Originally Posted by stonks:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
No, no, no no NOOOOOO!
I have the boys birthday first... and before that (& more importantly) the dogs birthday!
We forgot the dogs birthday last year... for a year he has been convinced its his turn for presents when we all gather in the morning on our bed for the opening of the presents of whoevers birthday it is!
Feck the dog he's stupid, if you poured honey on his nads he'd think all his birthdays had come at once........
noooo.. he really wouldn't... he's got a bit tubby over the last year... and although we've managed to get his weight almost down to what it should be... he still can't quite reach to lick his bits.
He has resorted to lying on my windowsill.. and then backing up and licking the bit of the windowsill where his nob has been!