what really confused me was that i was still wearing my shoes...but my socks had disappeared...

I'm not that big i was being generous i have a small pounch ffs

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I was the one that stayed over the night you were on a stag do or summat in Scotland?

She had all the photo albums out

Yes I have to admit if my brother witnessed that I would be cringing FOREVER so I feel your pain lol

Have just read through this, you lot are mental

And ello Mr.Cinds!

Hahahaha

my hubby has a proper D....  we love it though.. it is an entity in its own right in our household... tum tum!

Yeah but the whole world saw you!

*runs*

The Cinds/Big D story is the most romantic thing I ever heard

Plllleeeaaassseeee don't remind me

she had what out?

She's a lucky caaaah, even when I've been down the bingo I didn't get to pull the caller let alone a male dancer


Ohhhhh actually I did pull a male dancer once but didn't get to to sew anything cos my car broke down en route to his house Fit as a butchers dog he was, but he ran off with the bird from the cloakroom

Oooh I just remember another moment of major cringiness worthy of toe curling embarrassingness...

I was working as a nanny looking after twins and I'd been out on the piss the night before and went for a curry after. The next day my boyfriend had to take me to work as I was in no fit state to drive the that morning. I walked in through the door of my work and instantly felt sick.  Just as my boss appeared I blew chicken Korma and Diamond White all out of my nose as I tried to stop myself from being sick... I went everywhere and all over her and the twins...

She put me to bed in her bed! I slept all day and my boyfriend picked me up at 5pm!

It was my 1st nanny job   I am cringing now

its not bad ya know ask her for the rest of it the story get better

Well to be fair it was mostly pics of the bairn, but I saw one or two

He grew up around a lot of women, and had been thoroughly broken by that time I think.  We still talk.

ok i have just been told I have to go to bed  she wants me  what can I say

Night Big D! tell Cinds I said hello.

That sounds like a Jilted John lyric.

ahhh, but your boss souned lovely!!!

Bye Big D....  say hi to Cinds!

Just tell the funny bits

Why is it always just as the boss appears? 

Night Big D, censored I say!

OMG though Lazybuy.... 

Diamond White!!!!   grossssssss!   it makes Thunderbird look like a posh tipple!

Did anyone ever try Clanndew?  About 2 quid or so a bottle.  Tasted like fish tank watter  

Diamond White was my 'I'm wellard cos I can handle a whole bottle' once upon a time

Oh shit that reads SO wrong

My Nan used to force that down us kids' neck when we were bairns.

"It'll keep you warm, it's bitter cold out there"

Nan, I'm 10, I have two bus rides to get home I DO NOT WANT poxy Clan Dew in my cuppa tea *bleurgh*

Kinga, I've kept your secret for years and now you out yourself

Ya see now I'm really stuffed cos I cant find the right words to comment Leccy without incriminating myself somehow

hahaha!  no it doesn't Karma... it reads about right! 

Twas thunderbird, and anything else, often spirits in a tupperware beaker.. mixed spirits... nicked from parents drinks cabinets all thrown into one beaker... when i was a young teen.

Then you go through the cider stages...  chewy ciders like K, chewy lagers like tennants (puke)... I found my footing with Stella... and it remains my lager of choice!  (even when those around me deviated to sol with a chunk of lime in the top... i stuck to stella)...

then there were the tequila years... slammers (with real champers of course)....

the smell of the stuff makes my stomach churn now... No way could I drink it now.

God bless the start of the rave/dance years... when all one drank was lovely lovely water! 


....and then came jack daniels!

Sure bloody! I kept Evian in business but the trees were always dancing

Oh God K cider!

And Tenants When I was 13 me and me mate used to buy a can and put a straw in to look dead hard and travel round the London underground with our 80p forged travelcards. One can lasted the whole day cos the stuff tasted so shit

I cant bear to be near Southern Comfort anymore either after a drinking competition (which I won may I add) that resulted in me drinking triple SC' straight and ending up getting embarrisingly stuck under a pub table

uh huh!    often they didn't even look like trees to me!

Southern Comfort is foul!   It curdles and burns your throat when you honk it back up!

Oh God Ditty my tummy is churning just thinking about it This happened in 97' and I haven't been able to go anywhere near the stuff since, I cant even look at the bottle of it hanging in a pub.

thats how I feel about tequila...  I shudder at the thought of the smell of it.

I've properly lolled at this thread.......something I've not done in ages