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Nothing!
Dunno yet.
Hop on and I'll give you a critique afterwards.
Hop on and I'll give you a critique afterwards.
Everything 
That to me means slow and tender, I prefer it differently
That to me means slow and tender, I prefer it differently
I've a quiche to bake....
quote:Originally posted by RZB:
I've a quiche to bake....
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
Dunno yet.
Hop on and I'll give you a critique afterwards.
Is that a French cigarette?
quote:It can go on for too long
There's no such thing as too long if it's good
quote:There's no such thing as too long if it's good
Any more than 7 inches is a waste, IMO
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:There's no such thing as too long if it's good
Any more than 7 inches is a waste, IMO
Oh, I wouldnt say that
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
Dunno yet.
Hop on and I'll give you a critique afterwards.
Is that a French cigarette?
I wish I hadn`t posted that.
quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:quote:It can go on for too long
There's no such thing as too long if it's good
Oh there is but I know just the trick to accommodate a faster finish
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
Dunno yet.
Hop on and I'll give you a critique afterwards.
Is that a French cigarette?
I wish I hadn`t posted that.
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:There's no such thing as too long if it's good
Any more than 7 inches is a waste, IMO
:blink:
*keeps schtum*
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:quote:It can go on for too long
There's no such thing as too long if it's good
No no - it really can go on too long. There's a point in every man's life when his mind wanders away from his body. He gets a sense of alienation. He depersonalises. Questions 'come' his way ...
Oh dear....so little Henry is doing his thing, while big Henry is thinking about life, the universe, and if he has repotted his geraniums in the sun or not?
It's a travesty
quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:There's no such thing as too long if it's good
Any more than 7 inches is a waste, IMO
:blink:
*keeps schtum*
Now I wish I hadn't posted that
quote:little Henry is doing his thing, while big Henry is thinking about life, the universe, and if he has repotted his geraniums in the sun or not?
*bleaches brain*
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
Oh, I don't know. This and that, I suppose:
- It can go on for too long - to the point that one needs a diversion.
I find that having a really interesting ceiling helps.
Doing it in the Sistine Chapel would be ideal I suppose.
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:little Henry is doing his thing, while big Henry is thinking about life, the universe, and if he has repotted his geraniums in the sun or not?
*bleaches brain*
nooooo dont!! thats no fun then
As a newly single person this thread is giving me the hump
Maybe hump is the wrong choice of word
quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:quote:It can go on for too long
There's no such thing as too long if it's good
just what I was thinking
Henry the winkle? hahahaha!!
What a fabulous username that would be
What a fabulous username that would be
quote:Originally posted by SazBomb:quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:quote:It can go on for too long
There's no such thing as too long if it's good
just what I was thinking
I much prefer a quick bout of passion. Love a quickie. I would get bored if it went on for ages - not to mention sore! I used to tell him to either hurry up or finish himself off! LOL is that why I'm single hahahaha
quote:Originally posted by Towno:
quote:Originally posted by SazBomb:quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:quote:It can go on for too long
There's no such thing as too long if it's good
just what I was thinking
I much prefer a quick bout of passion. Love a quickie. I would get bored if it went on for ages - not to mention sore! I used to tell him to either hurry up or finish himself off! LOL is that why I'm single hahahaha
I know waaaaay too much about you now Towno
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:There's no such thing as too long if it's good
Any more than 7 inches is a waste, IMO
:blink:
*keeps schtum*
Now I wish I hadn't posted that
As long as there is no Skets involved .
.quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
Henry the winkle? hahahaha!!
you're gonna reg that, aren't you?
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
Quickies are good in public places or libraries
Libraries, they really should take 'The Joy of Sex' off the shelves.
quote:Originally posted by SazBomb:quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
Henry the winkle? hahahaha!!
you're gonna reg that, aren't you?
I cannot post as Henry's regions!
quote:Originally posted by Towno
I much prefer a quick bout of passion. Love a quickie. I would get bored if it went on for ages - not to mention sore! I used to tell him to either hurry up or finish himself off! LOL is that why I'm single hahahaha
quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
I cannot post as Henry's regions!
oh thats proper made me LOL
quote:Originally posted by SazBomb:quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
I cannot post as Henry's regions!
oh thats proper made me LOL
It made me have weird mental images of a typing penis
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
Quickies are good in public places or libraries and that bandstand in Prague.
...or trains, or on a bus trip to Leeds
, on the beach, in a car ... 
I'd better shut up now.
We need to define 'too long'
(apart from over 7 inches)
I've had knowledge of very few men who can get past the magic minute, and frankly, dear reader, I could do with at least 90 seconds
(apart from over 7 inches)
I've had knowledge of very few men who can get past the magic minute, and frankly, dear reader, I could do with at least 90 seconds
its a 'girlie' thing to say
'do ya fancy a quick one'
'do you want the ride'
'fancy a sh@g'
THATS more romantic
'do ya fancy a quick one'
'do you want the ride'
'fancy a sh@g'
THATS more romantic
quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
I know waaaaay too much about you now Towno
oops!
Listen to Henry bragging about his stamina
quote:Originally posted by china:
its a 'girlie' thing to say
'do ya fancy a quick one'
'do you want the ride'
'fancy a sh@g'
THATS more romantic
really!!!!!
well ive asked my OH for a jump many of times , and he says he as a headache
quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:quote:Originally posted by SazBomb:quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
I cannot post as Henry's regions!
oh thats proper made me LOL
It made me have weird mental images of a typing penis
Get a grip!