I don't really want to close this thread, but if the bickering doesn't stop, I'm going to feel like I have to

I appreciate that Lori and I would rather it hadn't descended into such however I have had enough of personal comments being made towards and/or about me particularly in threads in which I haven't even been involved.  I appreciate it isn't nice for other fm to whom I apologise - there are just certain fms who seem to enjoy discussing me and in all honesty it is getting a little over the top now.

Oh dear, its all gawn the way of the pear

That seems a bit unfair, just because 1 FM objects to being caricatured. We've all had a go at most people and they didn't mind.

Thank you Foxfest, that really was immensely kind of you to say....I'm a bit taken back by it.

Oh dear, its all gawn the way of the pear

What's that then? Pear Pie? Pear Sorbet? Pear Salad? Pear Fondue?

YW, Rawky.  It's all true.  It would also help if I knew how to spell "barely" properly

Its them east end types infecting my brain innit

Pear shaped. Whatever that means.

I aint taking PP bait again ,the eejits not worth it .

Erin, you are right, but it's hard.

Seriously. Come on, now.  Move along.

Back on track as requested Lori

I think Lori is a lively brunette

Nah! I see Lori as a headmistress type....with a cane and everything 

 I see her as a young Julie Andrews.

 

No way, Lori is a pillar of her community, she doesn't look her age because she's out and about and keeps herself busy (and she has at least one cat).

Lori

It's a ruler, Rawky.
And I sing as I rap recalcitrant FMs on the knuckles.

 More the Garden type.

Prom, that's cute.

^^^^^^^That's not a lori?!?
<<That's a Lori

Difficult to manage!! US...No

It's a ruler, Rawky. 
And I sing as I rap recalcitrant FMs on the knuckles.

Do you dress like a Nun?

What do you sing? Death Metal?

Do you dress like a Nun?

       

See,I said Julie Andrews.

See, that's TOTALLY me! I'm shocked at the resemblance.

And I sing hymns, Rawky.
Nothin' but hymns.

I went for the cute approach what with Lori being in teacher mode on this thread. Yep, I'm scared 

Look, I found Lori's favourite band!

Is that a hymn?

Er, sort of. A bit. You'd best listen to it to find out 

See, I knew it.  

You look lovely btw.  

I did. I heard the word "salvation" (I think). That's good enough for me.

Thank you, Scotty.  I'm no sure where you found that picture of me, but it's one of my best, isn't it?

  
 


I think you'll find that this is the Lori Lorry - complete with penguins!

That's the inner me. But with penguins.

Lori  

 

Time for that song again, I fear! 

OMG, if you're trying to chase me away, that song'll do it!

Just seen this.
Ah! erin it made me smile
I think I can understand why you suggest that.
I hope I am not as pompous as Coward, but I am flattered by your idea.
Thanks erin.