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Originally posted by darloboy07:

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
Lovely story Scotty .


My earliest memory was meeting my brothers and sister .

Darlo thankyou

What do you mean?

I mean being introduced to them when I was a baby because they was older than me .

Oh, I see.

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
Lovely story Scotty .


My earliest memory was meeting my brothers and sister .

Darlo thankyou

What do you mean?

I mean being introduced to them when I was a baby because they was older than me .

Oh, I see.

. I wish Carotino could tell us a tale .

It was a bugger when Kirsty Alley and John Travolta kept talking though, sometimes I really wished they would STFU!

I remember the day God created all the land and sea animals. It is a well known fact within my family.

I must have been about five when I went to see the neighbour, Mr. Ormonroyd, in his coffin in the front room of his house.
I often visited him before he died. I used to knock at his back door and he would shout "Nobody's home", so I went home thinking he was out!

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Originally posted by Pol Pot Noodle:
I remember dying. BEAT THAT.

i remember dying and then being resucistated by the defribilater my hair has never been the same since

Did you see a vagina?

I remember God creating that too.

I lost mine riding a horse.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Pol Pot Noodle:
I lost mine riding a horse

Very much like that.

Being taken to the park with my two older brother's and not wanting to get off the swings when it was time to go home.

Mine is my younger brother being weighed on the scales by a midwife when I was 2 and a half years old!

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Being in the bath with my older sister and her screaming and screaming and screaming. My mum rushed over and grabbed her out of the bath and left me in there even though I was now screaming too cos she scared me.

But seeing as it was MY poo bobbing around in the water I s'pose thats fair enough really.

this honestly has to be the funnies thread i have read in ages. I have tears.

My earliest memory is flying out the raised front door on my little tricycle at quite a speed.

I got good airtime as well.

Amazingly, I was unharmed when I crashed into the rather large bush that was just outside.

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Originally posted by Gypsie:
this honestly has to be the funnies thread i have read in ages. I have tears.

\(^o^)/

i cant work out what that face is pulling its reminding me of the yoville 'special' face (right before the water balloon splashes )

Hahahahaha it was just an excited face.

falling down the steps of an Aeroplane and cutting my forehead open when I was about 4 years old..I was wearing a green dress with thick gold braiding round it and had a little page boy hairstyle...cant remember the stitches or ambulance tho

Hiding under the table from the thunder and lightning aged 3

one amongst plenty....

racing the moon, how ever fast i ran, it was there!

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Originally posted by hal:
one amongst plenty....

racing the moon, how ever fast i ran, it was there!

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Originally posted by Karma_:

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Originally posted by hal:
one amongst plenty....

racing the moon, how ever fast i ran, it was there!

When my sister was born when I was 3 1/2 ish I remember bringing her home in the carrycot in the blue mini van we had in those days. Child safety first! It didn't even have rear seats, never mind child seats lol

I remember being in porn, but that was quite recently.

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by Gypsie:
this honestly has to be the funnies thread i have read in ages. I have tears.

\(^o^)/

Is that Scotty being born?

\(^ ^)/

Scoopy McPoopy

She must remember.

Another early memory i have is of watching my big sister (she's 11 yrs older than me) making 'tablet' in the kitchen with her friend. They couldn't find anything to pour the extra into so took my plastic cup off me and used that. I remember it melting on the kitchen table and me crying, i was sitting in a high chair, no idea how old i was, but i must have been aroung 10 months to a year.

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Big skies, endless sunshine, a beach that went on forever and swimming - in Singapore.

Yes but could you walk or were you still crawling?

4 1/2 walking on the walls of the castle of Carcasonne and the gardens at Versaille (sp?).

Being in one of them back pack child carrier things on my mum's back and going through the snow, I think I was a year old but not too sure.

I remember leaking out the split condom and meeting teh egg FACT

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Originally posted by Smoke:
Big skies, endless sunshine, a beach that went on forever and swimming - in Singapore.

I remember that too, only it was Morecambe.

I remember being the twinkle in my father's eye. . .

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Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
I remember being the twinkle in my father's eye. . .

Japseye?