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Originally posted by queenshaks:
You're really pretty but would prettier if I lost some weight.


From a boyfriend when I was 21....confidence boost or what!

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Originally posted by lainy m:
Myself and my fella were out having a drink with his parents when his Mother accidently spilled a drink all over my trousers. She said "Oops sorry......it's a good job you've only got your scruffs on"


Another time his Mother was recalling when she was burgled years earlier, when she said to me "I dont suppose you have to pay too much in contents insurance cos you dont have many nice things"

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Originally posted by Hugorune:
I was in a local shop and the guy standing by me said serve this lad first.
I have a 34H bustline. Dont know where he was looking.

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Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:

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Originally posted by Hugorune:
I was in a local shop and the guy standing by me said serve this lad first.
I have a 34H bustline. Dont know where he was looking.

Shoulda gone to specsavers.

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Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:
Someone told me I look like Vanessa Feltz several years ago, I was 2 stone heavier then, though I could still do with losing a stone or three !

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Originally posted by Mathematics:

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Originally posted by lainy m:
Myself and my fella were out having a drink with his parents when his Mother accidently spilled a drink all over my trousers. She said "Oops sorry......it's a good job you've only got your scruffs on"


Another time his Mother was recalling when she was burgled years earlier, when she said to me "I dont suppose you have to pay too much in contents insurance cos you dont have many nice things"

Is your partner aware of how immature his mother is?

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Originally posted by Pistol Petey:
Being told I had a bumhole like a wizards sleeve

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Originally posted by electric6:
When X (Mr L) married Y (first wife) she wore a proper wedding dress, she looked lovely!

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Originally posted by lainy m:

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Originally posted by Pistol Petey:
Being told I had a bumhole like a wizards sleeve

By whom

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Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:
Actually think Vanessa Felts is very attractive Infact, she was possibly my sons first crush! ; He was about 3 and she was on some programme; Might even have been the "Vanessa Feltz Show" and my son pointed at the screen and said "beautiful lady" Its the Gods honest truth! A couple of years later she was on this radio programme and I spoke to her and told her what he'd said and she was laughing and said she loved him and said hello to him on air He was well happy! Does embarress him now though of course, when I bring it up, but he does still think she looks ok! She may be a big lady, Cheeky, but she sure aint ugly

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Originally posted by cologne1:
My mother in law asked her son not to bring me to Scotland from Germany because we'd have a brick thrown through our window on account of me being German and Catholic.

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Originally posted by Sink the Pink:
Is it in yet

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Originally posted by electric6:
When X (Mr L) married Y (first wife) she wore a proper wedding dress, she looked lovely!

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Originally posted by Sink the Pink:
Is it in yet

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Originally posted by Darthhoob:
one bloke at school once called me the ugliest girl he'd ever seen

he asked me out years later when we were 19, so i used my mate's best putdown "as much as i love science fiction i dont wish to date it"

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
My stepdads Mum told him she wanted a clause written into her will that when she dies and leaves him money that he can't leave it to me

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Originally posted by Sink the Pink:
Is it in yet

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
My stepdads Mum told him she wanted a clause written into her will that when she dies and leaves him money that he can't leave it to me

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
My stepdads Mum told him she wanted a clause written into her will that when she dies and leaves him money that he can't leave it to me

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Originally posted by tupps:
About a month or so into my relationship with my ex I was staying over at his place... he had to go out and do something for the afternoon and left me there to chill out and watch some dvds. His mum called him while he was out and during the course of the conversation he told her I was at his place alone. She asked him if that was wise because I could be going through his stuff and stealing his identity.

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:




I am sitting here shaking my head in disbelief at that!!!!

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Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:

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Originally posted by Darthhoob:
one bloke at school once called me the ugliest girl he'd ever seen

he asked me out years later when we were 19, so i used my mate's best putdown "as much as i love science fiction i dont wish to date it"

No-one is ugly, what a horrid thing to say!