alcohol-i can drink too much
and
people who 'smack' their mouths when eating, which makes me want to smack their mouths
and
wasps
and
them stoooopid snow globes at xmas
and
people who havent got their dogs on a lead in a park, and when mine go mental (on leads and muzzled) dog owners say 'oh-he/she's alright' to which i reply 'well mine f*cking arent hence the leads and muzzles'
and
when the milks gone off in the morning and youre gagging for a cup of tea
and
kids sitting outside chippies, usually with a can of super being twats and scaring the OAPs who want a chippie supper
and
the youngest step-son thinks he has the right to own the remote control-when its obviously MY right
and
when ive left the top off my baccy tin and the baccy has gone as dry as a nuns..well you can guess the last bit
and
when i cant finish the crossword and the OH picks it up and does it..no problem
i'll let you know if theres anymore