In my life people have said things to me which have stuck and I remember to this day. Here are a few examples.
My last school report
"EC you are the stuff of nightmares made real"
My last boss: "Never point a loaded..."
Me: "Oops"
My last girlfriend
"You're a B*****d and I've s**t in all your shoes"
Coffee shop
"That will be ÂĢ2.40 please"
My 3rd boss:
"You EC really are the riddle wrapped up in an enigma. I honestly have no idea what you do here. Please take this P45 and go"