Is one the over 60s dinner club
not yet,,,but its coming at me fast
Is one the over 60s dinner club
not yet,,,but its coming at me fast
Right we need a song to do the conga to
I've just found a bottle of Smirnoff ice in the bathroom
Was it hidden in the toilet cistern?
disgusting.... *kicks empties under the bed*
Right we need a song to do the conga to
my knee I'll watch from the bar
Looks under Dames bed for any full bottles
I've just realised after 12 I'm going to have to say I'm 30 this year
I won't see 30 again
Neither will I *Wails*
Some of us won't see 50 40 again!
PMSL! Me either to those two......wails again
We are in our prime, Sprouty.
Yeah, I heard somewhere 50 is the new 40
and in a few years time 60 will be the new 30
Cos I said so...
evening revellers
haha
Right we need a song to do the conga to
my knee I'll watch from the bar
We will do that one that you sit on the floor instead
Looks under Dames bed for any full bottles
You'll be lucky *runnnnnnnnnnnnnnns*
Looks under Dames bed for any full bottles
not a chance
Kaffy grab a drink before Dame clears us out
Right we need a song to do the conga to
my knee I'll watch from the bar
We will do that one that you sit on the floor instead
She still won't be able to do that. I'm not that sure I can any more
Looks under Dames bed for any full bottles
You'll be lucky *runnnnnnnnnnnnnnns*
Have you got a bottle "taps foot"
Kaffy grab a drink before Dame clears us out
where from the bathroom or under the bed?
Looks under Dames bed for any full bottles
You'll be lucky *runnnnnnnnnnnnnnns*
I actually agreed
Kaffy grab a drink before Dame clears us out
where from the bathroom or under the bed?
neither, they are all empty
Right we need a song to do the conga to
my knee I'll watch from the bar
We will do that one that you sit on the floor instead
She still won't be able to do that. I'm not that sure I can any more
If I got down onto the floor, somebody would need to haul me back up.
Right we need a song to do the conga to
my knee I'll watch from the bar
We will do that one that you sit on the floor instead
She still won't be able to do that. I'm not that sure I can any more
really, really laughing
Kaffy grab a drink before Dame clears us out
where from the bathroom or under the bed?
neither, they are all empty
Lucky I have a hip flask in my bag then....
Looks under Dames bed for any full bottles
You'll be lucky *runnnnnnnnnnnnnnns*
Have you got a bottle "taps foot"
Nope *whistles*
Looks under Dames bed for any full bottles
You'll be lucky *runnnnnnnnnnnnnnns*
I actually agreed
Kaffy grab a drink before Dame clears us out
Kaffy grab a drink before Dame clears us out
where from the bathroom or under the bed?
neither, they are all empty
Lucky I have a hip flask in my bag then....
I just have the hips
Right we need a song to do the conga to
my knee I'll watch from the bar
We will do that one that you sit on the floor instead
She still won't be able to do that. I'm not that sure I can any more
If I got down onto the floor, somebody would need to haul me back up.
My dad used to be a mobile crane driver. i picked up a few tips
*slips out of thread*
Right we need a song to do the conga to
my knee I'll watch from the bar
We will do that one that you sit on the floor instead
She still won't be able to do that. I'm not that sure I can any more
really, really laughing
Finger conga is it then.
I can't decide if the conga-ing dog is clever or just horny
Right we need a song to do the conga to
my knee I'll watch from the bar
We will do that one that you sit on the floor instead
She still won't be able to do that. I'm not that sure I can any more
If I got down onto the floor, somebody would need to haul me back up.
My dad used to be a mobile crane driver. i picked up a few tips
*slips out of thread*
Just the job!
I can't decide if the conga-ing dog is clever or just horny
Definitely the latter!
really, really laughing
Finger conga is it then.
if you saw the size of my bungalow, you would know both bedrooms, lounge and kitchen are all on suite
I can't decide if the conga-ing dog is clever or just horny
Definitely the latter!
My dad used to be a mobile crane driver. i picked up a few tips
*slips out of thread*
Kaffy grab a drink before Dame clears us out
where from the bathroom or under the bed?
There's some in the leccy box, pop a coin in while your there don't tell Dame though
evening revellers
*Says Hi Kaffy cos she wasn't here when Kaff got here*
really, really laughing
Finger conga is it then.
if you saw the size of my bungalow, you would know both bedrooms, lounge and kitchen are all on suite
And she's only got one bathroom
Kaffy grab a drink before Dame clears us out
where from the bathroom or under the bed?
There's some in the leccy box, pop a coin in while your there don't tell Dame though
Kaffy grab a drink before Dame clears us out
where from the bathroom or under the bed?
There's some in the leccy box, pop a coin in while your there don't tell Dame though
*perks*
And she's only got one bathroom
three strides and your in any room
Gary Barlow can't sing
I need a wee, I bet Pam is in the lav
Kaffy grab a drink before Dame clears us out
where from the bathroom or under the bed?
There's some in the leccy box, pop a coin in while your there don't tell Dame though
*perks*
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