Channel 5 would only have a budget to run it for 5 days though......

I think 5 days of knitting and Spitfires might be enough.

I want all world religions represented.

All Fundymentals. 

I think the capitalist joke stopped being funny after the first 1000 times you made it. I don't think C5 will buy it. Someone else might. Regardless, it will never be the same again. Tomorrow is officially 'the end' in my opinion.

oi it's only 997 times.

I could see it going to Channel 5 still.

It could still happen. It won't be the same though. Whether it's a good thing or bad thing remains to be seen I suppose. I think it dies a 'natural' death tomorrow. it needed to stay on C4 to still be BB I suppose because any new channel who takes it on will try to do 'new' things with it that defeats the whole point of the show. 

I'm kind of sad but think it needed closure for all the people who loved it. Hey ho.

If it goes to Ch5 all I want to know is will they provide free LF

I think a load of people who were thinking "I'm sick of BB" are now thinking "Nooo, I can't believe it's ending!", so there are probably a lot of potential viewers out there still, and  another channel might think it was worth a bid.  I don't think it will be like the Channel 4 show, but it might not turn out dreadful.  Will be interesting to see what happens.

Absolutely. All the people who look down on it and ridicule it are suddenly horrified it's all going to end. Astute

If Channel 5 don't buy it I might and film it in my shed.  I'm thinking I could be a millionaire.

Good idea. Just don't f*ck around with noms and you'll be on to a winner 

I better start auditioning contestants, I don't want to end up with a bunch of rejects.

But forums everywhere would be in uproar about possible plants! 

Don't worry, all the plants around my shed are dead.

Will there be chickens?
Or Alligators?

I don't think I'd fit an alligator.  I don't think I could even fit in more than 3 housemates in my shed.  I'd have to find really skinny people.

Still watch though, it's definitely not going to be rubbish.

No fake tans, as they'll blend in with the scenery.

I think I'm going to struggle.  or paint the inside of my shed magnolia.  Why don't people paint the inside of their sheds?

Will you have a spin off show, in the greenhouse?

I think you're onto something here!

Task 1. Make the shedmates decide what alligator tastes like. Whilst filling the shed with grass cuttings.

Prize. A curry. And balloons. No booze though, it's low budget.

I think I am going to have to employ some of you.

The greenhouse could be like the bedsit, but I think the other contestants might notice there is someone in there...

So, we have a plant in the greenhouse/bedsit?

*** boos, loudly ***

If you paint the inside of a shed it's usually then called a 'rumpus room', so that wouldn't work.... Hang on! It would be perfect for the format! 

Mr Blizz has put carpet in one of his.

He calls it his orifice.

Why don't I have a rumpus room?

My greenhouse contains plants, and some of them are even alive.

Thank you. My creative imput comes at a price tho'. I'll need shedloads of money! 

Only I get loads of money.  Do you think I am some kind of communist?

I don't mind being paid in pot plants.

Yes, you have no capitalist letters to your name!

ha ha ha, that is an excellent point!

I don't have any pot plants.

*gurgles and nearly spits tea, almost disasterously* 

*phones the police on anonymous line whilst noting kmarx's denial of complicity. And the NOTW whilst I'm at it.*

I'm sure she meant a nice cactus or something.

I doubt it! *also doubts suspect K's knowledge of cactii if they are ever 'nice'*

She might settle for a Lophophora.

Dare you to ask her! 

I think she has run away?

Nah! Just taken into custody.  

You'd better watch out too!