yeah... well I have that too!    And a whole list of people I never ever want to see ever ever again... and places I won't go ever again...

I've been very lucky with forgiving pals who like an excuse to take the piss, but there is one event burned in my mind, and there is one person I cringe when I see him.  Oh MAN it was insane, and I'm now punching myself in the head.

noooo... don't beat on yourself about it... its done now... and besides - I bet I have done just as stupid/bad/mad stuff.. if not worse.

And now we know Sheepy pee's everywhere.....

we are amongst friends here!


And yeah... I have one particular friend who is tea total.... so she used to take great pleasure in phoning me the next day to give me a detailed account of what I did and to who.   The ONE time she got pissed... i missed it.  Am gutted!   But, on that one occaision she screwed up spectacularly...  managing to tick most pissed regret boxes.... and failing to sort out her daughters xmas pressies also (twas xmas eve... her daughter found out there was no santa on xmas morning cos she had got pissed on port).

She no longer rings me quite so smug anymore!

Hope her daughter wasn't too young though.

ermmmm... quite old to believe in Santa...  about 8 or 9 I think.

this year drunk or whenever

Haaaaaa!  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!  Now THAT'S a Christmas story   I'd have so wanted to be there though

Me and my friend had 4 bottles of wine between us in a pub - we didn't think we were loud but they bought us water!! How embarrasing! Not as bad as some of the stories I know !! Then apparently i was blowing kisses at her bf - who I'd never met before

oh ... the flirting with your mates bf one!   

yep!    Cringe!

Nah, there's a line, and I'd never cross it. HEYYYY BIG D!  How you doin?  

Just my litlle joke a-ha-haa before Cinds drags me outside and kicks my head in

Well hello lady.....You are a lady right?

HA shes asleep nee need ta worry

Hi Big D... so ...  embarrassing drunkness... stories of your own... or Tales of Cinds Shame will do!

*Spies*

hello dirtyprettygirlthnig where do you want me to start with her shames Shall i tell you about the night she met me or do you want more recent

I already know a little bit of that story, she didn't tell me about her drunkeness though!

ooooh... *gets comfy*....

the night you met will be good for starters

(you can call me Ditty btw... tis easier )

ta are you as dirty girl too? cos she was  i know she has told our story on here cos she told me

The last time I got drunk, I made a complete arse of myself posting on here (or rather, the "old" forum)

But I do (vaguely) remember one night many years ago when I was so drunk I took a short cut home...through a river....
I woke up in the morning still wearing my jeans...soaking wet and covered in duckweed from the knees down...

Hahahahahaha!

what I didnt mention is my friend is 20 yrs younger than me!!

better than waking up covered from the ducks up

I am forever in Angel's debt for christening me Ditty (a typo of Dirty)... or I think I would have been called Dirty girl around here!

I missed Cinds story of how she met the infamous mr cinds!

Yep, me too.  Spill Big D, I know Cinds won't mind at all.  I'm gonna love this

I got very, very drunk one birthday and my friend took me home to put me to bed. She stripped me and put me into bed and she forgot to shut the curtains or turn out any lights but being summer it was hot and I'd kicked off the duvet and woke up lying starkers legs akimbo with the postman and a neighbour (male) sniggering at my window - I was in a ground floor studio flat where all and sundry walk past the window!!! Oh the shame I am going red just remembering it now!!! I moved soon after

so I used t be a male dancer she was in the audience one night and I picked on her for my show. later that night we met again in a club and the rest is histiory

for real??????


Wooooohooooooo!   Go Cinds!!!!     ooooaah oooaaah!

(impressed bird talk!)

aye I did u shocked?

I don't wanna get Cinds in bother but I have seen the pics

Not so much shocked... as impressed!!!

Thank god it was only the postman who saw you.  My brother found me like that, my brother  

do you still dance?

HaaaAA!

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NAH she wouldn't be with me if I did

the name reflects I used to be a 6 pack now am just a big D

lol Lazybug!   I know that feeling... though I had clothes on when I woke up with my legs sticking out the front door....   I don't think it can have been a pleasant sight...   it was a christmas do I'd been to...    and I distinctly remember having half my knickers tucked up my bum crack...  dress halfway up my thighs...  (shudders)

I moved quite soon after too!

ah... love does that!     my hubby is a big D in profile too..

Ooh Im blushing for you!