Unless i get to go to the "Speed Awareness Course"

Which is £65

Well it was on the last two occasion i went

It's the speed gun awareness course you need  

I need more than that my little hombre

Ain't the awareness course for a certain percentage over?   

Not a clue.

I only hope my prompt and frank admission of guilt helps them ignore the fact that i've been on the course twice in the past

I'm not a penny-speed-freak ... honest 

Tell them you were on your way from a bank robbery and 99 times out 100 they'll drop it.

I usually charge for advice like that  

I'll just say i can't really remember if i was driving or not cos i was soooo drunk at the time

And the Liberal prospective Parliamentary candidate for North Shields  

Wouldn't want to look out of place amongst the other candiddates

Called my car insurance after nearly bumping another car.

Only for him to follow me for 3miles (right up me exhaust)

So i drove to the local Police Station LOL

Where his claims got more and more extravagant.

So called the insurance peeps to warn of a pending fraudulent claim.

Just reading this one page Saint I'm getting the impression you aren't the best driver in world And this is coming from someone with only a provisional license

Why call your insurers if you just nearly bumped him Saint?

By bumped do you mean write off? 

Today i have packed a lot.

Also while just cooking dinner i managed to burn my finger

Oh no  is it bad Jen? 

What I said I was going to do.

I have been and had both nipples pierced for the 3rd time

Quite chuffed because the piercer said he's never seen a triple piercing before - let alone done one.

Too deep for freeze spray so just had to bite my lip.

On a pain scale of 1-10 I would rate that as 11.

But it looks kind of cool so I am happy.

(Sorry Ells!)

 OUCH! 

OMG niplet spearing is my idea of hell !!!

Looks awful too - sorry Mike - not for me thanx

Wait Jen - just wait . . . it's like a jungle out there.

Roger . . . i called them cos i'm expecting him to put a massive claim in, stating he hit the kerb swerving to avoid me. Which - my friends  - is a fib.

It's ok Rog, i just splashed some fat on it the numpty that i am

Ahhh good 

Oh no - sorry for joshing you Saint. He sounds like a scam artist! 

 YIKES!

WIBBLE

One word..... WHY!?!?!

I think you've got sleep deprivation working all those long night shifts

They're for me, no-one else has to look at them, and I'll be honest.

Each one marks something major that has happened in my life.

Some people get a tattoo, I get a piercing.

These marked the start of a new chapter in my life after a pretty lousy couple of years where I have lost my best mate as well as just about everything that mattered to me.

They're personal.

And the pain is kind of the transition for me I guess - letting go.

I know its not to everyone's taste but the world would be a boring place if we were all the same.

And unlike a tattoo - if the day comes when I don't like them any more - I take them out and they close up.

Yes, I can totally understand that Mike 

Looking back on your life it does seem like distinct chapters...  its fitting to mark the end of one [specially a bad one] and the start of a fresh one.

I'm too wimpy to do the pain thing though 

For the couple of tough years.

I personally have the same view re: Piercings > tatts, as a teen i had a few of the more mainstream ones (eyebrow/navel/nose etc.) Which as i have grown and changed i have removed.

The reason i said 'why' is the pain sounds so ouchie.

L-o-n-g soak in the bath - lovely

And now - a delicious Chinese

 . . . tomorrow - healthy eating 

Went into Furniture Village today.

Very posh - highly recommended

That's where I have a problem......their sale prices are the prices that are normally shown on other places.   There is a limit for me at least  

Normal day ,clean, shop, gym but now I have opened a packet of mixed nuts /seeds/ fruit mixed together with a packet of dried mango. Yum.

I've had a hell of a day at work, but meh! that's nothing new for me  I'm chilling now and looking forward to next Friday when I have some holiday again 

  At least you now have the weekend to enjoy.

What do you do Sprout/Pam ?

My badge says reception.........I wish  They get round it by saying any other tasks....effectively, I'm reception/admin 

Getting people back into work......private training programme   more to it than that though 

Well done

I work with disabled people - and need to get up at 6am

So its time for bed