quote:Originally posted by stonks:
I work for the Government scanning forums and websites for criminals and layabouts....
quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by mozart:quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:
Retired Midwife due to ill health, have also been a Fish Monger
wasn't just me who snorted then
i'm just a full time mum, probably count carer too.
Was a Midwife first, but missed it so much
after being a midwife i'm guessing you didn't mind where your hands end up in a job
I'd rather gut a Cod (not really only joking)
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
I work for the Government scanning forums and websites for criminals and layabouts....
I work for Stonks
quote:I'm an auditor... booooorrrrring
Auditors - People who arrive after the battle has been lost - to bayonet the wounded.
I'm a Finance Officer....
Actually i keep our staff and the company legal and weed out the numpties. Whats so special about your job anyways?
Oh I forgot - Auditors don't have a sense of humour either....
quote:Originally posted by ANNOCA:
I am a Veterinary Surgeon working with Animal Welfare with sick, injured and abused animals.
Aw thats a great job you do. I wanted to be a veterinary nurse when I was little but then when I was older I didnt like the sight of blood so I couldnt do that job
quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
What job do you have Roxi?
Yellow Rose i was made redundant recently and i am looking for a new job
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
I work for the Government scanning forums and websites for criminals and layabouts....
Lol Stonks
I teach English to Spanish kids. Badly
quote:Originally posted by vodka jellyfish:
I teach English to Spanish kids. Badly
Hiya Vodka Jellyfish so you got that job abroad then???. Wow thats a cool job
am a manager in the billing department of an electricity supply company
quote:Originally posted by rusticana:quote:I'm an auditor... booooorrrrring
Auditors - People who arrive after the battle has been lost - to bayonet the wounded.
I'm a Finance Officer....
Actually i keep our staff and the company legal and weed out the numpties. Whats so special about your job anyways?
Oh I forgot - Auditors don't have a sense of humour either....
There were 14,000 people employed on my site when the consultants arrived with their whacky Quality ideas and audited systems.
There are now about 300. I'm sure the auditors had a good laugh about it afterwards.
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Systems auditors, HR people, non-productive officers. Come the glorious day brothers, they'll all be up against the wall.
Or put on Ark B.
Self employed hairdresser
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Systems auditors, HR people, non-productive officers. Come the glorious day brothers, they'll all be up against the wall.
Or put on Ark B.
Indeed Danjay! Along with the telephone sanitisers and other non productive Golgafrinchans.
When I worked in London, we had a telephone sanitiser. I couldn't stop giggling every time they appeared. 
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
When I worked in London, we had a telephone sanitiser. I couldn't stop giggling every time they appeared.
I thought it was made up.
Was he Lithuanian? :nudge nudge:
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
When I worked in London, we had a telephone sanitiser. I couldn't stop giggling every time they appeared.
I thought it was made up.
Was he Lithuanian? :nudge nudge:
Nooo, it was a woman and this was well before the latest EU expansions. She had little antibacterial wipes and a spray thingy.
quote:Originally posted by ANNOCA:
I am a Veterinary Surgeon working with Animal Welfare with sick, injured and abused animals.
I admire your choice of career,and think you are a brilliant indiviual for going into this field. And welcome to the forum.
I work for the Police. And l am proud to do so.
Head of Learning support in a comprehensive and also teach English
I'm a software engineer, for my sins.
Forest Fire Lookout
I can't really say what I do but I could call myself a liberation consultant I suppose.
I work in admin for a training provider after two years of redundancy from admin for Safeway/Morrisons Supermarkets 
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
When I worked in London, we had a telephone sanitiser. I couldn't stop giggling every time they appeared.
I thought it was made up.
Was he Lithuanian? :nudge nudge:
Nah... I used to work for BT many years ago... they had telephone sanitisers come round every so often.
You also had to sign something saying you didn't have any running ear discharge!
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Nah... I used to work for BT many years ago... they had telephone sanitisers come round every so often.
Actually, it was BT I worked at too!
I am an underpaid PA 
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Nah... I used to work for BT many years ago... they had telephone sanitisers come round every so often.
Actually, it was BT I worked at too!
I did wonder!
Telecom Gold in St Thomas Street near London Bridge.
quote:Originally posted by ANNOCA:
I am a Veterinary Surgeon working with Animal Welfare with sick, injured and abused animals.
Very worthwhile job
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
When I worked in London, we had a telephone sanitiser. I couldn't stop giggling every time they appeared.
I thought it was made up.
Was he Lithuanian? :nudge nudge:
Nooo, it was a woman and this was well before the latest EU expansions. She had little antibacterial wipes and a spray thingy.
When I started work in the local hospital in 1964 the then GPO used to send telephone sanitisers in on a regular basis to sanitise all the phones in the hospital. A bit like painting the Forth Rail Bridge. They stopped appearing when BT took over from the GPO.
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Telecom Gold in St Thomas Street near London Bridge.
Telephone House, Essex. (Phone Book Group! Interesting .. honest!
)At least it wasn't Telephone Accounts Group... they sent you there to die!
Student, who fits boobies on the weekends
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:quote:Originally posted by ANNOCA:
I am a Veterinary Surgeon working with Animal Welfare with sick, injured and abused animals.
Aw thats a great job you do. I wanted to be a veterinary nurse when I was little but then when I was older I didnt like the sight of blood so I couldnt do that jobquote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
What job do you have Roxi?
Yellow Rose i was made redundant recently and i am looking for a new jobquote:Originally posted by stonks:
I work for the Government scanning forums and websites for criminals and layabouts....
Lol Stonks
Roxi, I hope you're able to find another job soon, I know many are struggling to find employment and it must be very worrying as money's needed to pay bills etc.
My job is my forum title
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Self employed hairdresser
You only cut your own hair?
quote:Originally posted by Heartache:
I work for the Police. And l am proud to do so.
Informer?
Waster.
quote:Originally posted by Tarquin Vilenose II:
I can't really say what I do but I could call myself a liberation consultant I suppose.
Oh if I think I know what you do, should I not say it out loud.
I have now retired from fence erecting.
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
I have now retired from fence erecting.
Are you going into gate hanging next
