edit: This has taken ages to post, I did actually do it at the time
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Latest from Paris.
she made it herself you know 
you'd never tell
you'd never tell
She looked very pretty, much better than the sack the winner is wearing.
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she made it herself you know you'd never tell
I was totally shocked when she said that 
No idea, but I was standing to attention. 
Not afraid to show her knickers tonight!
Aww bless, she always looks like a little girl playing at dress up
