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I wanted to do some work at home and not have to carry the laptop into work,so I've been hunting high and low for my memory stick.Among the obvious places to start with...the handbag.So bag getts emptied onto the bed.Apart from a bit of fluff,this is what I found.

One referees whistle attached to staff badge
One packet of tissues
2 AAA batteries
Bottle of alcohol handwash gel
Packet of wet wipes
One A5 notebook
One hardback notebook
2 pens
MP3 player(pink)
Keys with torch and compass keyring
Illuminated mirror
Mobile phone
Purse
Half eaten bag of sweets(pontefract cakes)
Umbrella

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quote:
Originally posted by china:
quote:
Originally posted by china:
two football players-a rampant rabbit-a map of england-a speaker of the house of commons-a gavel and a claims form

oooops!

im looking through blizzies handbag!

just opened the side pocket and a bottle of vodka and a half eaten snickers bar fell out

sorry Big Grin


Mad

IT'S GIN! Mad Big Grin
Blizz'ard
quote:
Originally posted by The Secretary:
Oooh, I like these threads - it's the only time my handbag gets a clear out.

Here goes:

a ÂĢ25 naked voucher Confused
The Wonder Stuff ticket stubbs
purse
specs
ipod & itrip
4 stolen Ikea pencils
pen
a watch
lighter
lippy
pefume
tissues
pregnancy test stick thing Red Face
alcohol had gel
hand cream
about ÂĢ4k in coppers
phone
a squilion receipts


Now that bag sounds like mine(no pregnancy test tho), the bad thing about it is that I can no longer carry a bag because my arthritis is so bad yet my bag is still full of old rubbish and receipts. I bought a very fancy shopping trolley as I can use one hand for that and my crutch in the other hand but I am lethal with the thing. Up to now I have probably run over about 20 pairs of feet getting on and off the bus and whilst shopping in M&S I put the shopping trolley in their shop trolley, consequently I couldn`t see over the top of it and I ran into a display table full of leaflets and knocked the whole thing over Blush. I left without doing any shopping that day.
jeppa
quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
Purse
Mobile phone in its protective case thing
Keys (House & Car)
Packet of Kleenex (small)
Anti-bacterial hand gel
MP3 player (Sony - black)
Gel pens (black & red)
Soft mints
Soothers (cherry flavour)
Oyster card
Comb
Used day travelcard ticket
List of phone numbers
Small notepad


Any French window keys?.... Ninja
stonks
quote:
Originally posted by Lady P:
quote:
Originally posted by stonks:
Oh gawd the contents of my handbag..here goes....
Purse + cards
3 bank books
batteries
Lip gloss
a load of papers I don't need
Tractor key
painkillers
change for parking
drivers lisence
perfune
1 Domino
Digital camera
Ninja


I have to ask - tractor key? and why only one domino ?


Tractor key, to drive the tractor, (which I hate driving)....
1 domino, I found it separated from the others while moving house.(5 yrs ago).... Blush
stonks
Purse
Glasses
Alcoholic Hand Gel
Travelcard
House keys
tissues
Moby phone
Lip balm
8 pens
2 penguin pencils with chimney type rubbers on top
highlighter pen
small notebook
dictaphone
hand cream
perfume 'woman by Paul Smith'
mini-deodorant
mirror
extra strong mints
fold-up cotton shopping bag
small hairbrush
various hair bobbins
numerous receipts
Nintendo DS.
fluff Nod
FM
quote:
Originally posted by Pengy:
Purse
Glasses
Alcoholic Hand Gel
Travelcard
House keys
tissues
Moby phone
Lip balm
8 pens
2 penguin pencils with chimney type rubbers on top
highlighter pen
small notebook
dictaphone
hand cream
perfume 'woman by Paul Smith'
mini-deodorant
mirror
extra strong mints
fold-up cotton shopping bag
small hairbrush
various hair bobbins
numerous receipts
Nintendo DS.
fluff Nod


How big is you bag??!!! Eeker
(Still havent found my memory stick Frowner )
M
Purse
Mobile phone
Glasses case
Old train ticket
A dog biscuit
A few old tissues. yuk
Fluff
Packet of extra strong mints, with fluff on them
Couple of pens which don't work
Pile of receipts some dating back to 2005!
Eeker
Nail File
The strap off a camera case Confused
Driving Licence
Kit kat wrapper
A couple of euros
2 AA batteries.
Small Mirror
Lighter which doesn't work
Pencil sharpener
Nail clippers
Penelope Pitstop
Ok, I've just emptied mine out.
Here's what I found;

* Purse
* Glasses
* Sunglasses
* House keys
* Car keys
* 3 pens
* Make-up bag
* Body spray
* Diary
* Notebook for writing poetry
* Book of sudoku puzzles
* 2 packets of tissues
* clean pair of knickers
* 5 pantyliners
* 2 mobile phones
* 1 mobile phone charger
* Hairbrush
* 3 emery boards
* LED torch
* box of ibuprofen
* Brook airway
* ID card and lanyard
* Scout knife
* 2 empty carrier bags
* Umbrella
* Digital camera
* Personal attack alarm
* and a small pile of till receipts, bus and train tickets, and odd bits of paper destined for the shredder.

I keep thinking there's something else I ought to be carrying, but I can't think what it might be...
Sarum
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