slices his finger off through nerves?  Every day of my life.  I want to go mad on her head with my stapler.

I'm not grumpy.  It's every other bugger.

OH and the worst thing, she holds her knife like a total twat and also says 'haitch'.  Every day of my precious only life.

It drives me nuts when people say haitch.

When I was very young and at school we had a very old, prim and proper teacher who was also a real stickler for things.  This was one of her bug bears. I guess it rubbed off on me.

like a pen?

or a dagger?

Bane of my life is next door's willow tree, which is sooo  big it should be standing next to the River Thames, not in a small suburban garden 

Or, is it next door's six cats who view my garden as a public convenience?

I quite like my neighbours btw - just not their tree or their cats

I have next door tree issues too 

Girls/Women who say 'Mate'.  Its barely tolerable when guys say it but with the ladies it gets on my proper norks! 

DISCLAIMER: I know both of my complaints have been against women but that only makes me 25% sexist.

Whilst I don't condone the spitting or aggressive driving I do actually find those low rider cyclists HIGHLY annoying.

They can take up a whole lane unlike regular cyclists who can tuck into the side.  It would be a like someone just running in the middle of a single lane road. 

I say haitch as do a high percentage of the population here,it is what we were taught at school tbh.

Have you not resolved that issue yet?

Also, people who stand in Sainsburys and so on, and in the shopping centre trying to sell their energy company... (usually eon or Southern Electric!)  I was at the PHARMACY the other week, (in Sainsburys) which was about 40 feet from the aisle this bloke selling energy was standing, and I was waiting to speak to the pharmacist and I had was querying a certain drug I had been given. 

And this TWAT, trying to peddle his wares (that is, his GAS AND ELECTRIC!) walked the whole 40 feet, and within a minute he was 3 inches way from me, hovering and trying to talk to me, while I was at the pharmacy!  And the woman just in front of me WAS speaking to him...  I mean FFS: it's obvious that MOST folk there are probably going for a 'personal' and 'private,' and possibly embarrassing reason, and they don't need/want to git sticking their fat baldy head in their business trying to sell their energy company to them!  Git!

I actually said quite curtly, 'will you PLEASE go away?!'  And I turned my back on him...  And when i had finished with the pharmacist, I went and put in a complaint to the manager.  This was about six weeks ago, and I havent seen ANY energy company in there since...