I make love every day.
its better than nowt tempsquote:Originally posted by Templetonpeck:quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:not if she does all the workquote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
it hurts me back
that ain't love Elms
welll hellloquote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:
I make love every day.
*Pesky-Pixie* (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by Templetonpeck:quote:Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:quote:Originally posted by RZB:quote:He's getting a cardigan!
...I'm having terrbile images of my parent since this thread
I'm having terrible images of my kids after Temps link.....I keep finding lip marks on the bathroom mirrors!
Maybe that's your hubby preparing for you
That's an even worse thought...after nearly 20 years together I would like to think he knows what he's doing by now!
Is that an offer??I've got three minutes...
long enough for most blokesquote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:
Is that an offer??I've got three minutes...
Russell teh Muscle (Guest)
Its always the same old faces in these type of threads
and funnily enough your here russquote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
Its always the same old faces in these type of threads
quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:long enough for most blokesquote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:
Is that an offer??I've got three minutes...
Long enough for me
Templetonpeck (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:
That's an even worse thought...after nearly 20 years together I would like to think he knows what he's doing by now!
Well of course...I just mean maybe he's trying something new Keep your eyes peeled
Templetonpeck (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
Its always the same old faces in these type of threads
They're so predictable aren't they
quote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:
I make love every day.
yeah.. but with yourself doesn't count..
Templetonpeck (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:its better than nowt tempsquote:Originally posted by Templetonpeck:quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:not if she does all the workquote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
it hurts me back
that ain't love Elms
absolutely...now I've read that kissing site...me hubby better watch out
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
You can get bitten. Who wants to be bitten?
yeah, thats just weird
Hello My lovelyquote:Originally posted by elmos friend:welll hellloquote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:
I make love every day.
quote:Originally posted by Templetonpeck:quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:its better than nowt tempsquote:Originally posted by Templetonpeck:quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:not if she does all the workquote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
it hurts me back
that ain't love Elms
absolutely...now I've read that kissing site...me hubby better watch out
Careful.... after a while, any straying from the norm can result in accusations of playing away from home (what a pillock my OH can be!)
Owch. You seem tensequote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:
I make love every day.
yeah.. but with yourself doesn't count..
quote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Owch. You seem tensequote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:
I make love every day.
yeah.. but with yourself doesn't count..
now you're scaring me..
Yo. This kissing thing.
What the hell is this all about...?
I wanna be touched respectfully in a Post Office queue, not when I'm about to get a bit o' tongue
What the hell is this all about...?
quote:find ways to subtly (but respectfully) touch your partner
I wanna be touched respectfully in a Post Office queue, not when I'm about to get a bit o' tongue
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
Yo. This kissing thing.
What the hell is this all about...?quote:find ways to subtly (but respectfully) touch your partner
I wanna be touched respectfully in a Post Office queue, not when I'm about to get a bit o' tongue
Does 'respectfully' require a raised pinky, or is that 'respectably'?
No needquote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Owch. You seem tensequote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:
I make love every day.
yeah.. but with yourself doesn't count..
now you're scaring me..
quote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:
No need
but but but... you're a self confessed love machine..
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Does 'respectfully' require a raised pinky, or is that 'respectably'?
I believe, among the cognoscenti, that such is known as a 'Shocker'
Templetonpeck (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Careful.... after a while, any straying from the norm can result in accusations of playing away from home (what a pillock my OH can be!)
Get away!!! He never said that
How much of a change did you make?
I have forgoten what its all about ...
Is it like riding a bike ?
Is it like riding a bike ?
Templetonpeck (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
Yo. This kissing thing.
What the hell is this all about...?quote:find ways to subtly (but respectfully) touch your partner
I wanna be touched respectfully in a Post Office queue, not when I'm about to get a bit o' tongue
ah you'll be taking my approach then...wait till they look drowsy and the POUNCE!!
quote:Originally posted by Templetonpeck:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Careful.... after a while, any straying from the norm can result in accusations of playing away from home (what a pillock my OH can be!)
Get away!!! He never said that
How much of a change did you make?
brought 2 hairy blokes home
lovely someone called me lovelyquote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:Hello My lovelyquote:Originally posted by elmos friend:welll hellloquote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:
I make love every day.
Former Member
I want to make love
Indeedquote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by Stranger Danger:
No need
but but but... you're a self confessed love machine..
kinda riding is involvedquote:Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
I have forgoten what its all about ...
Is it like riding a bike ?
Templetonpeck (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by Bigdaddyostrich:quote:Originally posted by Templetonpeck:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Careful.... after a while, any straying from the norm can result in accusations of playing away from home (what a pillock my OH can be!)
Get away!!! He never said that
How much of a change did you make?
brought 2 hairy blokes home
quote:Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
I have forgoten what its all about ...
Is it like riding a bike ?
It's more like pumping up your bike tyres.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
I have forgoten what its all about ...
Is it like riding a bike ?
It's more like pumping up your bike tyres.
Pumping and Riding ...
I vaguely remember now ...
I vaguely remember now ...
but can u still do itquote:Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Pumping and Riding ...
I vaguely remember now ...
8 pages on and not one mention of black silk sheets, rose petals, Barry White mumbling about lurve in the background....youre all at it like dogs
Former Member
NO! i said i wanted to make love
Russell teh Muscle (Guest)
*bites lip*quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
NO! i said i wanted to make love
Templetonpeck (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by Trollop:
8 pages on and not one mention of black silk sheets, rose petals, Barry White mumbling about lurve in the background....youre all at it like dogs
can you say doggy on here
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