quote:va*ina?
V*g*n* is not a rude word, y'know!
V*g*n* is not a rude word, y'know!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
And then he wonders why they don't joke with him in the diary room.
Exactly.
And I'm sick and tired of people accusing anyone who doesn't like his brand of repartee of being prudish.
Wrong - the bloke's an oafish, boorish pillock. And only people who are VERY easily pleased find him funny.
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
And then he wonders why they don't joke with him in the diary room.
Exactly.
And I'm sick and tired of people accusing anyone who doesn't like his brand of repartee of being prudish.
Wrong - the bloke's an oafish, boorish pillock. And only people who are VERY easily pleased find him funny.
I agree. He's about as funny as Chubby Brown
quote:Originally posted by Summer_Breeze:
Why did I find it funny? Are the majority of women you enthuse about superior to others who do actually find certain humour funny?
This makes me despair. Is your judgement reserved for men like Marcus using sexual references in humour or are you happy to brandish your outrage at women who do this also? There is a huge percentage of women who make jokes about men, make sexual or bodily references about themselves in the course of humour and who talk about what they'd like to do to the men they meet and some are very successful on the comedy circuit.
Why did you find it funny?
Because you like Marcus.
I'm not sure what you mean, when you say 'the majority of women' I 'enthuse about'. I am merely explaining that the majority of women do not like men who talk in an aggressive tone to them, whilst using sexual language. Obviously, some will find it a turn on, some will just laugh it off, but most will, as I said, stear clear of such men.
I have no problem with sexual humour and I'm certainly no prude, but I just find him abusive, rather than hilarious, and you can tell that the women BBs being subjected to his 'humour' are less than impressed with it too.
Ah well, it made me laugh.
quote:Originally posted by boltonfan2:
I agree. He's about as funny as Chubby Brown
I'm finding a lot of his sayings very funny.I didnt like what he said to Noirin but hes come out with some classics..and even if he goes on Friday,he is the star of this BB for his quotes alone..and injecting some life into the house,trying to take on BB and generating thread after thread either liking him or not.
I would respect or like him more if in his endeavours to challenge Big Brother he showed eloquence, intelligence or wit. He hasn't.
I am no prude but I have enough respect for myself and other women to know that what he said to the female BB was disrespectful and coarse. Not my type of man at all.
I am no prude but I have enough respect for myself and other women to know that what he said to the female BB was disrespectful and coarse. Not my type of man at all.
quote:I would respect or like him more if in his endeavours to challenge Big Brother he showed eloquence, intelligence or wit. He hasn't.
I thought his DR rant a few weeks ago after the BB warning was one of the finest BB moments ever. Ever.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:I would respect or like him more if in his endeavours to challenge Big Brother he showed eloquence, intelligence or wit. He hasn't.
I thought his DR rant a few weeks ago after the BB warning was one of the finest BB moments ever. Ever.
I agreed with him that time, because he was 100% right (regarding Sree and the "r" word).
But ever since, he's kicked off at the poor sod on diary room shift with little or no provocation at all.
Not because he's big, brave and clever, or even because he thinks he's right. But simply because he knows he can swear at and insult them with impunity, and they aren't allowed to give him the same back.
a one off comment like that can be funny, especially as I love Spinal Tap, but it depends who it comes from.
The problem with Marcus is that he has used such derogatory terms about women on such a regular basis that it is obvious that he has little respect for them in general and that makes any such joke coming from him unfunny to me.
If Freddy, Siavash, Dave or any of the other guys in there had come out with the quip, i'd be laughing my socks off, but with Marcus I just cringe as it's another in a long line of childish abusive shite he comes out with to try and make himself look like the hard man that he soo patently obviously ain't
Humour gets its power from its ability to shock us into laughter.........Marcus' repetitious schoolboy humour is not shocking anymore, it's boring, predictable, and just not funny
The problem with Marcus is that he has used such derogatory terms about women on such a regular basis that it is obvious that he has little respect for them in general and that makes any such joke coming from him unfunny to me.
If Freddy, Siavash, Dave or any of the other guys in there had come out with the quip, i'd be laughing my socks off, but with Marcus I just cringe as it's another in a long line of childish abusive shite he comes out with to try and make himself look like the hard man that he soo patently obviously ain't
Humour gets its power from its ability to shock us into laughter.........Marcus' repetitious schoolboy humour is not shocking anymore, it's boring, predictable, and just not funny
quote:I agreed with him that time, because he was 100% right (regarding Sree and the "r" word).
Oh he was, he was Deman
quote:But ever since, he's kicked off at the poor sod on diary room shift with little or no provocation at all.
Not because he's big, brave and clever, or even because he thinks he's right. But simply because he knows he can swear at and insult them with impunity, and they aren't allowed to give him the same back.
I think it's quite refreshing to see someone who doesn't just crumple and obey everything. He's certainly worth watching, better than that numpty Lisa.
The only thing that has pissed me off about Marcus was his treatment of Noirin, he came across as jealous and controlling. He REALLY disappointed me there.
He's been a really good HM apart from that, and appeals to my peurile sense of humour
quote:a one off comment like that can be funny, especially as I love Spinal Tap, but it depends who it comes from.
Marcus is SO Tap...'we've got armadillos in our trousers!'
Swimming in a sea of retarded sexuality
quote:but with Marcus I just cringe as it's another in a long line of childish abusive shite he comes out with to try and make himself look like the hard man that he soo patently obviously ain't
That's why I like him
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:I agreed with him that time, because he was 100% right (regarding Sree and the "r" word).
Oh he was, he was Demanquote:But ever since, he's kicked off at the poor sod on diary room shift with little or no provocation at all.
Not because he's big, brave and clever, or even because he thinks he's right. But simply because he knows he can swear at and insult them with impunity, and they aren't allowed to give him the same back.
I think it's quite refreshing to see someone who doesn't just crumple and obey everything. He's certainly worth watching, better than that numpty Lisa.
The only thing that has pissed me off about Marcus was his treatment of Noirin, he came across as jealous and controlling. He REALLY disappointed me there.
He's been a really good HM apart from that, and appeals to my peurile sense of humour
I prefer people who choose their battles, rather than turn everything into a confrontation, especially where there's no need for one.
He just strikes me as childish and petulant rather than funny - and I agree with Dance Settee's post above
I like Marcus despite his sometimes, crude comments but I feel that it will be this that sees him evicted over Freddie. There are far more female than male voters and they don't take this sort of thing lightly !
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Marcus is SO Tap...'we've got armadillos in our trousers!'
I see him more as a Bernard Manning in a bad wig
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quote:Originally posted by Carlos the Hackle:
'Lick my lovepump' - it's a quote from Spinal Tap.
Personally, I found it amusing, but then, I'm not prudish.
I also found it funny last night when he said that Leona Lewis needs his schlong, although I'm sure the blue rinse brigade were choking on ther Horlicks at that one too.
I don`t have a blue rinse but I am getting on a bit - and I think Marcus`s comments are funny. Prudishness has nothing to do with age.
I think I find it a teensy weensy bit sad to still be quoting Spinal Tap after all these years.
It's teenage boys humour.
*runs really fast away from the Tap fans.....*
It's teenage boys humour.
*runs really fast away from the Tap fans.....*
quote:Originally posted by skive:
I think I find it a teensy weensy bit sad to still be quoting Spinal Tap after all these years.
Two words: Shit sandwich
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by skive:
I think I find it a teensy weensy bit sad to still be quoting Spinal Tap after all these years.
Two words: Shit sandwich
What's that - a threesome with Marcus in the middle?
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by skive:
I think I find it a teensy weensy bit sad to still be quoting Spinal Tap after all these years.
Two words: Shit sandwich
What's that - a threesome with Marcus in the middle?
Greased, naked, wearing a dog collar
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
a one off comment like that can be funny, especially as I love Spinal Tap, but it depends who it comes from.
The problem with Marcus is that he has used such derogatory terms about women on such a regular basis that it is obvious that he has little respect for them in general and that makes any such joke coming from him unfunny to me.
If Freddy, Siavash, Dave or any of the other guys in there had come out with the quip, i'd be laughing my socks off, but with Marcus I just cringe as it's another in a long line of childish abusive shite he comes out with to try and make himself look like the hard man that he soo patently obviously ain't
Humour gets its power from its ability to shock us into laughter.........Marcus' repetitious schoolboy humour is not shocking anymore, it's boring, predictable, and just not funny
and, Dance Settee,he deliberately does this sort of thing ;its always ON A PURPOSE
He only ever does it when he knows he's safe, there's no way he would get away with it in everyday life, the man is 35 years of age and quoting sayings from south park a cartoon for Gods sake...
he really needs to get a grip before someone a bit useful puts him right. IMO of course
YMMV
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he really needs to get a grip before someone a bit useful puts him right. IMO of course
YMMV
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quote:Originally posted by wonder:
He has made so many vulgar disgusting comments to females on the production team , ive just said on another thread the most cringeworthy one was "take the sand out your vagina". Cant wait to see him evicted on friday
Did he say that rofl . I hate Marcus but thats a line from southpark, PML.
quote:Originally posted by SJ:quote:Originally posted by wonder:
He has made so many vulgar disgusting comments to females on the production team , ive just said on another thread the most cringeworthy one was "take the sand out your vagina". Cant wait to see him evicted on friday
Did he say that rofl . I hate Marcus but thats a line from southpark, PML.
He'll be quoting from Bugs Bunny and Popeye next, the little tinker
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quote:Originally posted by wonder:quote:Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
Oh ffs people - get a grip!!
do you agree with his sexualy abusive language to other woman? I respect your posts, you should everyone elses, thanks.
Yes i mean - get a grip! All this shite about 'abusive language to women' ffs its just the way he talks, am pretty sure he doesnt hear a voice and think 'oooo i'll be suggestive to her especially' - he'll say the same sorta thing to a male voice.
Too many righteous people on this forum and to be fair your all grating my cheese cos i am pretty sure if it was your 'favourite' HM you'd look past it (Oh and by the way I'm not a huge fan of Marcus)