Clean answers would be good!
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Harpic.
Two lines.
Two lines.
chilli.
shall I wear black shoes or boots?
Food
Soup 
Am I smarter than a 10 year old?
Nurofen
The clean answer.....Harpic!
Today I popped into the chemists adjacent to
our Doctors with the intention of getting some Aspirin. I was given the third degree.
Meanwhile round the corner, at the special entrance, they dish out methadone or whatever to the lager swilling, loathsome, spotty, smack-heads.
That's what was on my mind today.
Let's just say I now have the cleanest nose on the forum 
I'm on two bottles a day.
moneysavingexpert.com/legalhighs
I'm on two bottles a day.
moneysavingexpert.com/legalhighs
Sloth
Oh and a twinkly arse
Who cares?
Gimme both barrels
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Who cares?
Ditto
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Gimme both barrels
Shaken, not stirred, but fully loaded?
Say what's on your mind - you seem to be the one on the front foot.
Righto 
Anyhoo, American Idol is now on my mind!
Anyhoo, American Idol is now on my mind!
Sorry 
I'm an eejit
I'm an eejit
Is American Idol back?
on my mind is the fact i have a sore gum from having a tooth out earlier...
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Let's just say I now have the cleanest nose on the forum
I don't think you should clean your nose with harpic
Dogs.
Reference: Croc
Is American Idol back?
It`s on ITV2 now Croc. I didn`t know either. It started last night! 
Music through one ear.
Nugger the kids are watching a film
Peanuts
About half a dozen things at the mo 
The chat about sex i had with my daughter last night, can't believe how many of her friends are having sex at 15 
All this reading I have to do this weekend 
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The chat about sex i had with my daughter last night, can't believe how many of her friends are having sex at 15
That was my face as well Pam, it's been on my mind all day you have too let them go some day though and she's 17 this year
you have too let them go some day though and she's 17 this year
Packing.
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That was my face as well Pam, it's been on my mind all day you have too let them go some day though and she's 17 this year
Yeah, but 15...........I dunno, maybe I have old fashioned values
The film on Film 4
That's good Aims, and all you can do is play it by ear
i'm wondering who to let in my house ............. now my new carpet is finally down YEE -HA i was waiting till the snow went away 
ooft am absaloutly aww chuffed
ooft am absaloutly aww chuffed 