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Corrine Bailey Ray's "Girl put your records on"

 

*clears throat* (Bear in mind i was at Uni and me and my flatmates came up with it)

 

Girl put your knickers on

Take off that crusty thong

Just go ahead get your minge trimmed

 

Sideburns and nipple rings

Girl that just ain't your thing

Just go ahead get your minge trimmed.

 

I'd like to point out that I have grown up since then 

Rawky-Roo
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by machel:

kenny rogers:

"you picked a fine time to leave me lucille, with four hundred children and a crop in the field"  no wonder they were hungry!

you missed the Loose heel for this one as well 

and the crap in the field !

 

Scottish version.... 

 

Ye picked a fine time tae leave me Muggie

Five stervin` bairns and nae N. A. B.

The cat deid when ah kicked it

And we`ve been evicted

The man`s b*ggered aff wi wir tv

Ye picked a fine time tae leave me Muggie

Scotty

We also amuse ourselves when abroad. This years gimmick was taking the Matchstick men song by Rocking Teenage Combo, Michael and Brian, and substituting Lowry with other people such as Angela Merkel, Vidal Sassoon, Alec Fergueson etc particularly with this verse......

"Now they said his works of art were dull No room, all round the walls are full But Lowry didn't care much anyway They said he just paints cats and dogs And matchstalk men in boots and clogs And Lowry said that's just the way they'll stay"

Bags of material.

(We don't get out much

Garage Joe

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