He invited her to lick his crankshaft, or something

He has made so many vulgar disgusting comments to females on the production team , ive just said on another thread the most cringeworthy one was "take the sand out your vagina". Cant wait to see him evicted on friday

And then he wonders why they don't joke with him in the diary room.

To lick his lovepump!

Yes Marcus...give her a gas mask and she might.

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Originally posted by queenshaks:
To lick his lovepump!

Yes Marcus...give her a gas mask and she might.

thanks QS thats the one.

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Originally posted by queenshaks:
To lick his lovepump!

Yes Marcus...give her a gas mask and she might.

I would rather lick a shitty dog's arse

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Originally posted by wonder:
He has made so many vulgar disgusting comments to females on the production team , ive just said on another thread the most cringeworthy one was "take the sand out your vagina". Cant wait to see him evicted on friday

He should have been removed long ago. The BB females do not deserve this abuse.

So they stick you in house full of freaks, get you to dress up in silly outfits, give you lentils and beans to eat and expect to be treated as if all is normal.
Marcus is doing just what they want, reacting to BB, but in his own way. Nowt wrong with that.

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Originally posted by paace:

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Originally posted by wonder:
He has made so many vulgar disgusting comments to females on the production team , ive just said on another thread the most cringeworthy one was "take the sand out your vagina". Cant wait to see him evicted on friday

He should have been removed long ago. The BB females do not deserve this abuse.

in any other work enviroment a female member of staff would not be spoken to in this manner, so why has BB allowed him to towards the female staff is so confusing, he should have been removed.

'Lick my lovepump' - it's a quote from Spinal Tap.

Personally, I found it amusing, but then, I'm not prudish.

I also found it funny last night when he said that Leona Lewis needs his schlong, although I'm sure the blue rinse brigade were choking on ther Horlicks at that one too.

I've stopped trying to understand him. I came to the conclusion that he got his model of masculinity from World of Warcraft (or maybe even Runescape) End ov.

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Originally posted by Carlos the Hackle:
'Lick my lovepump' - it's a quote from Spinal Tap.

Personally, I found it amusing, but then, I'm not prudish.

I also found it funny last night when he said that Leona Lewis needs his schlong, although I'm sure the blue rinse brigade were choking on ther Horlicks at that one too.

Who said anything about prudish?

The man is a dickhead.

bless the fool, its like hes trying to borrow someone elses personality. awwwww

and i bet nobody has ever ever licked his lovepump poor sod

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Originally posted by Carlos the Hackle:
'Lick my lovepump' - it's a quote from Spinal Tap.

Personally, I found it amusing, but then, I'm not prudish.

I also found it funny last night when he said that Leona Lewis needs his schlong, although I'm sure the blue rinse brigade were choking on ther Horlicks at that one too.

When blokes like Marcus realise that using sexual language in an aggressive or abusive way towards women, actually encourages women to steer clear of them, as opposed to falling at their feet, they may actually have some success in that area.

Nothing to do with being prudish, or having a blue rinse, just a natural self protecting instinct in the majority of women.

I am not a prude, but find his foul mouth disgusting, and I don't think anyone should have to listen to that, ever!

I get the feeling Marcus is not used to interacting in real life with people, look how deluded and childish he was with Noirin,how he is with everything he does and says..

Now he is more upset that his profile pic is awful, he is regretting he came onto the show because of that???
He lives online, and I wouldn't be surprised if he never has had a g/f other then a cyber relationship.... (I am not criticizing him for that except he is all mouth and no trousers!)

I can imagine him in his little bedroom at home with his mum making his tea while he is having cybersex online..... OMG I am not really this bad, but he has just annoyed me!!

I have more than once wondered if he is a member of these forums tbh.

Oh ffs people - get a grip!!

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
Oh ffs people - get a grip!!

On what?

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
Oh ffs people - get a grip!!

What?

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
Oh ffs people - get a grip!!

do you agree with his sexualy abusive language to other woman? I respect your posts, you should everyone elses, thanks.

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Originally posted by love greek sunsets:
in any other work enviroment a female member of staff would not be spoken to in this manner, so why has BB allowed him to towards the female staff is so confusing, he should have been removed.

I agree....It's really unacceptable that anyone should be subjected to such vulgarity especially at work....He has to be the most vulgar cringe worthy HM ever.

Whether some people like it or not Marcus does seem to have quite alot of popularity out there. Endemol seem to have made a big mistake in keeping more unpopular HMs from the public vote. They can't afford to alienate too much of their audience than they already have.

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
Oh ffs people - get a grip!!

On what MM

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Originally posted by Carlos the Hackle:
'Lick my lovepump' - it's a quote from Spinal Tap.

Nigel Tufnel's Mach piece in D minor, the saddest of all keys

Lick my love pump

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Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Whether some people like it or not Marcus does seem to have quite alot of popularity out there. Endemol seem to have made a big mistake in keeping more unpopular HMs from the public vote. They can't afford to alienate too much of their audience than they already have.

Out there?

love nut he said lick my love nut.

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Whether some people like it or not Marcus does seem to have quite alot of popularity out there. Endemol seem to have made a big mistake in keeping more unpopular HMs from the public vote. They can't afford to alienate too much of their audience than they already have.

Out there?

The Matrix Zone.

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Originally posted by ~LEE~:

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Whether some people like it or not Marcus does seem to have quite alot of popularity out there. Endemol seem to have made a big mistake in keeping more unpopular HMs from the public vote. They can't afford to alienate too much of their audience than they already have.

Out there?

The Matrix Zone.

Ah!

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by ~LEE~:

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Whether some people like it or not Marcus does seem to have quite alot of popularity out there. Endemol seem to have made a big mistake in keeping more unpopular HMs from the public vote. They can't afford to alienate too much of their audience than they already have.

Out there?

The Matrix Zone.

Ah!

Ha!

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Originally posted by mozart:
love nut he said lick my love nut.

Lovepump, I had subtitles on.

Quoting from Bands or Films, does not make it ok, he did the same with the bloke who walked, quoted from a film about knocking him out, or words to that effect, never had the balls to say it to him directly tho.

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Carlos the Hackle:
'Lick my lovepump' - it's a quote from Spinal Tap.

Personally, I found it amusing, but then, I'm not prudish.

I also found it funny last night when he said that Leona Lewis needs his schlong, although I'm sure the blue rinse brigade were choking on ther Horlicks at that one too.

When blokes like Marcus realise that using sexual language in an aggressive or abusive way towards women, actually encourages women to steer clear of them, as opposed to falling at their feet, they may actually have some success in that area.

Nothing to do with being prudish, or having a blue rinse, just a natural self protecting instinct in the majority of women.

Why did I find it funny? Are the majority of women you enthuse about superior to others who do actually find certain humour funny?

This makes me despair. Is your judgement reserved for men like Marcus using sexual references in humour or are you happy to brandish your outrage at women who do this also? There is a huge percentage of women who make jokes about men, make sexual or bodily references about themselves in the course of humour and who talk about what they'd like to do to the men they meet and some are very successful on the comedy circuit.

What song said "get the sand out of your va*ina"? I mean really..

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Originally posted by Summer_Breeze:
There is a huge percentage of women who make jokes about men, make sexual or bodily references about themselves in the course of humour.

You've only gotta look at this forum

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Originally posted by Mollie:
What song said "get the sand out of your va*ina"? I mean really..

It certainly was not from Grease

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Originally posted by Mollie:
What song said "get the sand out of your va*ina"? I mean really..

Not a song, it's a Cartman quote from South Park and I say it all the time

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Originally posted by wonder:

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Originally posted by Mollie:
What song said "get the sand out of your va*ina"? I mean really..

It certainly was not from Grease

LOL

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Originally posted by fracas:

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Originally posted by Mollie:
What song said "get the sand out of your va*ina"? I mean really..

Not a song, it's a Cartman quote from South Park and I say it all the time

And the quote is:

Cartman: Kyle, you've got to get that sand out of your vagina; it's making you cranky. Does it itch?