her own fault and she had the original 
*Admits it and says she's 52 you know, not 22*
I still buy cd's I do have an Ipod though 
Can't remember the last time I bought a CD and have an Archos MP3/4 player
her own fault and she had the original
*Admits it and says she's 52 you know, not 22*
I still buy cd's I do have an Ipod though
Can't remember the last time I bought a CD and have an Archos MP3/4 player
I buy them for the car
Baz is going to have her wages cut 
Help yourselves to nuts 
Dame but another tune on
*Phones in for Baz and tells boss she's not very well tonight so doesn't think she'll be in, although she might show later on*
Ok I'll let her off, your on the door sprout
I've just realised after 12 I'm going to have to say I'm 30 this year 
I've just realised after 12 I'm going to have to say I'm 30 this year
I've just realised after 12 I'm going to have to say I'm 30 this year
Hmm, why is your nose growing, Pinnocchio Aims?
You all trying to say I look old for 30 
"gets the gin out"
I've just realised after 12 I'm going to have to say I'm 30 this year
I won't see 30 again 
and neither will Aims
You all trying to say I look old for 30 "gets the gin out"
its that 5 0'clock stubble
I've just realised after 12 I'm going to have to say I'm 30 this year
I won't see 30 again
and neither will Aims
Come outside you
Where's Sprout with the spam sarnies
I've just realised after 12 I'm going to have to say I'm 30 this year
I won't see 30 again
Neither will I *Wails*
and neither will Aims
Come outside you
me knees are bad, wait til tomorrow
You all trying to say I look old for 30 "gets the gin out"
its that 5 0'clock stubble
I've shaved for the party actually 
You all trying to say I look old for 30 "gets the gin out"
its that 5 0'clock stubble
I've just realised after 12 I'm going to have to say I'm 30 this year
I won't see 30 again
Neither will I *Wails*
joins oldies club
I've just realised after 12 I'm going to have to say I'm 30 this year
I won't see 30 again
Neither will I *Wails*
Some of us won't see 50 40 again!
You all trying to say I look old for 30 "gets the gin out"
its that 5 0'clock stubble
I've shaved for the party actually
you've shaved you've a face like velcro
and neither will Aims
Come outside you
me knees are bad, wait til tomorrow
I've got a stiff neck so ok.
I've just realised after 12 I'm going to have to say I'm 30 this year
I won't see 30 again
Neither will I *Wails*
Some of us won't see 50 40 again!
I'm joining loads of clubs tonight
I've just realised after 12 I'm going to have to say I'm 30 this year
I won't see 30 again
Neither will I *Wails*
Some of us won't see 50 40 again!
PMSL! Me either to those two......wails again
me knees are bad, wait til tomorrow
I've got a stiff neck so ok.
thank feck you 
I've just realised after 12 I'm going to have to say I'm 30 this year
I won't see 30 again
Neither will I *Wails*
Some of us won't see 50 40 again!
I'm joining loads of clubs tonight
The right one's though?
I've just realised after 12 I'm going to have to say I'm 30 this year
I won't see 30 again
Neither will I *Wails*
Some of us won't see 50 40 again!
PMSL! Me either to those two......wails again
We are in our prime, Sprouty.
I'e joined the giving up drinking club for an hour or so
I've just found a bottle of Smirnoff ice in the bathroom
I got a carrier bag out today, shook it to fit the bin and a fiver fell out 
You all trying to say I look old for 30 "gets the gin out"
its that 5 0'clock stubble
I've shaved for the party actually
you've shaved you've a face like velcro
ROFL
I've just realised after 12 I'm going to have to say I'm 30 this year
I won't see 30 again
Neither will I *Wails*
Some of us won't see 50 40 again!
PMSL! Me either to those two......wails again
We are in our prime, Sprouty.
Yeah, I heard somewhere 50 is the new 40 
I'e joined the giving up drinking club for an hour or so
I'm joining that on Friday
I've just found a bottle of Smirnoff ice in the bathroom
I got a carrier bag out today, shook it to fit the bin and a fiver fell out
I've just found a bottle of Smirnoff ice in the bathroom
I got a carrier bag out today, shook it to fit the bin and a fiver fell out
What the hell is it doing in the bathroom *questions*
I've just realised after 12 I'm going to have to say I'm 30 this year
I won't see 30 again
Neither will I *Wails*
Some of us won't see 50 40 again!
PMSL! Me either to those two......wails again
We are in our prime, Sprouty.
Yeah, I heard somewhere 50 is the new 40
That'll do for me.
We are in our prime, Sprouty.
Yeah, I heard somewhere 50 is the new 40
The news hasn't gotten round to me knees
I've just found a bottle of Smirnoff ice in the bathroom
Was it hidden in the toilet cistern? 
I'e joined the giving up drinking club for an hour or so
I'm joining that on Friday
I've just realised after 12 I'm going to have to say I'm 30 this year
I won't see 30 again
Neither will I *Wails*
Some of us won't see 50 40 again!
I'm joining loads of clubs tonight
Is one the over 60s dinner club
That'll do for me.
