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Originally posted by queenshaks:

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
My stepdads Mum told him she wanted a clause written into her will that when she dies and leaves him money that he can't leave it to me

Ugly wench!

His response was to tell me where the key to the safe is

That buggered that up eh?

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Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:
Some mothers are proper paranoid aren't they? When my hubby took me to a club in Birmingham for our third date in the late 80s, my mom said 'what if he robs you and leave you stranded?'

I knew where he lived and worked AND I knew his brother... Wouldn't have been smart really would it?

She was.. and probably still is.. barking bliddy mad..

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Originally posted by Blizzie:
Someone on here said, "I thought you supported Nikki, but then I realised I was mixing you up with Daisybee"!!!

On here, but i'm not going to repeat it

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Originally posted by lainy m:

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
My stepdads Mum told him she wanted a clause written into her will that when she dies and leaves him money that he can't leave it to me

Is she dead yet?

No...

Shall we form a hit crew

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Originally posted by pussycatj:
On here, but i'm not going to repeat it

Awwww

Gotta go, see ya soon folks.

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Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:

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Originally posted by Sink the Pink:
Is it in yet

my laughing partner

I cannot believe some of these and most from so called loved ones

God help us if our enemys start

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Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:

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Originally posted by cologne1:
My mother in law asked her son not to bring me to Scotland from Germany because we'd have a brick thrown through our window on account of me being German and Catholic.

The cheek!

I know. She changed her mind the next year when I passed a few A levels after doing nightclass. I was given caviar and champagne then. Mind you, I didn't make up with her then, took me another 15 years.

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:




His response was to tell me where the key to the safe is

That buggered that up eh?

Didn't it just!

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Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:

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Originally posted by pussycatj:
On here, but i'm not going to repeat it

Awwww

Thanks Cheeks, bye

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Originally posted by Cariad:

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Originally posted by Sink the Pink:
Is it in yet

Awwww...

Don't you always think of the smart come back an hour later?

My reply was yes....yes ....yes...the echo went on for ages

Oooo, I've remembered another one from an ex friend, when her hubbie who was trying to get off with me somehow convinced her that it was the other way around: "Being a socialist and a feminist doesn't mean just knowing how to spell the words"

It wasnt to me but ...

i used to work in a Solicitors office and once every 10 years (it seemed) we had to go through the 'strong room' (huge fireproof safe thingy) and organise the Wills and Deeds etc ...

Anyways we found a Will from a lady we all knew (pretty small town), a Protestant lady (i lived in a pretty catholic town in NI) and of course we were reading the Wills of the people we knew (as you would) .. This 'lady' had bequeathed her whole (vast) estate to her son and daughter, the will was massive she gave instructions for every item in every room of her house, honestly it went for for pages

They were in for a huge inheritance.. and the very last paragraph read

" all of the above shall be null and void if either child marries a catholic"

What a flupping bootch ...

I got called a spacker , altohugh it was by someone from school who had a very big problem with me from some reason and had to resort to name calling touching my stuff or punching me I think they was jealous .

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Originally posted by electric6:

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Originally posted by Blizzie:
Someone on here said, "I thought you supported Nikki, but then I realised I was mixing you up with Daisybee"!!!

I mean how many insults can you fit into a shortish sentence?

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Oooo, I've remembered another one from an ex friend, when her hubbie who was trying to get off with me somehow convinced her that it was the other way around: "Being a socialist and a feminist doesn't mean just knowing how to spell the words"

Sorry, but what an insecure woman.

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Originally posted by Darthhoob:
one bloke at school once called me the ugliest girl he'd ever seen
he asked me out years later when we were 19, so i used my mate's best putdown "as much as i love science fiction i dont wish to date it"

As soon as i read the first sentence, I looked at your avatar..

The man in the petrol station saying pretty hair pretty hair shame about your face.

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
I got called a spacker , altohugh it was by someone from school who had a very big problem with me from some reason and had to resort to name calling touching my stuff or punching me I think they was jealous .

Must have been jellus Darlo cos you is gawjus innit.

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Originally posted by Justafriend:
The man in the petrol station saying pretty hair pretty hair shame about your face.

Nasty nasty man.

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Originally posted by Justafriend:
The man in the petrol station saying pretty hair pretty hair shame about your face.

awww, may his petrol spew all over his foreskin court

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Originally posted by pussycatj:
On here, but i'm not going to repeat it

Go on and spill Babs. Shame em

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Originally posted by felix:

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Originally posted by Darthhoob:
one bloke at school once called me the ugliest girl he'd ever seen
he asked me out years later when we were 19, so i used my mate's best putdown "as much as i love science fiction i dont wish to date it"

As soon as i read the first sentence, I looked at your avatar..

you calling me ugly

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Originally posted by pussycatj:

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Originally posted by Justafriend:
The man in the petrol station saying pretty hair pretty hair shame about your face.

awww, may his petrol spew all over his foreskin court

pmsl it was worth it reading that!

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Originally posted by lainy m:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
I got called a spacker , altohugh it was by someone from school who had a very big problem with me from some reason and had to resort to name calling touching my stuff or punching me I think they was jealous .

Must have been jellus Darlo cos you is gawjus innit.

They was jealous because I kept getting told by the teachers I was intelligent, but no need to be so nasty or trying to belittle me in front of other people never sank to their level though.

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Originally posted by queenshaks:
You're really pretty but would prettier if I lost some weight.


From a boyfriend when I was 21....confidence boost or what!

Did you mention where he might need to gain inches?

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Originally posted by Justafriend:
The man in the petrol station saying pretty hair pretty hair shame about your face.

His face probably looked like a bum hole.

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Originally posted by watcher1:

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Originally posted by queenshaks:
You're really pretty but would prettier if I lost some weight.


From a boyfriend when I was 21....confidence boost or what!

Did you mention where he might need to gain inches?

I was top naive then.

I have made up for lost time though.

Being told I look like Martina Navratilova - and he added "thats not a bad thing"!

I dont look like her! I dont think...

That I looked like Katy Brand
That I was the sexiest out of all my mates even though I was the biggest

And my fav....my evil father in law meeting me for the first time and saying he thought I'd be prettier!

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Originally posted by lainy m:

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Originally posted by pussycatj:
On here, but i'm not going to repeat it

Go on and spill Babs. Shame em

You shocked? nah didn't think so

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Originally posted by pussycatj:

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Originally posted by lainy m:

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Originally posted by pussycatj:
On here, but i'm not going to repeat it

Go on and spill Babs. Shame em

You shocked? nah didn't think so

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Originally posted by Ella:
That I looked like Katy Brand
That I was the sexiest out of all my mates even though I was the biggest

And my fav....my evil father in law meeting me for the first time and saying he thought I'd be prettier!

Another arse.


I remember going to Barbados for the first time, my in laws live there and about a million rleatives on the in law side.

My husband's uncle said in a roomful of hillbilly cousins (they lived in the mountains on the East coast) 'Is you Indian?'

I was like...'Erm.... '


Wouldn't mind but I had been married a year and they had a great big feck off picture of us in their glass display cabinet on our wedding day!

But you don't look Indian Shaks... Who did he think your husband had married?

it was on here. I got called a WKD drinking Mayfair hooker, for no reason, except I was trying to make a fake date with Strangey's brother Roly, it was all going rather nicely then my good name got destroyed!

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
My stepdads Mum told him she wanted a clause written into her will that when she dies and leaves him money that he can't leave it to me

mad auld bat

Actually someone posted here about the nasty things said by family/friends. This is so true. And maybe we've posted them because they're the remarks that have hit home the most.

My Hiroshima of an insult was from my ex-husband: "You have to understand that no man can ever love an ugly woman."

I delivered his belongings in bin liners to him and his latest fling at their office shortly after that.

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Originally posted by jonono:
it was on here. I got called a WKD drinking Mayfair hooker, for no reason, except I was trying to make a fake date with Strangey's brother Roly, it was all going rather nicely then my good name got destroyed!

Well at least it was Mayfair jonono.