If you had the power to introduce any kind of LAW (not matter how insane) what would you do?
Mine:
All tracksuits are banned.
Anyone who resembles a 'Chav' will automatically get life imprisonment.
Everyone must have, either, a Roast Beef or Chicken dinner on EVERY Sunday...regardless if you are a vegetarian or not.
Vegetarians must pay extra tax 
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I like the Chav one
However, mine would be all meat-eaters pay extra tax
I like the Chav one
However, mine would be all meat-eaters pay extra tax
Hmm, how about vegetarians don't pay extra Tax, but if they moan once about a meat-eater or whinge that 'meat is murder' they should get 1,000,000 hours of community service.
I can agree as I'm not a preacher
However, the same applies to meat eaters who go about carrots screaming and the like when you tell them you're veggie
...or it it lettuces
I can agree as I'm not a preacher However, the same applies to meat eaters who go about carrots screaming and the like when you tell them you're veggie
Deal.
Free ice cream for everyone when the temperature goes over 25°c outside.
1 year driving ban if you don't indicate when turning or stopping.
Ban Kerry Katona from appearing on any TV programmes.
Ban men wearing socks and shorts at the same time.
Russell T Davies will be forced to remove Torchwood from the grips of the Americans (sorry to all our lovely American forummers ) cos they have ruined it.
Sean Bean is to be made my own personal playmate...forever.
Jordan will be deflated and put back in her box.
The Sullivans will be back on the tellybox....in fact, the show will have it's own channel and be on continuous loop.
Petrol/diesel will be capped at 80p a litre.
Christmas will begin in September and carry on until March.
If the temperature is 25C + for three or more consecutive days, there will be hot weather payments made to all in order for air conditioning units to be used continuously (air conditioning will be fitted to all homes FOC).
Slim, toned women in skimpy clothes will be hit with on the spot fines of ÂĢ100 for increasing my feelings of inadequacy.
I reckon these are all possible...apart from the petrol one!!!
people who stand for election in either local or national elections, should be excluded from doing so, based purely on the grounds that they have chosen to stand.
the national minimum wage should be adequate to clothe/house and feed a family of two adults and two children.
pets are excluded.
the lowest tax threshold, should be in line with my new proposed national minimum wage.
one day a year to set aside as a national holiday all citizens will required to urinate on a pigeon.
those that do not comply will forfeit the free day off.
Gold ties will be banned
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Christmas will begin in September and carry on until March.
MRSB FOR PRIME MINISTER! 
I can agree as I'm not a preacher However, the same applies to meat eaters who go about carrots screaming and the like when you tell them you're veggie
i know, how annoying does that get/ very....
anyone who hurts an animal would be sentenced to spending eternity in a padded roon listening to mariah carey on loop
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Christmas will begin in September and carry on until March.
MRSB FOR PRIME MINISTER!
You'll have to nominate me or something then Ducky cos Jackson says I can't stand for election
anyone who hurts an animal would be sentenced to spending eternity in a padded roon listening to mariah carey on loop
yup...like this one!!!
Carrying a knife 15 years no parole.
Shooter life no parole.
Get rid of the intent.
We don't want to though, do we?
people who stand for election in either local or national elections, should be excluded from doing so, based purely on the grounds that they have chosen to stand.
the national minimum wage should be adequate to clothe/house and feed a family of two adults and two children.
pets are excluded.
the lowest tax threshold, should be in line with my new proposed national minimum wage.
one day a year to set aside as a national holiday all citizens will required to urinate on a pigeon.
those that do not comply will forfeit the free day off.
The last one may present some logistical challanges... I'm game though 
sunday morning nekkidness in bed 
I can't quote anything at the moment - but am in total agreement with the one above about year's driving ban for those who do not indicate
I can't quote anything at the moment - but am in total agreement with the one above about year's driving ban for those who do not indicate
thought you meant the `nekkidness` one at first
Ooo - I'm not totally against the nekkedness one
Male beach basketball ball players to wear skimpy outfits.
Male beach basketball ball players to wear skimpy outfits.
you mean budgy smugglers?
All supermarkets have to store their individual chocolate bars in the freezer department. No chocolate above minus ten degrees allowed. 
Could you also vote for me to be PM please Baz? (I want to force MrsB into opposition)
All supermarkets have to store their individual chocolate bars in the freezer department. No chocolate above minus ten degrees allowed.
Chocolate should be at room to mouth temperature.....
All supermarkets have to store their individual chocolate bars in the freezer department. No chocolate above minus ten degrees allowed.
trivial
all older women should have the pick of younger more virile males and they must be loaded in all departments
All supermarkets have to store their individual chocolate bars in the freezer department. No chocolate above minus ten degrees allowed.
It's the only way to enjoy chocolate.
all older women should have the pick of younger more virile males and they must be loaded in all departments
I could get on board with that.
All supermarkets have to store their individual chocolate bars in the freezer department. No chocolate above minus ten degrees allowed.
trivial
all older women should have the pick of younger more virile males and they must be loaded in all departments
..Now to get back to chocolate...........
Six months for Bond Street speak easys.
all older women should have the pick of younger more virile males and they must be loaded in all departments
I could get on board with that.
all older women should have the pick of younger more virile males and they must be loaded in all departments
..Now to get back to chocolate...........
Syd....
