tonight I learned that collegiate is pronounced cauli jet

That I would never want to be on it.

I've learned that Arsenal Player Cesc Fabregas looks hot with a beard.

I learnt that flying halfway across the world to be on BBUK is not desperate at all.

I learnt tonight that David Villa is not only talented but very sexy

although he cant take a penalty

And he got sunstroke

I've learned that it is compulsory to get permission from a peroxide Aussie twat before eating a sausage roll

Being a nasty, mouthy, aggressive, stroppy, vaguely loony, idiot is fine as long as you say "I'm being myself, they are all fake"...or "I'm keeping it real"

lol

On a serious note, I've learned that we truly are living in a time where pursuit of celebrity is an end in itself.

I've also learned that tossing off with a duvet on your bonce or shoving a wine bottle up your chuff is liable to follow you around for a long time. 

Neat trick that.  Behave like an idiot then pat yourself on the back for being authentic.

Stop doing it then!

Yeah, I agree, I think it's a good excuse to treat people like crap then justify it as "the real you"...well the real you is horrid then, BB person (too many to mention)

Nothing much really - just another pearl that ended up under the control of swine.

Friends fall out over housemates.
Families divide.
Your partener swears to hate BB but knows whats happening before you, and knws HM by their nikname
The TV has been known to be thrown out the window/accidently on purpose dropped , shoved./ The cat or budgie or soiled nappy fell through the screen.
Good friends are made for life.
Better ememies.

They are watching you.
Sunshine is not a horse
Corin is not the Orish one.
and the boring ones should never win.

I've just learned that Scabby's told all about her task to Keeva, I hope they evict her 
 

to trust no one!!!

That's quite a list, Evelyn. 

I have more

Good Lord. 

That other people really are a pain in the rear!

All other people? 

Most..

Most.

*high5's Soozy*

Seems a little jaded - but on reflection probably true. 

How about That...........

A big Majority.

There is hope..with a little dress up & make believe!!

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about but since popping a dress and some extra rouge on almost always improves matters - I agree. 

it has made me realise * with a bit make up *   i might meet someone

Are you taking lessons from Corin? My God ...............in every single shot she's applying her make up ..........................personally I think she looks so much better without all the slap.

You're hoping to date a Big Brother contestant?     Is it Shabhaz? 

well ive not met anyone without it     and i love corin    but i dont bat for the other side

Ive learnt that I can sit on my arse and miss the entire summer.

Get a treadmill where you can prop your lappy on the front.

tell me you are joking move ??? *faints*

Yes .......................how fortunate that it's coming to an end. We'll be free to enjoy the summers from now on.

ive forgotten what summer evenings are like....but i will miss it.

I think we all will - it's the end of an era but ................maybe it's a blessed release.