I'm not intently following the trial but have gleaned that the accused is clearly guilty and for the chop.
What's the preferred method of despatch? 
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Which trial we talking about here?
Probably Firing squad.
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Which trial we talking about here?
I was just going to ask the same thing.
The one being discussed on the this very page? 
Anyway, forgot to say, any more creative methods will be considered. Pulled apart by monster trucks at Super Bowl half time perhaps? Popcorn and free commemorative t-shirts available
Francophiles might also wish to consider the guillotine. Toothless cackling hags - with or without knitting - available upon request.
Originally Posted by Antiope:
The one being discussed on the this very page?
Anyway, forgot to say, any more creative methods will be considered. Pulled apart by monster trucks at Super Bowl half time perhaps? Popcorn and free commemorative t-shirts available
Francophiles might also wish to consider the guillotine. Toothless cackling hags - with or without knitting - available upon request.
Sorry only just read the title. It looks a bit too long to read.
Death by chocolate.
If it's me. 
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Death by chocolate.
If it's me.
*joins Blizz'ard for her last meal* 
Originally Posted by Stockholm:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Which trial we talking about here?
I was just going to ask the same thing.
Some murder trial in the US... people are watching live feed and stuff
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
*joins Blizz'ard for her last meal*
Oi!
We'll both only be half deaded, then! 
Maybe we could add in sex and gin, or something.
Do not believe in "Capital Punishment" even by chocolate.....
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
*joins Blizz'ard for her last meal*
Oi!
We'll both only be half deaded, then!
Maybe we could add in sex and gin, or something.
Sounds like a win win situation to me. we get a drink and we get to live another day.
From what i have read just now on that trial, and it isn't a lot, I guess that most think she is guilty already and without all the evidence that is quite something.
I wouldn't suggest going into that discussion topic. 
id vote locking her in the boot of a car, but it wasnt an option 
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
Sounds like a win win situation to me. we get a drink and we get to live another day.
Originally Posted by Gypsie~:
id vote locking her in the boot of a car, but it wasnt an option
I've offered other options.
Slow death then?
tottttaly slow 
and live streaming
Originally Posted by Gypsie~:
tottttaly slow and live streaming
you twisted woman!!!
Bumble bee stings, hundreds of thousands of them, angry bees.
Originally Posted by Moonbeams:
Bumble bee stings, hundreds of thousands of them, angry bees.
Very nice. Drawn out and (presumably) very unpleasant. Great stuff.
The bar is set here, folks. Can you do better?
Can we set the bar any lower?
Dear me.
Maybe if we could, how about buried up to the waist in the ground and stoned to death ?
Or I am getting this all wrong? 
They all sound appalling.
Originally Posted by Stockholm:
They all sound appalling.
Hi
Can I change mine to 'Death by Clooney'?
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Can I change mine to 'Death by Clooney'?
I've got another good one, but i better not
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Can I change mine to 'Death by Clooney'?
He is NOT a meal. There are no conjugal rights on Death Row.
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Maybe if we could, how about buried up to the waist in the ground and stoned to death ?
Or I am getting this all wrong?
Nice. Stops the accused running away.....boulderise at leisure. This is good thinking.
I'm still minded to go with the bees however - purely for the creative angle.
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Can I change mine to 'Death by Clooney'?
Nick Clooney....
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Can I change mine to 'Death by Clooney'?
He is NOT a meal. There are no conjugal rights on Death Row.
There's nothing 25grams of snout won't buy....
Originally Posted by Antiope:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Maybe if we could, how about buried up to the waist in the ground and stoned to death ?
Or I am getting this all wrong?
Nice. Stops the accused running away.....boulderise at leisure. This is good thinking.
I'm still minded to go with the bees however - purely for the creative angle.
Yes at leisure, so they can go for a coffee and come back to it when it took their fancy.
I would hate the bees, but i suppose the most torture the better? lol
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Can I change mine to 'Death by Clooney'?
Rosemary !!!!!
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Can I change mine to 'Death by Clooney'?
He is NOT a meal. There are no conjugal rights on Death Row.
No chocolate, it couldn't get any worse.
They could always feed the convicted on Spanish cucumbers
*** waits for Spanish cucumber growers to apply to Seattle for KT's details***
No to capital punishment.....but maybe Stewie from Family Guy could come up with some stuff.
Thought the Cucumbers were innocent!
Quote.............The Germans say that the e coli causing the illness is a different strain to the one found on a few cucumbers.
Hope the truth is found before the Cucumbers are peeled and................."Sliced"
I think killing her is too light, she should spend an entire lifetime grafting hard, doing shitty jobs, with the most basic of sleeping arrangements.