I'm an equal opportunities housework hater.

I want an 'all of the above' option. 

Oh, I forgot to add an option for you Blizzie...

  Cheers zazz!

Have you heard from the Abandoner? 

Washing up

Yes, She appeared to be in the land of the living....

is it the way it leaves your fingers all wrinkly ? I hate that!!

All of em!

When I'm a multi millionaire film-maker, I'm hiring slaves helpers. I'll start with you zazz, you can be my Cook 

Jacket spuds, pizza and scrambled eggs are not considered cooking, Rawky!!

naw, I always wear rubber gloves to protect my delicate skin I dunno, I just hate it... it's always there taunting me, and it has to be done, you can't just ignore it

Other: cleaning the oven, washing floors, cleaning windows/mirrors and putting the bins out. Enjoy cooking and don't mind dishes, kitchen and bathroom, (they get done every day so never a big job)

I said all of them, but's not quite true, I love cooking.

ah there's a thing, I am sooo rubbish at cleaning glass, it always, no matter how hard I try, looks more smeary than it did before I started

Marigolds are your friends.

But I only have ickle hads, and I can never feel what I am doing when I wear them...I dont mind the washing up, I just dont like wrinkly fingerz

Get a dishwasher (a machine) though you do actually have to load and unload it.

Don't you want to be paid £20 an hour?

Plus you can cook me all the good, healthy, proper food stuff....and cheesecake.

A drop or two of non-malted white vinegar in the rinse water is what you want.

A dishwasher? Oooh, how the over half live eh?

I have small hands too, but I find that 'SMALL' marigolds fit me quite well, but other makes aren't as good.

Do it in small batches then!

See, we're very sophisticated up here in Scotland.

 YAY she's awake and still alive.  She met this guy last night >>  (He's the obligatory annoying friend of the husband, they all have one)

she failed to tell me that bit!!

I ticked other.

My pet hates are cleaning windows and mirrors - I can never get rid of all the streaks. Cleaning the oven comes a close second, although I have a shiny new one atm.

She's probably wiped it from her memory to save herself years or mental trauma.

Did you have a good night though, Missus?

That's the main thing!! I would have been there, but well, apart from having the trots, Someone had to hold the fort!!

Yes thanks it was great.  Although I don't know what impression my friends and family have of me, but I was gifted an awful lot of booze. 

My sister made the cake, you'll not be able to see it from the picture but the bows on the shoes had a teeny tiny AC/DC logo on them.

I fairly but firmly asked 2 gatecrashers to leave.  I wouldn't have been bothered if they had just came in and stood having a drink, but they started being rude and abusive to my guests. Not on 

But yes it was a fantastic night, we're just having a little rest and something to eat before we start getting ready to go out for a mad one in the toon with Gyps and the Trollops.  I love going clubbing with the Trollops, cos we can manage to get Mr Cinds dancing on a podium in the gay club. 

I loved clubbing with the Trollops!! (Mrs Trollop is one of the funniest people I have ever met!!) 

Have a goodnight!!  Hope your heads are not too sore in the morning!

and fastest.... Everything is done at twice the speed of light.  Mr Cinds calls him 100mph Trollop.

Probably start in Perdu then hit Baby Lynch and Madam Koos (plus it helps that they are all next to each other as the weather is atrocious here today), then we might end up in Powerhouse.

So true!! he is always marching off in front of everyone You can't help but love him!! I know, if nothing else, you are guaranteed a laugh!!

We will thanks. 

 But I might need extra beer money!

He can't reach and by the time he gets his step ladder I've ran away.

You're giving away too many freebies.