Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Pirarte....did i ever tell you that I love you?
well, its true innit
perhaps i shoud have more patience lol
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Next: underwire bras....get the buggas off the minute you walk in the front door...oh and knickers, get them off too!
My niggles are anyone wearing clothes in bed 
I can live with that Em ..just..but knickers and bras under pjs
Wearing jeans in bed urghghghhgggghhhh , anyone who wears jeans in my bed gets them ripped off 
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Pirarte....did i ever tell you that I love you?
well, its true innit
perhaps i shoud have more patience lol
sorry that should be WE have more patience
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Women drivers...well not so much their driving ability more like their parking ability 
*runs*
Confession: Day of passing my driving test, tried to parallel park in Norwich City Centre, the more i tried the more I got nearer to driving into Wallis shop front's window......I wasn't taught how to do it Like many things...... taught myself.... and many years on....I'll challenge anyone, irrespective of gender to a parallel park challenge in the tightest spot you can name!
I'll take you on Soops! I can make my tank believe it's a Smart Car. Strange thing is when I have acres of space it can take about 10 turns of the steering wheel before I'm OCD satisfied 
Suuuuuuuuze i'm not gonna compete with you hun, we'll just form a team to take the other buggas on
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Pirarte....did i ever tell you that I love you?
well, its true innit
perhaps i shoud have more patience lol
From what I've seen you have the patience of
Cat's sh-tting in my garden, right in the middle of the lawn 
I'm dead tolerant me.
The bane of my life at the moment is nature/pollen and my health.
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Wearing jeans in bed urghghghhgggghhhh , anyone who wears jeans in my bed gets them ripped off
Have to say i've never come across that particular scenario!
BTW did you see the shining example representing your town on that new tele programme? Consolation: she didn't seem q as bad on first impressions as the Smoggie one!
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Wearing jeans in bed urghghghhgggghhhh , anyone who wears jeans in my bed gets them ripped off
Have to say i've never come across that particular scenario!
BTW did you see the shining example representing your town on that new tele programme? Consolation: she didn't seem q as bad on first impressions as the Smoggie one!
What night was it on?
No but i may get it on catch up
Anyway i speak different to them, i wouldn't even understand their text speak, and i live by the coast you know!
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I'm dead tolerant me. The bane of my life at the moment is nature/pollen and my health.
ohhhh shurrup ye wingin ol bugga
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Women drivers...well not so much their driving ability more like their parking ability
*runs*
Confession: Day of passing my driving test, tried to parallel park in Norwich City Centre, the more i tried the more I got nearer to driving into Wallis shop front's window......I wasn't taught how to do it Like many things...... taught myself.... and many years on....I'll challenge anyone, irrespective of gender to a parallel park challenge in the tightest spot you can name!
I'll take you on Soops! I can make my tank believe it's a Smart Car. Strange thing is when I have acres of space it can take about 10 turns of the steering wheel before I'm OCD satisfied
Suuuuuuuuze i'm not gonna compete with you hun, we'll just form a team to take the other buggas on
Yay Soops! 2 fast 2 furious and parking on a sixpence
Why on earth would anyone wear jeans in bed? That's just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww IMO.
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Why on earth would anyone wear jeans in bed? That's just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww IMO.
lol
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Wearing jeans in bed urghghghhgggghhhh , anyone who wears jeans in my bed gets them ripped off
Have to say i've never come across that particular scenario!
BTW did you see the shining example representing your town on that new tele programme? Consolation: she didn't seem q as bad on first impressions as the Smoggie one!
What night was it on?
No but i may get it on catch up
Anyway i speak different to them, i wouldn't even understand their text speak, and i live by the coast you know!
Don't think it's been on yet...thread on here yesterday "Geordie Shores'....amongst others there's a rather delightful smoggie and sand dancer on there....life is about having a great tango tan, flashing your tits, getting wrecked .....blah blah blah
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by PeterCat:
Most of the people who work in my local jobcentre.
*Sympathises with PC* I work for a private training organisation that works alongside the J/C 
I had a horrible experience with one private training organisation - nearly drove me to a breakdown. This time around, the organisation itself is a bit crappy, but I've siphoned myself off onto a side organisation which advises about becoming self-employed. Much more humane than either the main organisation or the jobcentre.
In fact, I had a new person signing me on at the jobcentre last week and I had to breathe very deeply in order not to scream in her face. It's been a long time since I met someone who was so naturally offensive to other human life.
Some of them treat unemployed folk like summat they stepped in peter. nasty people some of them...
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Wearing jeans in bed urghghghhgggghhhh , anyone who wears jeans in my bed gets them ripped off
Have to say i've never come across that particular scenario!
BTW did you see the shining example representing your town on that new tele programme? Consolation: she didn't seem q as bad on first impressions as the Smoggie one!
What night was it on?
No but i may get it on catch up
Anyway i speak different to them, i wouldn't even understand their text speak, and i live by the coast you know!
Don't think it's been on yet...thread on here yesterday "Geordie Shores'....amongst others there's a rather delightful smoggie and sand dancer on there....life is about having a great tango tan, flashing your tits, getting wrecked .....blah blah blah
I was just checking them out, and i couldn't put my finger on what they reminded me off!
They look like the Gypsy Travellers on Big fat Gypsy Wedding! All these programmes about Essex, and Chelsea and Now the Geordie Shores, they all live in a make believe world,fake hair, fake colour, fake everything lol
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Yay Soops! 2 fast 2 furious and parking on a sixpence
As it happens, that's x2 on our happenies by my reckoning Suze
Originally Posted by PeterCat:
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by PeterCat:
Most of the people who work in my local jobcentre.
*Sympathises with PC* I work for a private training organisation that works alongside the J/C
I had a horrible experience with one private training organisation - nearly drove me to a breakdown. This time around, the organisation itself is a bit crappy, but I've siphoned myself off onto a side organisation which advises about becoming self-employed. Much more humane than either the main organisation or the jobcentre.
In fact, I had a new person signing me on at the jobcentre last week and I had to breathe very deeply in order not to scream in her face. It's been a long time since I met someone who was so naturally offensive to other human life.
Awww PC but they're public servants.....and doing the best they can
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Why on earth would anyone wear jeans in bed? That's just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww IMO.
Ok, I'm getting a bit serious here for a moment..people who need to 'protect' themselves....or people who crash out pissed!
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by PeterCat:
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by PeterCat:
Most of the people who work in my local jobcentre.
*Sympathises with PC* I work for a private training organisation that works alongside the J/C
I had a horrible experience with one private training organisation - nearly drove me to a breakdown. This time around, the organisation itself is a bit crappy, but I've siphoned myself off onto a side organisation which advises about becoming self-employed. Much more humane than either the main organisation or the jobcentre.
In fact, I had a new person signing me on at the jobcentre last week and I had to breathe very deeply in order not to scream in her face. It's been a long time since I met someone who was so naturally offensive to other human life.
Awww PC but they're public servants.....and doing the best they can
A lot of them are, yes, Super. However, the Jobcentre does seem to attract some employees who could do with a few decades of training in people skills. And I speak as someone who tries his best to get along with everyone I come across.
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Wearing jeans in bed urghghghhgggghhhh , anyone who wears jeans in my bed gets them ripped off
Have to say i've never come across that particular scenario!
BTW did you see the shining example representing your town on that new tele programme? Consolation: she didn't seem q as bad on first impressions as the Smoggie one!
What night was it on?
No but i may get it on catch up
Anyway i speak different to them, i wouldn't even understand their text speak, and i live by the coast you know!
Don't think it's been on yet...thread on here yesterday "Geordie Shores'....amongst others there's a rather delightful smoggie and sand dancer on there....life is about having a great tango tan, flashing your tits, getting wrecked .....blah blah blah
I was just checking them out, and i couldn't put my finger on what they reminded me off!
They look like the Gypsy Travellers on Big fat Gypsy Wedding! All these programmes about Essex, and Chelsea and Now the Geordie Shores, they all live in a make believe world,fake hair, fake colour, fake everything lol
Stereotypes extraordiinare Peachy, ah well at least it'll challenge the idea that we're all whippet racing, flat capped neanderthals1 ha ha
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Wearing jeans in bed urghghghhgggghhhh , anyone who wears jeans in my bed gets them ripped off
Have to say i've never come across that particular scenario!
BTW did you see the shining example representing your town on that new tele programme? Consolation: she didn't seem q as bad on first impressions as the Smoggie one!
What night was it on?
No but i may get it on catch up
Anyway i speak different to them, i wouldn't even understand their text speak, and i live by the coast you know!
Don't think it's been on yet...thread on here yesterday "Geordie Shores'....amongst others there's a rather delightful smoggie and sand dancer on there....life is about having a great tango tan, flashing your tits, getting wrecked .....blah blah blah
I was just checking them out, and i couldn't put my finger on what they reminded me off!
They look like the Gypsy Travellers on Big fat Gypsy Wedding! All these programmes about Essex, and Chelsea and Now the Geordie Shores, they all live in a make believe world,fake hair, fake colour, fake everything lol
Stereotypes extraordiinare Peachy, ah well at least it'll challenge the idea that we're all whippet racing, flat capped neanderthals1 ha ha
Whey Aye man, oh i mean
Of course it will Dear
Originally Posted by PeterCat:
A lot of them are, yes, Super. However, the Jobcentre does seem to attract some employees who could do with a few decades of training in people skills. And I speak as someone who tries his best to get along with everyone I come across.
Oh PC, I couldn't agree with you more, BUT, they're basic grade civil servants for the most part....on a shit wage....probably some of them are well intentioned....people like you must challenge and p them off big style!!!
Whey Aye man, oh i mean
Of course it will Dear
One would never lower oneself
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
people who havent got their dogs on a lead in a park, and when mine go mental (on leads and muzzled) dog owners say 'oh-he/she's alright' to which i reply 'well mine f*cking arent hence the leads and muzzles'
Oh yes!! I am with you on that one... insult to injury is when they then look at you as if you have set an attack dog on their precious Roly... .. that they are unable to recall and stop coming on a suicide mission towards my dog who may be gobbing off like a good un and straining to take a chunk out of Roly.. BUT MY DOG IS ON THE LEAD!!!
I will admit when its me thats been a bit slack though.. I was once standing talking to the owner of a burmese mountain dog (my dog is a dark brindle cairn terrier)...both our dogs were on leads.. and they were pretty much ignoring each other... all of a sudden it kicked off and at first was unclear which dog had started it... til a few stray clumps of golden burmese mountain dog hair floated on a breeze... right in front of mine & the burmese dog owners face...
awkward
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
things that should be sharp (scissors, knives, blades etc) not being sharp...
people that don''t load the (my) dishwasher correctly
and people that think the cutlery tray in the cutlery draw is just there for decoration
Home Economics Teachers
the underwires in my bra's
Awww, I loved my HE teacher and she loved me...only one other than my PE and maths teacher who 'got me' and wasn't just over excited at my academic potential/could do better blah blah blah, ffs i had to survive the jungle as well as being one of the brighter v v sporty kids...Did those 'aspirational' teachers' get that, did they buggery, they just wanted me to excel at latin blah blah blah
Next: underwire bras....get the buggas off the minute you walk in the front door...oh and knickers, get them off too!
My Home Ec teacher hated me... so I hated her back.
and the bain of my live as a mother of children in secondary school has been Home Ec teachers. (PE teachers & Art teachers are close runners up)
the dumbing down of tv really pees me off.. towie winning a bafta.. sing if you can? anything with kieth lemmon in it
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
things that should be sharp (scissors, knives, blades etc) not being sharp...
people that don''t load the (my) dishwasher correctly
and people that think the cutlery tray in the cutlery draw is just there for decoration
Home Economics Teachers
the underwires in my bra's
This is the bane of my life atm as they keep popping through in the middle and stabbing my boobies!!!
I've had to throw away 3 nice bra's recently 
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
My clompy upstairs neighbours with their laminate floor
Oh I've got one of them! I swear he's either practicing Riverdance or exercising a pony up there
At the moment, the OH
And politicians who talk about "hard-working families". As if singletons and/or the childless don't also work hard. Or if we do, we don't matter.
Jenstar
This is the bane of my life atm as they keep popping through in the middle and stabbing my boobies!!!
I've had to throw away 3 nice bra's recently.
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Jen. Do what I do and put a couple of stiches in to keep the wires in place, or, if the bras are still good , remove said wires and wear them when you are relaxing, but may just have company calling, so you don't look "floppy" but have a bit of support in a comfy sort of way.
The bane of my life are presenters on the telly who don't speak properly.
I do not mean that they should speak without an accent, I love our diverse British accents. It is people like that plonker Jeff Brazier who tells you to dial blah blah blah.....firty free firty free firty free.Why? Surely it's just as easy to say thirty three................. Others on the box that say fink and fort, vis and vat.......
Ooh Sezit, you've just reminded me of something that drives me mad.
All the people on tv who say bought when they mean brought and vice versa. The antiques shows are the worst for this.
Can't anyone on tv differentiate between the past tenses of buy and bring?? Grrrrrr
Ahhhh, jeebus. That reminds me - that awful Thomas Cook ad with Jamie and Louise Redknapp.
We have fun on i'
We fall in love on i'
And when i' is over..
Don't jut book i', Thomas Cook i'.
It's iT! IT! IT!
Motorists who think that double yellow lines on the road means 'please feel free to park your vehicle on the pavement here'
Farmers who bleat about how hard done by they are
Tescos
Oddly enough, most farmers round here who bleat on about hard done by they are, actually blame Tescoes!
Yes veggie I know where you are coming from. The one that gets me are the "experts" that say "Jew ler ree" instead of "Jewellry"
Too many to mention?!