quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:quote:Originally posted by Trollop:
We should all send each other love PM's...best one wins a quickie behind the bins
OH Joy, i better come out of it with grazes on me knees thats all i can say!
quote:You can get bitten. Who wants to be bitten?
ooh do u know mequote:Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
elmos friend
But blondes get so dirty so easily ....
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:You can get bitten. Who wants to be bitten?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Not by you though, obviously
quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:You can get bitten. Who wants to be bitten?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Not by you though, obviously
I'm surprised you dare show your face here
Laughing in the face of my love making...
quote:Gypsie
wonders why your clothes havent disappeared like the advert *quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:latch on and suck
HAHAHA
quote:Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
elmos friend
If you been Blackpool in the past , I may have had the pleasure of your company ....
indeed i have in a cheer leaders outfit quote:You started it by putting that crab into a coma
quote:Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Was that you in Brannigans with that hen night party....?
it was a hen night yes dunno about pub name was a bit drunk quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:You started it by putting that crab into a coma
MAKE LOVE DONT SH@G!
It wasnt in a coma it was in xstacy
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:You started it by putting that crab into a coma
MAKE LOVE DONT SH@G!
It wasnt in a coma it was in xstacy
Honey, he was trying to cut his throat with his own pincer
That's not crustaceanal ecstacy
quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:latch on and suck
HAHAHA
Thank you Dearest Gypsie.
*fans self* I think I have taken a funny turn.
quote:anal ecstacy
quote:Originally posted by Mike Strutter:quote:Gypsie
Hello hunny ..
*sprays self with lynx bullet ...sprays again ...
quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:You started it by putting that crab into a coma
MAKE LOVE DONT SH@G!
It wasnt in a coma it was in xstacy
Honey, he was trying to cut his throat with his own pincer
That's not crustaceanal ecstacy
Crabs have bottoms too
quote:Quite, quite dear lady, if you are ready we can proceed, I shall take you up the path and we can stop en route so you can admire my red hot pokers ! I have quite the collection you know.
quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
Quite, quite dear lady, if you are ready we can proceed, I shall take you up the path and we can stop en route so you can admire my red hot pokers ! I have quite the collection you know.
quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:Quite, quite dear lady, if you are ready we can proceed, I shall take you up the path and we can stop en route so you can admire my red hot pokers ! I have quite the collection you know.
On that note I better get some work done
see you later alligator !Are you frigid? is it because of your hemorrhoidsquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
God, it stinks of nookie in here...
think they might put you offquote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Are you frigid? is it because of your hemorrhoidsquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
God, it stinks of nookie in here...
quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:think they might put you offquote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Are you frigid? is it because of your hemorrhoidsquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
God, it stinks of nookie in here...
Perhaps, Perhaps notquote:Originally posted by elmos friend:think they might put you offquote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Are you frigid? is it because of your hemorrhoidsquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
God, it stinks of nookie in here...
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:think they might put you offquote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Are you frigid? is it because of your hemorrhoidsquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
God, it stinks of nookie in here...
Don't have the dangleberries, but it would be a good excuse!
good idea ,not that i like putting off So you are a bit frigid. I thought so you seem very tensequote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:think they might put you offquote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Are you frigid? is it because of your hemorrhoidsquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
God, it stinks of nookie in here...
Don't have the dangleberries, but it would be a good excuse!
quote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Perhaps, Perhaps notquote:Originally posted by elmos friend:think they might put you offquote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Are you frigid? is it because of your hemorrhoidsquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
God, it stinks of nookie in here...
quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
Is that an artist's impression of yoursquote:Originally posted by elmos friend:quote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Perhaps, Perhaps notquote:Originally posted by elmos friend:think they might put you offquote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Are you frigid? is it because of your hemorrhoidsquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
God, it stinks of nookie in here...
quote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Is that an artist's impression of yoursquote:Originally posted by elmos friend:quote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Perhaps, Perhaps notquote:Originally posted by elmos friend:think they might put you offquote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Are you frigid? is it because of your hemorrhoidsquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
God, it stinks of nookie in here...
ive never had them,am i missing out I do not knowquote:Originally posted by elmos friend:quote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Is that an artist's impression of yoursquote:Originally posted by elmos friend:quote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Perhaps, Perhaps notquote:Originally posted by elmos friend:think they might put you offquote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Are you frigid? is it because of your hemorrhoidsquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
God, it stinks of nookie in here...
quote:Originally posted by Trollop:
Well?
