I will catch youquote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
I feel rather faint
Russell teh Muscle (Guest)
*puts willy away*quote:I feel rather faint
Oh for god's sake
watchinittoomuch (Guest)
I am just waiting for someone to cyber in here now and that's just about the only thing that hasnt been done on this forum
quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
I am just waiting for someone to cyber in here now and that's just about the only thing that hasnt been done on this forum
I did suggest it earlier
watchinittoomuch (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
I am just waiting for someone to cyber in here now and that's just about the only thing that hasnt been done on this forum
I did suggest it earlier
I did notice
Former Member
*gets web cam out*
quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
*gets web cam out*
Out from where?
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
*gets web cam out*
Out from where?
my drawer (i said drawer not drawers )
*switches monitor to soft focus to enhance viewing pleasure*
Just so you all know, im going to be getting so loving on Friday
quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Just so you all know, im going to be getting so loving on Friday
I hope its not a quick one while you munch on a kebab waiting for the bus home...seduce him Kelly
quote:Originally posted by Trollop:
*switches monitor to soft focus to enhance viewing pleasure*
Make sure you get the crumpled (floral) nylon sheets and empty wine glasses in the shot
Former Member
and my flannelette nighty, thats proper raunch that is !
quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Just so you all know, im going to be getting so loving on Friday
I hope its not a quick one while you munch on a kebab waiting for the bus home...seduce him Kelly
Nope hes coming round to mine after work at 4am If hes willing to wait up that long, he must be keen
FILTH!!!
*Hoses down thread with disinfectant!*
*Hoses down thread with disinfectant!*
Mazzystar
I think it needs Penicillin ...Oh someone told me that clears it up
Gypsie
Pwoar they melted away nicely ...
elmos friend
I wont Kiss and tell here ...but we shall always have that night lol
I think it needs Penicillin ...Oh someone told me that clears it up
Gypsie
Pwoar they melted away nicely ...
elmos friend
I wont Kiss and tell here ...but we shall always have that night lol
watchinittoomuch (Guest)
That'll teach you to turn the lights off, Henry
watchinittoomuch (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
That'll teach you to turn the lights off, Henry
I wasn't quite thinking of that. It's when you discover things about someone that immediately shatter one's ardour.
I know it was just a little joke
I havent been that unlucky fortunately
.
quote:Originally posted by Trollop:
Well?
who said there was anything wrong with it - presumably you have issues with it but this thread is now up to page 19 and I dont have all day to sit around reading thru it all
quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Nope hes coming round to mine after work at 4am If hes willing to wait up that long, he must be keen
If it's up that long, he's on Viagra!
*Pesky-Pixie* (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
I understood your joke.
In fact, my friend C. once couldn't believe his luck: Things went from good to superb until - under cover of darkness - he discovered that she was a he. He (C) was relatively traumatised.
Crikey!
I was thinking more along the lines of a scar or tattoo being the ardour killer...not being the wrong sex completely!
Who said there WAS owt wrong with making love??
I'll slap 'em if I see 'em....
I'll slap 'em if I see 'em....
nowt... however it appears folks arent diggin it no more.
quote:Originally posted by ZAYLEE:quote:Originally posted by Trollop:
Well?
who said there was anything wrong with it - presumably you have issues with it but this thread is now up to page 19 and I dont have all day to sit around reading thru it all
Bad day?
quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:
nowt... however it appears folks arent diggin it no more.
No diggity
I like making love, and doing it, and a bit of afternoon delight, a bit of ziggazig AH.
quote:Originally posted by jonono:
I like making love, and doing it, and a bit of afternoon delight, a bit of ziggazig AH.
Well hello there
blame the sex tape phenomenon.quote:Originally posted by Trollop:
No diggity
Nothing. 90 seconds of pure bliss. 2 minutes if I think about Anne Widdecombe.
45 seconds of heaven
Russell teh Muscle (Guest)
*wonders where all the horny people went*
quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:
Nothing. 90 seconds of pure bliss. 2 minutes if I think about Anne Widdecombe.
Now that vision would keep me going for three days
quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:
Nothing. 90 seconds of pure bliss. 2 minutes if I think about Anne Widdecombe.
Lucky Mrs Marbles when Widdecombe comes to mind.
quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:
Nothing. 90 seconds of pure bliss. 2 minutes if I think about Anne Widdecombe.
Well don't.Just get it over and done with
I wonder how many people think of someone else while doin the duty? I have been guilty once in a while....
I'm free
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