i ship illegal body parts around the world..livers, kidneys etc..
and im a part time male model
and on wednesday evenings im a salsa dance teacher
Iz a teacher innit but Iz off poorly 
quote:Originally posted by Big Brothers Big Scam:
retired, enjoy life
See! We agree on lots of things. etc. etc.
Made Loose covers and curtains etc, Retired now
Office Manager in a recruitment consultants for the transport industry.
I'm an auditor... booooorrrrring
Struggling small businessman in publishing.
Mayfair Hooker.
I put the little hole in the tops of Bic pens.
a dancer innit
I wash windscreens.
Hairdresser and Nail Tech
Sell websites. Brill money.
Nurse in sexual and reproductive health, feel free to PM me with any downstairs problems 
Carer 
quote:I'm an auditor... booooorrrrring
Auditors - People who arrive after the battle has been lost - to bayonet the wounded.
I'm a Finance Officer....
Currently unemployed, not claiming anything btw (in case any one wonders why I'm on here) but I used to be a lecturer - English/Feminism - although when I was bored I did do a stint with Monsoon (my last job, 2 yrs ago.) I have been an air hostess in the past, worked for medical records in the local hospital (never complain if your notes are late it's a hell of a job!). There are other jobs I held too.
I'd love to have a new job - I'm thinking of setting up teaching from home (when my LR doesn't resemble a DIY holding area - we're doing the house up). Hopefully it will be in a few months.
I'd love to have a new job - I'm thinking of setting up teaching from home (when my LR doesn't resemble a DIY holding area - we're doing the house up). Hopefully it will be in a few months.
quote:I'm an auditor... booooorrrrring
Auditors - People who arrive after the battle has been lost - to bayonet the wounded.
I'm a Finance Officer....
In my spare time I have a job sharpening asprins for splitting headaches.
worked until friday in a factory
boss was a tosser spoke to me like dirt on his shoe i told him i was going think it suprised him hey ho
now have to find new job
well them are the breaks
boss was a tosser spoke to me like dirt on his shoe i told him i was going think it suprised him hey ho
now have to find new job
well them are the breaks
Ooh! come and do my girls please TiGi!!! Spend a damn fortune on beautifying themselves! Perhaps I can get a discount, as a fellow forum member!quote:Originally posted by TiGi:
Hairdresser and Nail Tech
quote:Originally posted by rusticana:quote:I'm an auditor... booooorrrrring
Auditors - People who arrive after the battle has been lost - to bayonet the wounded.
I'm a Finance Officer....
Systems auditors, HR people, non-productive officers. Come the glorious day brothers, they'll all be up against the wall.
Can't work at the moment, due to ill health
but by trade I'm a research psychologist
but by trade I'm a research psychologist
quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
What job do you have Roxi?
She is Katie Prices PA
quote:Originally posted by rusticana:quote:I'm an auditor... booooorrrrring
Auditors - People who arrive after the battle has been lost - to bayonet the wounded.
I'm a Finance Officer....
Actually i keep our staff and the company legal and weed out the numpties. Whats so special about your job anyways?
quote:Originally posted by mozart:quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:
Retired Midwife due to ill health, have also been a Fish Monger
that tickled me for some reason i saw similarities in your two careers.
wasn't just me who snorted then
i'm just a full time mum, probably count carer too.
One tends to agree with BB7 philosopher Lisa.
I still remember her catchphrase, "Kill 'em all!"
(Though TBF she was talking about insects
)
I still remember her catchphrase, "Kill 'em all!"
(Though TBF she was talking about insects
)quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
One tends to agree with BB7 philosopher Lisa.
I still remember her catchphrase, "Kill 'em all!"
(Though TBF she was talking about insects
and who or what are you talking about ?
*Skivvying* Teacher assistant.
quote:Originally posted by Mummy Maz:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
One tends to agree with BB7 philosopher Lisa.
I still remember her catchphrase, "Kill 'em all!"
(Though TBF she was talking about insects
and who or what are you talking about ?
Oh! You know? Facilitators, HR people, people who don't bring anything to the party, that sort of thing.
quote:Oh! You know? Facilitators, HR people, people who don't bring anything to the party, that sort of thing.
and Auditors??
quote:Originally posted by Mummy Maz:quote:Oh! You know? Facilitators, HR people, people who don't bring anything to the party, that sort of thing.
and Auditors??
No! Definitely not auditors.
They are lovely people.
quote:Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:Ooh! come and do my girls please TiGi!!! Spend a damn fortune on beautifying themselves! Perhaps I can get a discount, as a fellow forum member!quote:Originally posted by TiGi:
Hairdresser and Nail Tech
Oi Oi, I'm not cheap.
quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
What job do you have Roxi?
She is Katie Prices PA
Hahahahaha
Good .. if people weren't so utterly shite at their jobs then there would be no need for us..
quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by mozart:quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:
Retired Midwife due to ill health, have also been a Fish Monger
wasn't just me who snorted then
i'm just a full time mum, probably count carer too.
Was a Midwife first, but missed it so much
quote:Originally posted by TiGi:
Oi Oi, I'm not cheap.
How very dare you 
quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by mozart:quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:
Retired Midwife due to ill health, have also been a Fish Monger
wasn't just me who snorted then
i'm just a full time mum, probably count carer too.
Was a Midwife first, but missed it so much
after being a midwife i'm guessing you didn't mind where your hands end up in a job
I work for the Government scanning forums and websites for criminals and layabouts....
