i must admit i've only heard it once before........when a mate's hubby was talking about jordan and said....'she's had bolt on's'......
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a pair a false tits
John James and Josie 
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and his mum should be more gutted to see her son reduce a woman to tears by constantly going on at her.....shouting at women in general to try and pick a fight.........and being an all out knobbertwonker.... rather than be gutted that someone's mentioned the size of his chipolata....
You'd think so....He's not behind the door with being crude himself,and as for swearing he's the worst there for that.
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Sweet isn't it Suze? Oh and errr she's apparently not allowed to say what she said in bed last night 'cos his mum will be watching, but apparently it's okay for him to say that to her when her family are watching
I know, it's such a pairing of equals already! Love's young dream will last the distance (as long as Josie does what she's told) 
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a pair a false tits John James and Josie
Brilliant
There's jokes, crudeness and banter but one thing a mother does not want to hear of some girl is her describing her sons penis....
As a mother I think I would be much more concerned/ashamed if my son used the f word every other word.
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There's jokes, crudeness and banter but one thing a mother does not want to hear of some girl is her describing her sons penis.
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That and his bank balance
Definately not. The *Goldigger* sign would flash up straight away
Josie felt like decking Sam for what he said to her, yet a bloke (JJ) mentons in front of other HMs (and the public) that he bets she's a screamer in bed, and she gets under the duvet with him. I know which one I'd deck.
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Josie felt like decking Sam for what he said to her, yet a bloke (JJ) mentons in front of other HMs (and the public) that he bets she's a screamer in bed, and she gets under the duvet with him. I know which one I'd deck.
I think I'd scream too ,most females would if the bloke only lasted 30 seconds.
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Josie felt like decking Sam for what he said to her, yet a bloke (JJ) mentons in front of other HMs (and the public) that he bets she's a screamer in bed, and she gets under the duvet with him. I know which one I'd deck.
She's hardly a prude! It's slightly different, when a bloke just fires abusive comments at you.
especially when he offers to buy you designer clothes
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That and his bank balance
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especially when he offers to buy you designer clothes
Think of the shoes....
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She's pregnant?
With crabs.
Yes especially now it emerges her last boyfriend was a millionaire....
Care to elaborate Stonks,no pressure off course *waits*
Care to elaborate Stonks,no pressure off course *waits*
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Care to elaborate Stonks,no pressure off course *waits*
Josie said that, if they were including assets, then her last boyfriend was a millionare.
If who are including asserts?,I'm only lost again.
Dave was going on about John James being a millionaire and John James was saying "Are we including assets?".
Then Josie said that.
Then Josie said that.
Ahh I see.....Dave going on about money again,he may get JJ to invest in his project.
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I think I'd scream too ,most females would if the bloke only lasted 30 seconds.
