quote:Originally posted by Lockes no 1 fan:
sophies fat
Wicked! Followed by... Kris say it isn't his!
Wicked! Followed by... Kris say it isn't his!
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
I'd shout about Bea calling Lisa a cockroach, and David's a yorkshire pudding!
quote:Originally posted by Sky:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
I'd shout about Bea calling Lisa a cockroach, and David's a yorkshire pudding!
She wasn't being 'negative' about it neither...she was 'positive'!
Lisa, Marcus has a packet of fags hidden in his dirty keks, if you peel them gently..... 
"Cooeee Rodrigo. Queen Elizabeth here. Phillip's been on to me about getting a Brazilian".
quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:
"Cooeee Rodrigo. Queen Elizabeth here. Phillip's been on to me about getting a Brazilian".
Mind you.. some of his suggestions are all Greek to me!
quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:
"Cooeee Rodrigo. Queen Elizabeth here. Phillip's been on to me about getting a Brazilian".
LMAO!
"Charlie, we don't like you, please leave the Big Brother house" 
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Sky:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
I'd shout about Bea calling Lisa a cockroach, and David's a yorkshire pudding!
She wasn't being 'negative' about it neither...she was 'positive'!
Tell dave how she has been ripping him apart behind his back
quote:Originally posted by cup:
Tell dave how she has been ripping him apart behind his back
Yeah... and how she wasn't crying into his shoulder, she'd just forgotten her hanky!
Beneziar to win.
This is Kim and Aggie.Marcus' duvet has just been issued with a government health warning
quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:
"Cooeee Rodrigo. Queen Elizabeth here. Phillip's been on to me about getting a Brazilian".
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
quote:Originally posted by Lil misz:
Beneziar to win.
A secret house rumour is always worth a go too.
Paranoia rulez.
I'd shout,
Did any of you watch Charlie Brookers Dead Set?
WELL IT'S ONLY BLUDDY GONE AND HAPPENED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH GET OFF MY INTESTINES YOU NASTY ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Did any of you watch Charlie Brookers Dead Set?
WELL IT'S ONLY BLUDDY GONE AND HAPPENED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH GET OFF MY INTESTINES YOU NASTY ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Charlie you are least favourite to win.
Bea Iam positive that you are a negative person.
Lisa you are disliked.
Bea Iam positive that you are a negative person.
Lisa you are disliked.
"BB House, this is Davina.
Trinny and Susannah have designed your winner's eviction outfit........."
Trinny and Susannah have designed your winner's eviction outfit........."
'CHARLIE, THIS IS BIG BROTHER, CHAIN YOURSELF TO LISA AND BEA - THIS IS A TASK!........................... MEH, IT WASN'T REALLY - NOW FOOK OFF AND TAKE THE PAIR OF EM WITH YA!'
Twat
Twat
"Marcus - your Mum sold all your toys on Ebay"
quote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:
"Marcus - your Mum sold all your toys on Ebay"
quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:quote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:
"Marcus - your Mum sold all your toys on Ebay"
quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:quote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:
"Marcus - your Mum sold all your toys on Ebay"
After she binned the boxes they were in!
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:quote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:
"Marcus - your Mum sold all your toys on Ebay"
After she binned the boxes they were in!
And after what she found under the bed, she's chucking you out next!
I would let out a blood curdling scream and shout 'Zombies'.. then I'd fire off a couple of shots from a starting pistol or summat and let out another blood curdling scream and shout 'They're going to kill us all'.
Onanists.
quote:Originally posted by Tarquin Vilenose II:
Onanists.
I Googled
Now I can ----->
would that be his tissuesquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:quote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:
"Marcus - your Mum sold all your toys on Ebay"
After she binned the boxes they were in!
And after what she found under the bed, she's chucking you out next!
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Why has nobody said they would shout ... You're ALL Wankers? ROFPMSL:
"ONANISTS!!!" sounds WAY better
quote:Originally posted by evviva!:quote:Originally posted by Tarquin Vilenose II:
Onanists.
I Googled
Now I can ----->
Cool: Viva la vida evviva
quote:Originally posted by *KG*:
'CHARLIE, THIS IS BIG BROTHER, CHAIN YOURSELF TO LISA AND BEA - THIS IS A TASK!........................... MEH, IT WASN'T REALLY - NOW FOOK OFF AND TAKE THE PAIR OF EM WITH YA!'
Twat
I gather you don't like Charlie then
quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:would that be his tissuesquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:quote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:
"Marcus - your Mum sold all your toys on Ebay"
After she binned the boxes they were in!
And after what she found under the bed, she's chucking you out next!
And his mags. And his girlfriend with the bicycle pump attachment.
Charlie is NOT gay, he's playing you.
AND
Don't turn your back on Bea as that knife will be in YOUR back next.
AND
Don't turn your back on Bea as that knife will be in YOUR back next.
They haven't been evicted, all of the GBP's favourites are living in the secret house
quote:Originally posted by Tarquin Vilenose II:
Onanists.
You'd have to shout what it meant, they wouldn't have a clue, whether you were complimenting, or insulting them ALL!
Freddie to win.
Don't trust Bea.
Don't trust Bea.
"This is Big Brother. You have one minute to decide who should die and a further minute to bludgeon that housemate to death. If you do not achieve this task in the set time then all of you will die."
Followed by a quick burst of machine gun fire.
Followed by a quick burst of machine gun fire.
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Tarquin Vilenose II:
Onanists.
You'd have to shout what it meant, they wouldn't have a clue, whether you were complimenting, or insulting them ALL!
Ok then..... how about "EFFIN ONANISTS!!!" ?
(can you tell I love this word?
)quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Tarquin Vilenose II:
Onanists.
You'd have to shout what it meant, they wouldn't have a clue, whether you were complimenting, or insulting them ALL!
I'd only say 'Onanists' to comply with this forum's culture. They could work it out later - or ask me, here, what I mean. (On second thoughts, they could ask other FMs.)
quote:Originally posted by evviva!:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Why has nobody said they would shout ... You're ALL Wankers? ROFPMSL:
"ONANISTS!!!" sounds WAY better
I wouldn't dream of making some folk feel inadequate, by using BIG words!
