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Originally posted by tupps:
Calling all amateur dream analysts...

If a male friend texts you and said they dreamt of you last night and you were riding a horse and stealing the hats off dwarves.. then they text the next day and tell you they have had a very similar dream, but this time you were on a motorcycle and playing polo with watermelons... what does this mean.. Ninja


Laugh that they need hlep! Laugh
The Devil In Diamante
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
He wants to ride you.


you are not the first to say this.. Ninja

but where do the watermelons, dwarves and hats come into it...

on second thoughts.. don't answer that.. Ninja
Melons Obviously RBaubleRBauble Hats = Protection... he thinks you might have something Red Face and Dwarves = he has a small one
Jen-Star
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Originally posted by Jenstar:
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
He wants to ride you.


you are not the first to say this.. Ninja

but where do the watermelons, dwarves and hats come into it...

on second thoughts.. don't answer that.. Ninja
Melons Obviously RBaubleRBauble Hats = Protection... he thinks you might have something Red Face and Dwarves = he has a small one


meh... I'm cursed..
tupps
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Originally posted by Jenstar:
*pops Serious head back on*

Is he stressed out or not very well at the mo? I've been having some really made dreams but i think its cos i'm stressed


he's a very laid back chappie and his new business is going very well... he had a bit of a cold a couple of weeks ago..

maybe he is having benylin withdrawals.. Ninja
tupps
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by RENTON:
TUPPS come on you silly sod

Has it ever crossed your mind that this guy is making it all up so he can frotter your Muller Fruit Corner??


Eeker


I agree with Renton on that one actually.... I reckon this is his way of starting off some erotic conversation with you tupps!


Oh lordy.. he wants to frotter my Fruit Corner?
He wants to lick my lid? He wants to flip reverse me and immerse me in his creamy yog... swirl me around a little.. then devour me?

Ooooo... Ninja
tupps
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Originally posted by imadethisnameallbymyself:
A male "friend" once told me there is no such things as male friends. All males pretend to be your friends to lower your boundries in order to incease there chance of getting into your pants. Maybe your "friends" dream is his subconscious way of letting you know.


yep!

i reckon thats your answer tupps
china
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Originally posted by imadethisnameallbymyself:
A male "friend" once told me there is no such things as male friends. All males pretend to be your friends to lower your boundries in order to incease there chance of getting into your pants. Maybe your "friends" dream is his subconscious way of letting you know.


You are probably right.. I shall go back and revisit some of his texts.. like the one he sent on Easter Sunday asking me how I liked my eggs.. clear indication that he wanted to raise periscope.. Shake Head
tupps

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