What embarrassing things have happened to you while drunk?

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Karma_

Or have you woken up in bizarre situations?

I've been thrown in a shopping centre pond, been pushed around in a Tesco's trolley at 4am singing the Wonder of You by Elvis, woken up in the bath of an old people's home, stayed on the night bus all the way from Trafalgar to Heathrow and back again, fell asleep on the Piccadilly line and did from Tottenham Court Road to Heathrow, to Cockfosters and back to Heathrow (and cant remember any of it), apparently was demonstrating at Trafalgar for the rights of the lions cos they were homeless too and was trying to jump up and feed them a chicken kebab, and flashed a taxi driver who wasn't impressed

What have you lot done?

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DirtyprettygirlthingMember

FFS karma!

I could fill this thread!!!!!

But I won't.... though I expect darlo along any minute to tell a few tales on me!

12/30/0910:05 AM

slimfernMember VIP

I don't have to be drunk to embarress meself..

12/30/0910:10 AM

LeccyMember

Oddly enough, not that many.

When I go out to pubs or dos I never really like to get hammered...for lots of reasons but being scroogetastic is one of them.

If me and Mr L have a night out we always have a bottle in for when we get home so we can have a proper drink.

Most of my drinking is done at home, all relaxed and in me PJ's

12/30/0910:18 AM

Former Member

many many of them..they usually end in being sick

12/30/0910:20 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

...or waking up face down on your own sofa... with you legs sticking out the front door... akimbo.... mid morning (so the postman and everyone else in the world has walked past).. .with one shoe on... and two handbags round your neck!

12/30/0910:22 AM

Karma_Member

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they usually end in being sick

And me

And usually end up shouting 'Muuuuuummmm...help meeee I'm dying'

12/30/0910:24 AM

Karma_Member

Ditty!

12/30/0910:24 AM

Sheep in a JeepMember

I have done many including, pulling out the underwear drawer and pissed in it, pulled down my trousers and pissed on the arm of my friends sofa, while there was people on it.

Its when I drink Whiskey, hence I dont drink it no more

12/30/0910:25 AM

Karma_Member

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pulling out the underwear drawer and pissed in it, pulled down my trousers and pissed on the arm of my friends sofa, while there was people on it.

12/30/0910:26 AM

Sheep in a JeepMember

Its not funny tho, I will never ever live it down. WIthin weeks of meeting my ex, I stayed over at his parents with him and ended up climbing into bed with his parents on a trip to the toilet LOL

12/30/0910:28 AM

Karma_Member

Oh God!!!

That's given me a stitch!

12/30/0910:30 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

lol....

*loves Sheep... loves Sheep lots... fellow cringey pished bird*

12/30/0910:30 AM

LeccyMember

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ended up climbing into bed with his parents on a trip to the toilet LOL

Hahahahahahahaha! Love it!

12/30/0910:32 AM

Sheep in a JeepMember

I think thats why I tend to piss everywhere apart from the toilet when Im pissed cos I am scared from jumped into bed with the ex inlaws. Worst thing was I was none the wiser I had have a full blown conversation with his mother at the top of the stairs, Until I walked into my exs bedroom and he said, who you just been talking too and I said your mum and he said, like that and I looked and I was starkers. Didnt find out till the following day at the dinner table that I had got into bed with them.

12/30/0910:34 AM

Sheep in a JeepMember

Another time my mates left me in the pub toilet sleeping after an afternoon on the beer, the bitches left me there while they went home and had food and changed. I was still there 4 hours later LOL, Im a loyal friend you see

12/30/0910:38 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

ooooh... in defence of the friends who lost another friend in a pub loo.... that happened to us... me and my two friends, in Gran Canaria... out and v v v drunk. None of us know how it happened... but one minute its tequila's lined up on the bar (gag!).... next minute one of my mates & I are waking up on the other side of the island, in a hotel up a mountain.. in the corridor.

We got back to our hotel...eventually (long story there I am not telling)... and our other mate walked through the door... dishevelled and kinda angry looking.

She'd woken up in the bar loo's...and the bar was empty and locked up!

But I mean.... we don't remember anything either!

12/30/0912:57 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

...apart from a drunken mini arguement she'd had with my other mate about (an obviously gay) bloke called Angel (or ooonnjeeel as he pronounced it)... they both wanted him.... and would not be told that he was with the bloke walking behind us!

12/30/0912:59 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

Peed in a drawer. Snogged trolls. Fell asleep naked on the stairs while me brother was staying. Woke up with fag burns on my face. Lost 3 hours trying to get home from next door, retraced my steps by finding bits of my mobile on the floor. Knocked myself out on a lamppost and got dramatically rescued from pretend coppers by a passing acquaintace. Coulda woke up with a sore arse that day.

$fracas$

12/30/091:09 PM

Jen-StarMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Sheep!!

12/30/091:11 PM

slimfernMember VIP

*worries bout this lot & the corruption on meself*

12/30/091:14 PM

Jen-StarMember VIP10 yearsModerator

I usually get put to bed, occasionally i crawl to the toilet throw up and fall asleep on the bathroom floor. Then MrJen drags me across the landing (Scared stiff the kids will wake up, see him and think he's murdered me

) and put me back into bed.

12/30/091:15 PM

CroctacusMember

not so much what, as who?

Aah the folly of youth

12/30/091:15 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

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not so much what, as who?

Umm, yess *bleaches mind*

$fracas$

12/30/091:18 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Reference: Fracas

Snogged trolls.

oh yeah.... lots of them!

12/30/091:18 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

I am blessed ... well I know look on it as a blessing... with total blackouts... so I don't remember any of it.

The most recent incident (s) happened in Poland at the bro-in-laws wedding... I still refuse to let hubby tell me everything that happened that night....

even after we got home, and I was unpacking and sorting out the washing..and he casually told me that it was my knickers in the tesco carrier bag ,.... he's peeled them off me as I peed on the hotel bathroom floor!

oh. the. shame.

12/30/091:20 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

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... I still refuse to let hubby tell me everything that happened that night....

LA LA LA IT NEVER EXISTED NOT LISTENING LA LA LA

$fracas$

12/30/091:23 PM

angelicarwenMember

I am amazed at some of the replies in here

I puked all over my best friends sisters bed

To be fair it was the first time I had been out after having a baby and I told her Mum that I can't eat before I go out otherwise I spew but she forcefed me spaghetti and meatballs anyway

12/30/091:24 PM

Jen-StarMember VIP10 yearsModerator

I did get so drunk at my inlaws one new years day they shoved me in the conservatory to sleep it off, where i fell off the chair flat onto my face/nose and proceeded to throw up and pee myself. i Ended up with my Sister inlaw and mother inlaw stripping me off and washing my hair in a mop bucket

Why? i hear you ask.. well father inlaw opened two bottles of white wine over dinner and i wanted red, so i thought if i drank the white the next one would be a bottle of red

what? made sense at the time.

12/30/091:26 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Reference: Fracas

LA LA LA IT NEVER EXISTED NOT LISTENING LA LA LA

Yes!!!! LMAO!!! Hands over ears... LALALALALALALA!

12/30/091:27 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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mother inlaw stripping me off

when I first woke up in poland... in the hotel room... i was starkers in bed.... I looked around and all my clothes were neatly folded on the chair....

....I lay there terrified that his mother had done it... had stripped me and put me to bed.

Turns out it was hubby.... I think the neat folding was to keep him from freaking out as I shouted for hours & hours "I luuuuuuuvvve you... but I don't luuuuuve you as much as my kids.... but I loooooooooove you..." and repeat "...... whilst headbutting the toilet seat!

12/30/091:29 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

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Sister inlaw and mother inlaw stripping me off and washing my hair in a mop bucket

Mop bucket

$fracas$

12/30/091:30 PM

CroctacusMember

Unfortunately, no matter how drunk I always remembered the details the next day

12/30/091:30 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

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as I shouted for hours & hours "I luuuuuuuvvve you...

Oh God. Flashback.

$fracas$

12/30/091:33 PM

Jen-StarMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Reference: $fracas$

Mop bucket

They weren't drunk either! Just didnt want me messing the whole house up i guess

12/30/091:34 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

I won't allow flashbacks.... I have learned how to LALALALALALA my own flashbacks!

12/30/091:35 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

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no matter how drunk I always remembered the details the next day

Show off

$fracas$

12/30/091:35 PM

CroctacusMember

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fracas offline 2621 Forum Posts Today at 10:35 PM (Edited: ) Reference: no matter how drunk I always remembered the details the next day Show off

Yeah but there have been loads of times i'd have rather not known....

12/30/091:37 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

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I won't allow flashbacks.... I have learned how to LALALALALALA my own flashbacks!

I wish I could. I can still collapse into a ball of jelly legged, self-loathing shame after years have passed

$fracas$

12/30/091:38 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

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Yeah but there have been loads of times i'd have rather not known....

True, ignorance is bliss

$fracas$

12/30/091:39 PM

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