quote:Originally posted by Real:Fekkin hell-- and i came in for a quiet drink.
*offers some of Spongey's Pork Scratchings and one of Gypsies Screaming Orgasms*
*Ponders of she has just become a pimp!
**offers some of Spongey's Pork Scratchings and one of Gypsies Screaming Orgasms*
*Ponders of she has just become a pimp!
*quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
ohh i reckon i just posted my orgasm right in the middle of a brewing row, HOW EXCITING
i should learn to read threads.
Good morning Gypsie
quote:Originally posted by Angel of the North:quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Angel of the North:quote:Originally posted by Angel of the North:quote:Originally posted by Shar:
The ingredients often change ... but the identity is usually the same ...
Really?
Who is it this time?
Maybe this got overlooked COOEEE
COOOEEE yourself ANGEL .... you might like to answer your own question too ... As if you didn't know ...
I dont know, I really dont. I have my suspicions as I am sure you have, but I dont know for a FACT. I definately know who it ISNT. Which is why I ask who you thought it was.
In all honesty, there are at least 2 people (if not 3) who I imagine it could be ... the fact that I don't know for certain which troll is causing trouble at a particular time doesn't really make much of a difference ...
There are theories out there that they are all one and the same ...
quote:Originally posted by Real:
I hope you're pissed
quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by MoFo:Anyone get the feeling they've missed something?quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Gusty O'Windflap:quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Gusty O'Windflap:quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Gusty O'Windflap:
I can clap too!
Oh bollocks! It doesn't make me look as clever as I thought
You obviously didn't clap in the right places ....
If you get an echo lovey. then you really need to step up the pelvic floor exercises
Ooooh ... strike a chord then did it 'gusty' ....??
Not particularly, my Gustyness refers to my arseIf you have minge problems may I suggest a chat with your GP?
Why thank you for your (unsolicited) advice ... you may want to issue it elsewhere ... in fact, I'm SURE you will want to do that ...
Do you ....????
I got what you were on about but if I explained it I fear I may be bopped....
quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
ohh i reckon i just posted my orgasm right in the middle of a brewing row, HOW EXCITING
i should learn to read threads.
You are like Marcus! Off for a night shift in the middle of a row!
GOD YES!!!quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by MoFo:Anyone get the feeling they've missed something?quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Gusty O'Windflap:quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Gusty O'Windflap:quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Gusty O'Windflap:
I can clap too!
Oh bollocks! It doesn't make me look as clever as I thought
You obviously didn't clap in the right places ....
If you get an echo lovey. then you really need to step up the pelvic floor exercises
Ooooh ... strike a chord then did it 'gusty' ....??
Not particularly, my Gustyness refers to my arse
Why thank you for your (unsolicited) advice ... you may want to issue it elsewhere ... in fact, I'm SURE you will want to do that ...
Do you ....????
I'm sat in the corner with the other lurkers waiting to find out wtf is going on.....I only ventured in cos of my 'Pete doherty/off side rule' views!!! quote:Originally posted by Angel of the North:quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
ohh i reckon i just posted my orgasm right in the middle of a brewing row, HOW EXCITING
i should learn to read threads.
Good morning Gypsie
morning angel
Help me leccys pimping me
when ppl start nicking my pork scratchings that's when forum wars have to stop.....
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE PORK SCRATCHINGS....
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE PORK SCRATCHINGS....
I've had a Flaming Lambourghini with Gusty 
quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
ohh i reckon i just posted my orgasm right in the middle of a brewing row, HOW EXCITING
i should learn to read threads.
You are like Marcus! Off for a night shift in the middle of a row!
a wankey blankey ...what a great name for a COCKtail
quote:There are theories out there that they are all one and the same
There is at least one of them that makes me feel murderous...others don't. So no, there are many *ner ner nu nu ner ner nu nu-twilight zone music*
quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
GOD YES!!!
Of course you did ...
quote:Originally posted by retsina:quote:Originally posted by Real:
I hope you're pissed
I've had a pint or 2 Safest bet to post on these forums in the early hours. 
It all reminds me of the Clintwood classic... 'Play Gusty For Me'
Now I'm confused...what did Mo do?
Oh aces, proper mentalness. Fab!
*Scraps with Spongey for the last pork scratching*
Oh aces, proper mentalness. Fab!
*Scraps with Spongey for the last pork scratching*
it's all going kenneth tong........
see how i slipped a bit of bb in there...did yer ?did yer???...
see how i slipped a bit of bb in there...did yer ?did yer???...
quote:Originally posted by electric6:
Now I'm confused...what did Mo do?
Oh aces, proper mentalness. Fab!
*Scraps with Spongey for the last pork scratching*
*batters leccy with overpriced hotdog*
someone better give me a wanky blankey ...straight up ! NO ICE
i'm p-ssed, can someone pm me in the morning and tell me the result
quote:kenneth tong
Hahahaha!
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
when ppl start nicking my pork scratchings that's when forum wars have to stop.....
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE PORK SCRATCHINGS....
Have tried todays Pork Scratchings.
Not a patch on the stuff i used to love back in the 70s. Don't know what they have done to them, but don't like todays stuff. quote:Originally posted by Real:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
when ppl start nicking my pork scratchings that's when forum wars have to stop.....
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE PORK SCRATCHINGS....
Have tried todays Pork Scratchings.
ah they were the days........bits of hair sticking out of em.......
Can you all stop talking pork scratchings..we can't get them here and I've ate all mine from the north.... 
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by Real:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
when ppl start nicking my pork scratchings that's when forum wars have to stop.....
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE PORK SCRATCHINGS....
Have tried todays Pork Scratchings.
ah they were the days........bits of hair sticking out of em.......
Nice thin bits instead of the huge chunks in the bags nowadays. quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Can you all stop talking pork scratchings..we can't get them here and I've ate all mine from the north....
Hi Stonks How about a move to the mainland then? There will probably be a government grant available under those circumstances.
Anyway- back to cocktails- Beer and Cider or Cider and Guinness.
Reverse Shandy, Kaliber and Hooch
quote:Originally posted by Real:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Can you all stop talking pork scratchings..we can't get them here and I've ate all mine from the north....
Realllll!!!!..
No way would I move there not even for pork scratchings..I should'nt have ate then so fast.... quote:Originally posted by Real:
Anyway- back to cocktails- Beer and Cider or Cider and Guinness.
Black Velvet..shoite faced drink....
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Real:
Anyway- back to cocktails- Beer and Cider or Cider and Guinness.
Black Velvet..shoite faced drink....
Have they slapped a tax on puke yet?
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Real:
Anyway- back to cocktails- Beer and Cider or Cider and Guinness.
Black Velvet..shoite faced drink....
Have they slapped a tax on puke yet?
If they haven't then they should ... would win them plentey of revenue ..
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Real:
Anyway- back to cocktails- Beer and Cider or Cider and Guinness.
Black Velvet..shoite faced drink....
Have they slapped a tax on puke yet?
Schhhhhhhhhhhhhh That could well come with the idiots in Westminster. quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Real:
Anyway- back to cocktails- Beer and Cider or Cider and Guinness.
Black Velvet..shoite faced drink....
Have they slapped a tax on puke yet?
If they haven't then they should ... would win them plentey of revenue ..
Hi Shar. Hope you are well quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Real:
Anyway- back to cocktails- Beer and Cider or Cider and Guinness.
Black Velvet..shoite faced drink....
Have they slapped a tax on puke yet?
If they haven't then they should ... would win them plentey of revenue ..
Defo....
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Real:
Anyway- back to cocktails- Beer and Cider or Cider and Guinness.
Black Velvet..shoite faced drink....
Have they slapped a tax on puke yet?
Hi Tiddles
are you and Oggie bothering with LC or not? Hope so.quote:Originally posted by Real:quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Real:
Anyway- back to cocktails- Beer and Cider or Cider and Guinness.
Black Velvet..shoite faced drink....
Have they slapped a tax on puke yet?
If they haven't then they should ... would win them plentey of revenue ..
Yes ... sure of it ...
Hiya Real. Don't think so babes!
Fancy a Slippery Nipple? (that's a cocktail by the way) gotta stay on topic ya know!
Fancy a Slippery Nipple? (that's a cocktail by the way) gotta stay on topic ya know!
quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
GOD YES!!!
Of course you did ...
er...do you want to explain the passive aggressive smiley crap? Sorry I didnt 'bite' earlier...like I said - that you obviously dont believe - I'm only here as an occasional viewer.quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Hiya Real. Don't think so babes!
Fancy a Slippery Nipple? (that's a cocktail by the way) gotta stay on topic ya know!
You know you want too....
