Was it that Crab eyes called her his GF ,then he took cold feet and she shouted something else about his anatomy .He then mentioned his mother watching.
The other HMS were not even interested.
The other HMS were not even interested.
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She's pregnant?
whats this I have missed?
I got LF on but no sound - cant be that interesting cos its on the bedroom
I got LF on but no sound - cant be that interesting cos its on the bedroom
where is the said sad cow?
is she making herself available in the bathroom again?
is she making herself available in the bathroom again?
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I got LF on but no sound - cant be that interesting cos its on the bedroom
Rewind it .
Couldn't hear at first, but then there was a convo about his mother watching and something like she wouldn't approve of him having a relationship in the house, then Josie said but she's your mother, not your gf
wooohoooooooo - ok!
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wooohoooooooo - ok!
Sorry ,that sounded bloody rude.I do apologise
gissa clue - where are they - how far do i need to rewind?
She said "John, you're mum might be watching!"
He said, "Oh, she will, she will!"
Then mumble, mumble, mumble.
Then, "Why something, something. She's your mum, not your girlfriend".
Maybe, his mum has to vet every girl, before the first proper kiss?
He said, "Oh, she will, she will!"
Then mumble, mumble, mumble.
Then, "Why something, something. She's your mum, not your girlfriend".
Maybe, his mum has to vet every girl, before the first proper kiss?
is it before the break when Corin mario faffing about in bathroom?
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gissa clue - where are they - how far do i need to rewind?
They are in bed ,the lights are out,I would say the first twenty mins
err hellloooooooo - how far back?
BarmyBrummie you crack me up.
She was trying to tell the bedroom that she'd seen his willy and said the size..he said that was'nt nice cos his mother watches..she said "so what"..he said "she's like my sister we're very close"..she said "she's your mother not your GF"..looks like Josie won't win that fight....You don't diss the mother....
haha - sad cow
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"she's like my sister we're very close".
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.You don't diss the mother
No. Hope she's watching.
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"she's your mother not your GF"
Ah well, that's the first nail in the coffin well and truly hammered in! But in fairness if John James is asking her to have a level of respect for something obviously quite personal and sensitive to him, then she should have seen past her own selfishness and made the effort. How would she have felt if he had said the same about her baps and she had said the same about her dad and he'd had the same retort? (hypothetically assuming she had the same close relationship with her dad)
Her response says it all. It's all me me me where she's concerned.
Aww, well he's talked about 'slamming' girls, cracking one off, blowies, bolt ons.
I'm sure his mother will survive the shock!
I'm sure his mother will survive the shock!
What is a bolt-on? I thought it was something you bought from O2 for your phone?
Aww, well he's talked about 'slamming' girls
I am not one of those scary anti-JJ wimmins who are terrified at the thought of any natural....erm...reactions...not like the Ben wimmin who, are TERRIFYING. But slamming? Slamming? JJ has not slammed anything in his entire life (Neither has Ben, neither has bla bla bla...again the MIND NUMBING DISCLAIMER, IMO, IMHO, itz juzt me opinyen innit, YAWN)
He wouldnt know if anything slammed him right in the face. TRUFAX
I am not one of those scary anti-JJ wimmins who are terrified at the thought of any natural....erm...reactions...not like the Ben wimmin who, are TERRIFYING. But slamming? Slamming? JJ has not slammed anything in his entire life (Neither has Ben, neither has bla bla bla...again the MIND NUMBING DISCLAIMER, IMO, IMHO, itz juzt me opinyen innit, YAWN)
He wouldnt know if anything slammed him right in the face. TRUFAX
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he said "she's like my sister we're very close"
that's what he says about josie.....hope he doesn't lay in bed with his mum playing with her hair,cuddling and kissing her....
and his mum should be more gutted to see her son reduce a woman to tears by constantly going on at her.....shouting at women in general to try and pick a fight.........and being an all out knobbertwonker.... rather than be gutted that someone's mentioned the size of his chipolata......
If I were in the house, I wouldn't want to do or say anything that would embarrass/shame myself or my family and friends.
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and his mum should be more gutted to see her son reduce a woman to tears by constantly going on at her.....shouting at women in general to try and pick a fight.........and being an all out knobbertwonker.... rather than be gutted that someone's mentioned the size of his chipolata......
Oh no, she is proud of the nasty little twonk.Actually i almost feel sorry for him because he really is an emotional F**kwit.
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If I were in the house, I wouldn't want to do or say anything that would embarrass/shame myself or my family and friends.
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I am not one of those scary anti-JJ wimmins who are terrified at the thought of any natural....erm...reactions...not like the Ben wimmin who, are TERRIFYING
have they got to pull out the stops now in case the other couple steal their thunder
Last nights hls, first signs of any sexual rumblings on John James part when he said that he thought Josie would be good in bed and a screamer
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he thought Josie would be good in bed and a screamer
Aww, how romantic 
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Josie would be good in bed and a screamer
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Aww, how romantic
Sweet isn't it Suze? Oh and errr she's apparently not allowed to say what she said in bed last night 'cos his mum will be watching, but apparently it's okay for him to say that to her when her family are watching
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not much chance for her to be a screamer if he only lasts 30 seconds!!!
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What is a bolt-on?
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Something boring about her or her non-boy friend and their tedious showmance?
bolt ons......are a slang term for breasts that have been enlarged through surgery.........he (john james) said to corin..'you only got in here cos of your bolt ons'......in other words cos she had her boobs made bigger he thinks that's why they picked her for bb
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bolt ons......are a slang term for breasts that have been enlarged
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In John James usage it's a pair a false tits and directed at Corine. Might be a common slang where he comes from, but can't say I remember anyone else using that expression.