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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:

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Originally posted by SazBomb:

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
I cannot post as Henry's regions!

oh thats proper made me LOL

It made me have weird mental images of a typing penis

Get a grip!

If I had one I would

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Originally posted by Honey!!:

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Originally posted by china:
its a 'girlie' thing to say

'do ya fancy a quick one'

'do you want the ride'

'fancy a sh@g'

THATS more romantic

really!!!!!
well ive asked my OH for a jump many of times , and he says he as a headache

youre not saying it right-men need to be 'coaxed' into bed

and if you promise to do a bacon sandwich after-youre in

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if you promise to do a bacon sandwich after-youre in

Kinky

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Originally posted by The Secretary:

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if you promise to do a bacon sandwich after-youre in

Kinky

might be

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Originally posted by Smoke:

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
Listen to Henry bragging about his stamina

It's not stamina as such. It's a kind of suspended animation. You got it with the winkle-as-slave idea....

That's shocking Henry...when you're getting it on it's supposed to be body AND mind....how can you have decent sex with someone who isnt really there?

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how can you have decent sex with someone who isnt really there?

Cyber

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Originally posted by The Secretary:

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how can you have decent sex with someone who isnt really there?

Cyber

I knew you'd have an answer

Making love!!!

Its what ya parents do!

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Originally posted by china:

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Originally posted by Honey!!:

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Originally posted by china:
its a 'girlie' thing to say

'do ya fancy a quick one'

'do you want the ride'

'fancy a sh@g'

THATS more romantic

really!!!!!
well ive asked my OH for a jump many of times , and he says he as a headache

youre not saying it right-men need to be 'coaxed' into bed

and if you promise to do a bacon sandwich after-youre in

carnt promise bacon butty he a veggy

so how do i coax him into bed then ??? so walking round naked isnt one of them ??

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Originally posted by Smoke:

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:

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Originally posted by Smoke:

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
Listen to Henry bragging about his stamina

It's not stamina as such. It's a kind of suspended animation. You got it with the winkle-as-slave idea....

That's shocking Henry...when you're getting it on it's supposed to be body AND mind....how can you have decent sex with someone who isnt really there?

Well, I was only trying to identify the things that could make the whole thing go wonky. I know you go in for the long haul (and that's highly commendable) but it's horses for courses .... (as it were).

I'm not sure I do go in for the long haul I'd just like to to think that whoever it was I was with wasnt thinking about their car tax and thinking was a great time they were having instead

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Originally posted by Smoke:

For a jump? Is that what you call it? Poor chap - is he a trapeze artist?

well other day i asked if i could ride him like a cowboy ..

asked if his poohbear wanted to play with honeypot

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Originally posted by Honey!!:

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Originally posted by Smoke:

For a jump? Is that what you call it? Poor chap - is he a trapeze artist?

well other day i asked if i could ride him like a cowboy ..

asked if his poohbear wanted to play with honeypot

Do you want to swim your fish in my lake? lmao

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Originally posted by Towno :


Do you want to swim ya fish in me lake? lmao

omg ,,naarrrr ,, carnt say that

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:

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It can go on for too long

There's no such thing as too long if it's good

Oh there is but I know just the trick to accommodate a faster finish

You do?

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Originally posted by Trollop:
Well?

nothing at all but a good bang is just as good

Are you in trouble again? You really need to keep a supply of the morning after pill next to yur bed.

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Making love!!!

Its what ya parents do!

but we are the "parents" now

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Originally posted by RZB:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Making love!!!

Its what ya parents do!

but we are the "parents" now

so we are,that means were disgusting

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Originally posted by RZB:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Making love!!!

Its what ya parents do!

but we are the "parents" now

But I cannot, for one minute, admit that what they do in the bedroom ((shudder)) is remotely like what I do!

My parents 'make love' ((double shuddder))

We have a bunk up!

I was searching for info on how old me boy can be before I take him abroad...and look what came up on me google search

click

Whatever happened to just going in for the kill ey?

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But I cannot, for one minute, admit that what they do in the bedroom ((shudder)) is remotely like what I do!

it wasn't invented them, I'm sure of it.

well they didn't have the same tripods and videop camera's thats for sure.

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
I was searching for info on how old me boy can be before I take him abroad...and look what came up on me google search

click

Whatever happened to just going in for the kill ey?

I may have to print that out and issue it to my kids... just to watch their cringe/embarrassment levels shoot up!

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I was searching for info on how old me boy can be before I take him abroad...and look what came up on me google search

What did you type in

I got to slide number six and gave in when he licks the window.

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Originally posted by RZB:

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But I cannot, for one minute, admit that what they do in the bedroom ((shudder)) is remotely like what I do!

it wasn't invented them, I'm sure of it.

well they didn't have the same tripods and videop camera's thats for sure.

My Dad wants a tripod for his birthday!

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
I was searching for info on how old me boy can be before I take him abroad...and look what came up on me google search

click

Whatever happened to just going in for the kill ey?

thats so funny. How can it need instructions?

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My Dad wants a tripod for his birthday!

...scary stuff

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Originally posted by RZB:

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I was searching for info on how old me boy can be before I take him abroad...and look what came up on me google search

What did you type in

I got to slide number six and gave in when he licks the window.

I typed in...how old....and an automatic thing came up...how to kiss so I thought...oooh I wonder what this is about

I like the whole prekiss advice


* eyes become soft and heavy
* eye contact is made and sustained
* head turns slightly
* lips are licked or bitten

seems like they've been drugged first

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Originally posted by SazBomb:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
I was searching for info on how old me boy can be before I take him abroad...and look what came up on me google search

click

Whatever happened to just going in for the kill ey?

thats so funny. How can it need instructions?

I dunno...but I'll be watchin me hubby later...and as soon as his eyes go heavy and drowsy I'm goin in for the kill

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I typed in...how old....and an automatic thing came up...how to kiss so I thought...oooh I wonder what this is about

I like the whole prekiss advice

if they remade the slide round where I come from, the 6th could be a couple coming out of the maternity ward holding a baby.

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Originally posted by RZB:

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My Dad wants a tripod for his birthday!

...scary stuff

He's getting a cardigan!

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He's getting a cardigan!

...I'm having terrbile images of my parent since this thread

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Originally posted by RZB:

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I typed in...how old....and an automatic thing came up...how to kiss so I thought...oooh I wonder what this is about

I like the whole prekiss advice

if they remade the slide round where I come from, the 6th could be a couple coming out of the maternity ward holding a baby.

Couple?...you mean she'd know for sure who the dad is?

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Originally posted by RZB:

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He's getting a cardigan!

...I'm having terrbile images of my parent since this thread

I'm having terrible images of my kids after Temps link.....I keep finding lip marks on the bathroom mirrors!

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Couple?...you mean she'd know for sure who the dad is?

good point, probably not,

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Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:

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Originally posted by RZB:

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He's getting a cardigan!

...I'm having terrbile images of my parent since this thread

I'm having terrible images of my kids after Temps link.....I keep finding lip marks on the bathroom mirrors!

Print out the how to snog pdf... holepunch it at one corner... thread string through... and hang off corner of mirror!

I would!

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:

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Originally posted by RZB:

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He's getting a cardigan!

...I'm having terrbile images of my parent since this thread

I'm having terrible images of my kids after Temps link.....I keep finding lip marks on the bathroom mirrors!

Print out the how to snog pdf... holepunch it at one corner... thread string through... and hang off corner of mirror!

I would!

Ooooooooooooh Nooooooooo!

I think it's my 12 year old practising....I don't want my 8 Year old getting THOSE ideas too!

it hurts me back

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
it hurts me back

not if she does all the work

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Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:

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Originally posted by RZB:

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He's getting a cardigan!

...I'm having terrbile images of my parent since this thread

I'm having terrible images of my kids after Temps link.....I keep finding lip marks on the bathroom mirrors!

Maybe that's your hubby preparing for you

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Originally posted by elmos friend:

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
it hurts me back

not if she does all the work

that ain't love Elms