I like 100% cashmere
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My body's sensitive to other wools 
Generally quite long, a mid temperature and thickness material, and generally all a plain colour.
Although I'm quite partial to a good novelty Christmas jumper.
Although I'm quite partial to a good novelty Christmas jumper.
100% pure man.
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100% pure man.
4 legs if it's in the Grand National
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What do you look for in a jumper?
Elevation
PMSL at that one Dave 
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I like 100% cashmere
Me too whenever possible 
Reference: Pam
100% pure man.
Pure? Reference:
Pure?
10% mechanic for me please!Reference:
Pure?
Pure, but grubby who may need a good scrubber Reference: Super
10% mechanic for me please!
A bit of Duckhams? Reference: Pam
Pure, but grubby who may need a good scrubber
I thought so! Reference:
A bit of Duckhams?
That'll do nicely
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That'll do nicely
Hussy! 
I make sure Pam or Blousey ain't in it 
*** steals Real's wallet and legs it ***
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What do you look for in a jumper?
Conductivity
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steals Real's wallet and legs it
If i could run i'd ummm ummm oh forget it--- take the money and buy yerself a new jumper. 
Get them put on Blousey-- wired up to the mains-- she's nicked me wallet
and i can't run after her. 
and wheres Spam Pam gone??
Dave-- if your still here-- what's the place on Face Book for VIP's called-- saw it a while back on here but can't find it now.
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and wheres Spam Pam gone??
There isn't a jumper big enough for our Blousey... if you remember the size of her Bazookas... *divides the lean pickings in Real's wallet with Blousey* Reference:
*divides the lean pickings in Real's wallet with Blousey*
Cheeky cahhhh That's me beer and fag money in there -- and that's a lot 
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Hussy!
Gives chandelier a bit of spit and polish
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Gives chandelier a bit of spit and polish
Now that would give a jumper a bit of a challenge! Reference:
Gives chandelier a bit of spit and polish
Never mind the chandelier Super-- get me wallet back off them 2 There's a reward. Reference:
Gives chandelier a bit of spit and polish
What you doing up with the insomniacs?Reference:
Cheeky cahhhh That's me beer and fag money in there -- and that's a lot
It's all for your own good then.
Nice...
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There's a reward.
Right, puts Nikes on....I'm after 'em!Reference:
What you doing up with the insomniacs?
A leap of faith it seems! Reference:
What you doing up with the insomniacs?
Having hot flushes and night sweats!
Ey up --- another alkie insomniac
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Nice...
Bliddy Hell Real, that had better not be me reward
The man in that has no arms or head!
Ohhh... the more I think about that, the more I realise the advantages... can compensate in other ways...
Ohhh... the more I think about that, the more I realise the advantages... can compensate in other ways...