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Originally posted by electric6:
*slaps self*

On yer clunge?

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by electric6:
*slaps self*

On yer clunge?

Oh thanks for that adult rated mental image!

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Originally posted by electric6:
Oh bless you QOTHT!

You even started a thread...I'm not laughing at you...It's actually sweet that you didn't know. But, oh the thread title! hahaha

I didn't know either I've never heard that before!

Oh Lordy!

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Originally posted by SazBomb:
I didn't know either I've never heard that before!

But you've spent hours in my drunken company!

I'm still wondering how our Mods across the pond are viewing this thread.......

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by electric6:

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Originally posted by Blizzie:
My first love was a Gash!

I'm too scared to ask

My first boyfriend was a Gash.

Someone I know told me about someone they know, who has her own 'marital aids' business. And her surname is Gash. No kidding

I have PORN in my head... PORN!!! slap slap slap slap....

...get it OUT of my head!!!!!

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Originally posted by Deegs:
I'm still wondering how our Mods across the pond are viewing this thread.......

, they must be thinking what the hell lmao .

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Originally posted by Deegs:
I'm still wondering how our Mods across the pond are viewing this thread.......

I shall mime using smileys.

"O mein Gott"

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Originally posted by Smoke:
On reflecting on the urban dictionary's first definition of clunge it could be more generic and simply mean 'space'.

So, in a sense, we could say that we've just chosen our very first clunge-man - that astronaut chap from Salisbury ...

But (in a forum radio-themed reply) would Elton still have had a hit if he'd recorded Clunge Man instead of Rocket Man?

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Originally posted by electric6:

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Originally posted by SazBomb:
I didn't know either I've never heard that before!

But you've spent hours in my drunken company!

you've never mentioned that before though

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Originally posted by Smoke:
On reflecting on the urban dictionary's first definition of clunge it could be more generic and simply mean 'space'.

So, in a sense, we could say that we've just chosen our very first clunge-man - that astronaut chap from Salisbury ...

SMOKEY....WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???!

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Originally posted by SazBomb:

you've never mentioned that before though

I suppose the topic's never really cropped up

I had a mate who went out with a redheaded girl.
She apparently used to refer to her bits as her 'fiery flange'
I'd never heard the word flange used in that context.
But it must be preferable to Jades kebab or a Maccy D

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
I had a mate who went out with a redheaded girl.
She apparently used to refer to her bits as her 'fiery flange'
I'd never heard the word flange used in that context.
But it must be preferable to Jades kebab or a Maccy D

Flange reared its head a few times during BB7 - I especially remember HMs complaining about Thikki's bunnygirl cozzie, because her 'flange' was hanging out of it

Flange .

I didn't know either

The American gossip rags refer to Lindsey Lohan as "Firecrotch" I think that's funny and not as "icky"

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Originally posted by Cinds:
I didn't know either

What am I gonna do with you two...yous desert Durham for that Newcastle and go all posh!

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Originally posted by electric6:
The American gossip rags refer to Lindsey Lohan as "Firecrotch" I think that's funny and not as "icky"

I can handle all the slang words, and the swear words for 'it', but 'gash' makes me shudder.

Its the anatomically correct words that really freak me out!

I still call mine my fairy flat cake, just like my mother taught me.

Really? I don't remember that in BB7
Darlo - you're getting a right education here

Speaking of flanges on the loose, I got an email the other day of the latest bikinis some girls were modelling on a beach.
The bottoms consisted of a triangle of material and then a thong part - well I dan't go on but as my DIL said when she saw them "Grim. grim, grim"

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Darlo - you're getting a right education here

, unfortunately I had already heard of some of the words from School . Good education I am having .

No Smokey, don't start talking about swords. Oh I can't take it

Never heard of clunge.Cludgie is Glaswegian slang for a toilet.

Don't worry Lecs, we'll be alreet as long as no one comes out with vulva
Or possibly labia

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
I had a mate who went out with a redheaded girl.
She apparently used to refer to her bits as her 'fiery flange'
I'd never heard the word flange used in that context.
But it must be preferable to Jades kebab or a Maccy D

Flange reared its head a few times during BB7 - I especially remember HMs complaining about Thikki's bunnygirl cozzie, because her 'flange' was hanging out of it

I got bopped for talking about that.

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Originally posted by Smoke:

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Originally posted by Deegs:

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Originally posted by Smoke:
On reflecting on the urban dictionary's first definition of clunge it could be more generic and simply mean 'space'.

So, in a sense, we could say that we've just chosen our very first clunge-man - that astronaut chap from Salisbury ...

SMOKEY....WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???!

Well, the Romans had space for sword and called it a sheath (as you know, only too well.) So maybe a clunge is the same sort of empty thing

Lacuna

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Don't worry Lecs, we'll be alreet as long as no one comes out with vulva
Or possibly labia

Our lips are sealed....

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Originally posted by Smoke:

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Originally posted by Deegs:

quote:

Originally posted by Smoke:
On reflecting on the urban dictionary's first definition of clunge it could be more generic and simply mean 'space'.

So, in a sense, we could say that we've just chosen our very first clunge-man - that astronaut chap from Salisbury ...

SMOKEY....WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???!

Well, the Romans had space for sword and called it a sheath (as you know, only too well.) So maybe a clunge is the same sort of empty thing

.....

Haven't you got some music you should be playing.....?

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Don't worry Lecs, we'll be alreet as long as no one comes out with vulva
Or possibly labia

Oh God, my cheeks are aching from laughing! hahaha

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Originally posted by kattymieoww:

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Don't worry Lecs, we'll be alreet as long as no one comes out with vulva
Or possibly labia

Our lips are sealed....

*chokes*
Oh that's it I'm laughing like a loony now. Hahahahahaha

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Originally posted by kattymieoww:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
I had a mate who went out with a redheaded girl.
She apparently used to refer to her bits as her 'fiery flange'
I'd never heard the word flange used in that context.
But it must be preferable to Jades kebab or a Maccy D

Flange reared its head a few times during BB7 - I especially remember HMs complaining about Thikki's bunnygirl cozzie, because her 'flange' was hanging out of it

I got bopped for talking about that.

Those were the days, eh? She could walk around on telly with it hanging out, but don't mention it, ohhh nooooo...

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Originally posted by electric6:

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Don't worry Lecs, we'll be alreet as long as no one comes out with vulva
Or possibly labia

Oh God, my cheeks are aching from laughing! hahaha

I've had an ache (not in my clunge ) for the last hour........all we needed was Surreal Smokey venturing in here

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Originally posted by kattymieoww:

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Don't worry Lecs, we'll be alreet as long as no one comes out with vulva
Or possibly labia

Our lips are sealed....

Bliddy hell!

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Don't worry Lecs, we'll be alreet as long as no one comes out with vulva
Or possibly labia

major or minora

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Don't worry Lecs, we'll be alreet as long as no one comes out with vulva
Or possibly labia

My lips are sealed

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Originally posted by pussycatj:

quote:

Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Don't worry Lecs, we'll be alreet as long as no one comes out with vulva
Or possibly labia

major or minora

I like them foreign islands, me