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Originally posted by Cariad:
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Originally posted by SazBomb:
Cariad, thats proper shocking Eeker


I know ... it was all his stuff, including his motorcycle helmet which I perched on top of the pile. And I left my business card just in case they were in any doubt who I was. Red Face Big Grin

As it happens he's still with her and they now have two toddlers and I hope he's happy and contented and stays that way.


I don't. I hope she leaves him for someone else.


Nahhh..they have two little ones. I'd not want them to grow up with a once a week dad like mine did.
They say the best revenge is a life well lived. I think - all things considered - mine is pretty damn good right now. Cool


Fair play to you.. the right attitude to have.
♥PinkBabe1966♥The Angel under the tree!
After the birth of my 1st child I left the hospital in my original size 10 jeans. I was chuffed to bits, happy with my new bubba and determined to shed the meagre half stone still attached to my waistline. (Yes, I know how lucky I was to drop the weight in the space of 10 days).

One month later my (now ex) hubby started nagging about my excess weight. On and on he went saying I was lardy and calling me chubby...I was 5'6", weighed bang on 9st 4lbs - hardly obese.

On our 1st night out he yelled across the bar: "Oi, sh*t legs, get your fat arse over here".

I departed with the now immortal "I may be very slightly overweight but I can rectify that. What are you gonna do about your 'effin fat bald head..?"
Cosmopolitan
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Originally posted by queenshaks:
Good for you Cosmo Clapping


What is wrong with these exes!Mad



In hindsight it was all part of his 'get out clause'. I never did get round to thanking him enough. Laugh Wink
Cosmopolitan
thinking about it, i think the most insulted i felt was when i just had my eldest son, i was single (having dumped my twat of an ex 2 weeks before after finding out he started taking cocaine...last straw!). when it was the dad's visiting time the midwife pulled the curtains round me Mad Frowner

the hubby of the lady next to me opened them though and they invited me to share the choccies he bought for his wife Smiler

the next day when my brother picked me up, the same midwife assumed he was my partner and told him he should be ashamed of himself standing me up like that Laugh
Darthhoob
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Originally posted by Darthhoob:
thinking about it, i think the most insulted i felt was when i just had my eldest son, i was single (having dumped my twat of an ex 2 weeks before after finding out he started taking cocaine...last straw!). when it was the dad's visiting time the midwife pulled the curtains round me Mad Frowner

the hubby of the lady next to me opened them though and they invited me to share the choccies he bought for his wife Smiler

the next day when my brother picked me up, the same midwife assumed he was my partner and told him he should be ashamed of himself standing me up like that Laugh


How lovely Hoobs.Smiler


Non relating insult story: When I was expecting my youngest (he's 9 now) I was in and out of hospital with problems. One time I stayed overnight and I had no toiletries and the lady neat to me was kind enough to offer me her soap and toothpaste.

I had no toothbrush so I used my finger, then I went to wash my face with the soap and there was the biggest pubic hair you had ever seen stuck to it. I still have nightmares!! Disappointed Disappointed
queenshaks
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Originally posted by Cariad:
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Originally posted by wonder:
....you look like a pilchard in that red top and lippy=dumped


**jaw drops**

Erm..how is a pilchard red? Big Grin



Maybe he'd snorted one too many.
And besides, they always look in the mirror to clean the excess away. He must have caught sight of himself. Nod

I swear it's always the f'ugly ones who throw the insults the most.
Cosmopolitan
Oh I have many from my ex Nod

The main one that stuck in my mind was when he was doing his usual putting me down and shouting at me ... hewas being particularly nasty so I said to him "you are a total bastard" ... and he replied "yes I am...and that's all you deserve" Frowner
pepsi
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Originally posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
After the birth of my 1st child I left the hospital in my original size 10 jeans. I was chuffed to bits, happy with my new bubba and determined to shed the meagre half stone still attached to my waistline. (Yes, I know how lucky I was to drop the weight in the space of 10 days).

One month later my (now ex) hubby started nagging about my excess weight. On and on he went saying I was lardy and calling me chubby...I was 5'6", weighed bang on 9st 4lbs - hardly obese.

On our 1st night out he yelled across the bar: "Oi, sh*t legs, get your fat arse over here".

I departed with the now immortal "I may be very slightly overweight but I can rectify that. What are you gonna do about your 'effin fat bald head..?"


Brilliant! Clapping I bet that felt dead good Big Grin
SazBomb
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Originally posted by Darthhoob:
thinking about it, i think the most insulted i felt was when i just had my eldest son, i was single (having dumped my twat of an ex 2 weeks before after finding out he started taking cocaine...last straw!). when it was the dad's visiting time the midwife pulled the curtains round me Mad Frowner

the hubby of the lady next to me opened them though and they invited me to share the choccies he bought for his wife Smiler

the next day when my brother picked me up, the same midwife assumed he was my partner and told him he should be ashamed of himself standing me up like that Laugh


Awwwwwwww Hug Bet your brother's face was a picture though.
PuppyDooDoo
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Originally posted by pepsi:
Oh I have many from my ex Nod

The main one that stuck in my mind was when he was doing his usual putting me down and shouting at me ... hewas being particularly nasty so I said to him "you are a total bastard" ... and he replied "yes I am...and that's all you deserve" Frowner


I could say what he deserves but it isn't a pretty picture.
PuppyDooDoo
We were at the theatre in january and sat having a drink with an American couple in the interval. It was all nicey, nicey etc. When we went to return for the second half she grabbed my arm and whispered 'Did you rob the cradle?'

I'm four years younger than my husband and do look considerably younger (I think so and even my kids say I do).

At the end of the show (after I told him) my OH was looking all around ...............I told hin 'forget it! we're not going to go and eat with them.' I then said 'that's the last time I buy you a trendy jacket from River Island as a Christmas Gift.' Laugh
Soozy Woo
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Originally posted by Darthhoob:
thinking about it, i think the most insulted i felt was when i just had my eldest son, i was single (having dumped my twat of an ex 2 weeks before after finding out he started taking cocaine...last straw!). when it was the dad's visiting time the midwife pulled the curtains round me Mad Frowner

the hubby of the lady next to me opened them though and they invited me to share the choccies he bought for his wife Smiler

the next day when my brother picked me up, the same midwife assumed he was my partner and told him he should be ashamed of himself standing me up like that Laugh


Bliddy hell Hoob.... thats almost the same as when I had my eldest. Apart from that the cocaine taking ex left me when I was 6 months preggers.

But after having her I was put in a room with another woman... I was really young, and she was alot older than me, and her and her baby were really really hairy (sorry, but they were).

She used to breast feed sitting in a chair with her legs on the bed, knees parted, facing me, with her full harvest festival on show. Sick

Anyway, we exchanged pleasantries, and obviously the fact that "there was no father" came up. When her hubby (a short dumpy curly haired man, like Nigel off Eastenders) came to visit, I heard her whisper to him "that poor girl is on her own... whisper, whisper, whisper".

Her hubby the proceeded to pull his chair between our two beds, split the bouquet of flowers in two, gave us both a layer of the box of chocs, and bless him, he even tried to coo over my baby too.

Now I know this was not an act of malice, it was in fact really really sweet.... but it made me feel 100 times worse than I had.

What with their sympathy and my hormones... the baby blues kicked in pretty quick.

Twas fine after I discharged myself though!
Dirtyprettygirlthing
just remembered another one.

The first time I met the monster in law, I was on best behaviour etc....

She later told my ex, "Be careful not to catch anything off that one" Eeker Eeker

9 years down the line, the ex got pissed and reminded her of what she said....never seen a person go so crimson Blush Laugh Laugh Laugh
DanceSettee
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
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Originally posted by Darthhoob:
thinking about it, i think the most insulted i felt was when i just had my eldest son, i was single (having dumped my twat of an ex 2 weeks before after finding out he started taking cocaine...last straw!). when it was the dad's visiting time the midwife pulled the curtains round me Mad Frowner

the hubby of the lady next to me opened them though and they invited me to share the choccies he bought for his wife Smiler

the next day when my brother picked me up, the same midwife assumed he was my partner and told him he should be ashamed of himself standing me up like that Laugh


Bliddy hell Hoob.... thats almost the same as when I had my eldest. Apart from that the cocaine taking ex left me when I was 6 months preggers.

But after having her I was put in a room with another woman... I was really young, and she was alot older than me, and her and her baby were really really hairy (sorry, but they were).

She used to breast feed sitting in a chair with her legs on the bed, knees parted, facing me, with her full harvest festival on show. Sick

Anyway, we exchanged pleasantries, and obviously the fact that "there was no father" came up. When her hubby (a short dumpy curly haired man, like Nigel off Eastenders) came to visit, I heard her whisper to him "that poor girl is on her own... whisper, whisper, whisper".

Her hubby the proceeded to pull his chair between our two beds, split the bouquet of flowers in two, gave us both a layer of the box of chocs, and bless him, he even tried to coo over my baby too.

Now I know this was not an act of malice, it was in fact really really sweet.... but it made me feel 100 times worse than I had.

What with their sympathy and my hormones... the baby blues kicked in pretty quick.

Twas fine after I discharged myself though!



Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww -I'm really sure that they meant well and the baby blues would have kicked in anyway. I think that's rather sweet TBH.
Soozy Woo
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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww -I'm really sure that they meant well and the baby blues would have kicked in anyway. I think that's rather sweet TBH.


Soozy, it was beyond sweet. Proper kindness to a stranger thing. It wasn't their fault my head was in the wrong place!

I wouldn't have posted it in the worst insult thread... cos they didn't mean it to be an insult, and it wasn't really... it was more a very bittersweet moment in my life.

Its just that Hoobs story is the first time I have heard anyone who'd had such a similar experience to me.
Dirtyprettygirlthing
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
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Originally posted by Darthhoob:
thinking about it, i think the most insulted i felt was when i just had my eldest son, i was single (having dumped my twat of an ex 2 weeks before after finding out he started taking cocaine...last straw!). when it was the dad's visiting time the midwife pulled the curtains round me Mad Frowner

the hubby of the lady next to me opened them though and they invited me to share the choccies he bought for his wife Smiler

the next day when my brother picked me up, the same midwife assumed he was my partner and told him he should be ashamed of himself standing me up like that Laugh


Bliddy hell Hoob.... thats almost the same as when I had my eldest. Apart from that the cocaine taking ex left me when I was 6 months preggers.

But after having her I was put in a room with another woman... I was really young, and she was alot older than me, and her and her baby were really really hairy (sorry, but they were).

She used to breast feed sitting in a chair with her legs on the bed, knees parted, facing me, with her full harvest festival on show. Sick

Anyway, we exchanged pleasantries, and obviously the fact that "there was no father" came up. When her hubby (a short dumpy curly haired man, like Nigel off Eastenders) came to visit, I heard her whisper to him "that poor girl is on her own... whisper, whisper, whisper".

Her hubby the proceeded to pull his chair between our two beds, split the bouquet of flowers in two, gave us both a layer of the box of chocs, and bless him, he even tried to coo over my baby too.

Now I know this was not an act of malice, it was in fact really really sweet.... but it made me feel 100 times worse than I had.

What with their sympathy and my hormones... the baby blues kicked in pretty quick.

Twas fine after I discharged myself though!



Awww Ditty... that's made me cry. Frowner


I had the same hospital experience while very young too. No one shared their choccies but if they had I woould have felt the same as you. Hug
Ducky
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Originally posted by Duckypup:


Awww Ditty... that's made me cry. Frowner


I had the same hospital experience while very young too. No one shared their choccies but if they had I woould have felt the same as you. Hug


Valentine You soft lump you!

Funny thing is... at the time my friends thought it was hilarious... that I'd been adopted by the hairy couple!
Dirtyprettygirlthing
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
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Originally posted by Duckypup:


Awww Ditty... that's made me cry. Frowner


I had the same hospital experience while very young too. No one shared their choccies but if they had I woould have felt the same as you. Hug


Valentine You soft lump you!

Funny thing is... at the time my friends thought it was hilarious... that I'd been adopted by the hairy couple!



Laugh I'm laughing through my tears at the "harvest festival" bit.
Ducky
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
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Originally posted by Darthhoob:
thinking about it, i think the most insulted i felt was when i just had my eldest son, i was single (having dumped my twat of an ex 2 weeks before after finding out he started taking cocaine...last straw!). when it was the dad's visiting time the midwife pulled the curtains round me Mad Frowner

the hubby of the lady next to me opened them though and they invited me to share the choccies he bought for his wife Smiler

the next day when my brother picked me up, the same midwife assumed he was my partner and told him he should be ashamed of himself standing me up like that Laugh


Bliddy hell Hoob.... thats almost the same as when I had my eldest. Apart from that the cocaine taking ex left me when I was 6 months preggers.

But after having her I was put in a room with another woman... I was really young, and she was alot older than me, and her and her baby were really really hairy (sorry, but they were).

She used to breast feed sitting in a chair with her legs on the bed, knees parted, facing me, with her full harvest festival on show. Sick

Anyway, we exchanged pleasantries, and obviously the fact that "there was no father" came up. When her hubby (a short dumpy curly haired man, like Nigel off Eastenders) came to visit, I heard her whisper to him "that poor girl is on her own... whisper, whisper, whisper".

Her hubby the proceeded to pull his chair between our two beds, split the bouquet of flowers in two, gave us both a layer of the box of chocs, and bless him, he even tried to coo over my baby too.

Now I know this was not an act of malice, it was in fact really really sweet.... but it made me feel 100 times worse than I had.

What with their sympathy and my hormones... the baby blues kicked in pretty quick.

Twas fine after I discharged myself though!


awww that's sweeeet...but i know what you mean x
"harvest festival" Laugh

being in hospital was the worst! you can literally feel the head patting, and they seem to try and give me more 'lessons' on how to feed baby and stuff...when the woman opposite me...at least 10 years older and 'happily married' was having difficulty breastfeeding but they never tried helping her...unless she asked for it Confused. was quite patronising.
they wanted me to stay another night but i declined and left asap.

when i had my other son 6 years later i went home as soon as i could, midwives didn't argue with me LOL. i still missed the doctor who finale though Frowner Laugh
then my other brother came round to coo over baby and ordered me a kebab...with extra strong chilli sauce...which went well with my stitches and hemmoroid the numpty Ninja
Darthhoob
ohh ive had loads, take no notice but i remember this one cause i was just saying it on facebook the other day. Once a manager of a dodgy restaurant where i was working (who was pissed) offered me £50 to go upstairs with his friend.

I dont know if i was more offended that he thought i was a prostitute or the fact he only offered £50 Eeker
FM
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Originally posted by Gypsie:
ohh ive had loads, take no notice but i remember this one cause i was just saying it on facebook the other day. Once a manager of a dodgy restaurant where i was working (who was pissed) offered me £50 to go upstairs with his friend.

I dont know if i was more offended that he thought i was a prostitute or the fact he only offered £50 Eeker

I dunno whether to laugh or cry!
P
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Originally posted by Gypsie:
ohh ive had loads, take no notice but i remember this one cause i was just saying it on facebook the other day. Once a manager of a dodgy restaurant where i was working (who was pissed) offered me £50 to go upstairs with his friend.

I dont know if i was more offended that he thought i was a prostitute or the fact he only offered £50 Eeker


Laugh i wouldn't either!
Darthhoob
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Originally posted by Gypsie:
ohh ive had loads, take no notice but i remember this one cause i was just saying it on facebook the other day. Once a manager of a dodgy restaurant where i was working (who was pissed) offered me £50 to go upstairs with his friend.

I dont know if i was more offended that he thought i was a prostitute or the fact he only offered £50 Eeker


hahahahah Laugh
Leccy
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Originally posted by Darthhoob:

awww that's sweeeet...but i know what you mean x
"harvest festival" Laugh

being in hospital was the worst! you can literally feel the head patting, and they seem to try and give me more 'lessons' on how to feed baby and stuff...when the woman opposite me...at least 10 years older and 'happily married' was having difficulty breastfeeding but they never tried helping her...unless she asked for it Confused. was quite patronising.
they wanted me to stay another night but i declined and left asap.

when i had my other son 6 years later i went home as soon as i could, midwives didn't argue with me LOL. i still missed the doctor who finale though Frowner Laugh
then my other brother came round to coo over baby and ordered me a kebab...with extra strong chilli sauce...which went well with my stitches and hemmoroid the numpty Ninja


Yep! I seemed to have to do a "competency test" before they'd let me go... and the nurses all raised their voices that little bit when addressing me.... as though I was a deaf toddler.

And again Yes. 5 yrs later when I had my son (with his father there... now my ex!)... I didn't stay in at all... discharged myself and was home for champers and a kebab!!!

SPooky!
Dirtyprettygirlthing
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
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Originally posted by Darthhoob:

awww that's sweeeet...but i know what you mean x
"harvest festival" Laugh

being in hospital was the worst! you can literally feel the head patting, and they seem to try and give me more 'lessons' on how to feed baby and stuff...when the woman opposite me...at least 10 years older and 'happily married' was having difficulty breastfeeding but they never tried helping her...unless she asked for it Confused. was quite patronising.
they wanted me to stay another night but i declined and left asap.

when i had my other son 6 years later i went home as soon as i could, midwives didn't argue with me LOL. i still missed the doctor who finale though Frowner Laugh
then my other brother came round to coo over baby and ordered me a kebab...with extra strong chilli sauce...which went well with my stitches and hemmoroid the numpty Ninja


Yep! I seemed to have to do a "competency test" before they'd let me go... and the nurses all raised their voices that little bit when addressing me.... as though I was a deaf toddler.

And again Yes. 5 yrs later when I had my son (with his father their... now my ex!)... I didn't stay in at all... discharged myself and was home for champers and a kebab!!!

SPooky!


dead spooky Eeker

except i'm still with my second baby's dad..for now Roll Eyes Laugh

did you have chilli sauce though? Ninja
Darthhoob
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Originally posted by Pip*:
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Originally posted by Gypsie:

pip Ninja have i had relations with you Laugh

I can't believe you don't remember! Crying
I kid of course, that is such a mean thing to happen to you though


i shall check back through my diary Ninja
Big Grin its okay it didnt get to me much i just rolled my eyes and thought bloody cheek Big Grin
FM
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Originally posted by Darthhoob:

dead spooky Eeker

except i'm still with my second baby's dad..for now Roll Eyes Laugh

did you have chilli sauce though? Ninja


LOL! I upgraded... married a decent bloke!

And yes, of course I had chilli sauce.

Smarts doesn't it! Disappointed
Dirtyprettygirlthing
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
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Originally posted by Darthhoob:

dead spooky Eeker

except i'm still with my second baby's dad..for now Roll Eyes Laugh

did you have chilli sauce though? Ninja


LOL! I upgraded... married a decent bloke!

And yes, of course I had chilli sauce.

Smarts doesn't it! Disappointed


was the one and only time i've had chilli sauce...that's all i'll say Disappointed

was soooo hungry though i ate it even though i knew i'd regret it lol.
Darthhoob

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