Nooooooooo

*snogs teh Lecs to show her love for ashtrayness*

fake tan!

when you wake up the day after applying it

The smell of success on JJ and Josies faces.

Blame the government and their crappy "back to work" schemes.

Sage.

That there is the finest Drum tabaccy know to man

Oh and I love anything Citrusy

Indeedy, I have been avoiding Ch4 in case that Pauline League Of Gentlemen woman send me crazy!

I have to face the 'wrath' of the new Government next week. Going for a medical. Please find me a job I can do at home and I willingly do it.

There was a BBC Scotland documentary all about ATOS and it's shitness failings on iplayer last month, a blogger I read posted the link. Was depressing viewing even if you don't have to face it...

Citizens Advice have declared the whole shebang "Unfit for purpose"

Here's a good tip ........put an inch of water in a jam jar. Every time you finish a ciggie chuck it in the jar ......let it build up. When you fancy a cigarette - open up the jar and inhale deeply .........it's quite revolting but really good aversion therapy.

If you remove the core (the heart shaped yellow bit) from the clove then you don't stink (apparently)!

true, allegedly.

I hate that too - I'm constantly bleaching mine cos I really cant stand that kitchen ming

I bought 4 pints of milk from the fella on the corner earlier and it's gone off Tomorrow when I take it back he'll be lucky if I dont pour the whole lot over his bloody head!

So the garlic thing is true? Oh wil try that next time I use some. That's the only thing about garlic, it's lovely in food but you're the only one who can't smell the effect

I heard that, but if the Government goes ahead with all the propposed cuts, the CAB and other charitable agencies will suffocate.

Rawky I've just seen your celebratory thrusts

also whenever you put garlic in something, put parsley in too as that helps to lessen the smell.

We eat loads of it...  I have no idea if we stink of it or not!

Doesn't chewing parsley take the smell away? I don't know, just heard that.

Gone off cat food.
And now for the really horrible one.... the smell of a decomposing rat that your cat brought in and hid and you couldn't work out where the smell was coming from for weeks in very hot weather and then you found it and it was covered in maggots..

THAT is a smell and a half.

Aren't they great? 

Why thank you. It took me many years training with a Buddhist monk to perfect those thrusts 

oh snap Lecs!

I love the smell of petrol

Doesn't work

Freak!

I just remembered I have garlic mayo in my sarnie today (with chicken salad, not just on its own, that would be weird), I'll be back later to breathe garlicy fumes around the thread

When I was younger I wasn't allowed to have dinner in a couple of my friends houses. They had 7 or 8 kids to feed and were both on the dole, so it was a case of they have enough mouths to feed without feeding you as well. Whenever I had dinner in Momma K's house my mother always knew but if I had dinner in Momma Mc's she'd never know. Years it took me to figure it out.

Momma K would have chips with everything (the reason I loved having dinner there). Momma Mc made the best stew ever and bacon & cabbage. Momma Mc would say in the morning 'I'm making stew Catherine will I put your name in the pot?' *drools at the memory*

Dirty wet coats on crowded public transport
Angel perfume
Boiled eggs
And all the usual ones like BO, halitosis and poo.

You are one of the first people to say that about Angel (I assume you are on about the Thierry Muglar one)

On me it smells so vile its hard to believe its on sale as a fragrance... HOWEVER, I first smelled it on my friend and its really lovely on her!

I think it must react differently with different peoples body chemicals or something

Apart from the poo ones mentioned already, I'm with Demantoid in that I can't stand the smell of boiled eggs, though I can eat them. Also things liked blocked drains.

But the worst smell I have ever experienced was that of an area of decomposing bracken I came across on Exmoor - I think it may have been sprayed with some herbicide, but the resulting smell was indescribable.

And rotten potato
Ever smelled one of those? Involuntary heave-ahoy..

I can't eat them either. Or poached ones. Bleeuuughhh..

That's the one I mean. Beautiful bottle and name, horrible smell. I think it smells foul whoever it's on - like a fire in a Nesquik factory

it smelled unrecognisable on my friend... I even asked her what it was cos I liked it so much.

I am with you on the rotten veg smell too....  I gagged last night when I opened a bag of carrots, unaware that it was carrot slush at the bottom.... I knew as soon as I opened the bag though.... it stank the kitchen out!

I loathe eggs,the smell makes me sick ...I'm a smell freak tbh not helped by the fact I have a strong sense of smell,my poor little grandson seems to be following in my shoes as did my youngest son....He smells things and responds lovely,we've to get to the stage we got to with this uncle when we dreaded taking him places because of his response to *bad* smells.

I'm a bit like that too, Lee. They were clearing a drain next to the cashpoint where I was queuing the other day. Rest of the people in line just sniffed and said "pooh", but I started gagging uncontrollably and had to leave!  

Reading that made me gag a little bit. That sounds awful!

Vanilla.
Quavers
Soggy trainers
Red Bull
My OH after he's been smoking in the loo....I'm a smoker but the smell of that just disgusts me, its such a tiny room and the smell lingers on him for ages.
Coffee
Cress
Picked onion crisps
Rubbish on a warm day, even the kitchen bin if there's something rotten in there.

coffee
milk (even before it's gone off)
sprouts
wet doggy smell
cheesy feet

I quite like the smell of feet

I'm really bad Deman,a few years back I was in Macys in NY,I'd found some fab bargains and ended up with a loaded trolley in the handbag dept...I was looking for things in the lower shelves when this woman appeared beside me,well the lower half of her body,OMG the smell that oozed  from her was odious....I had to run outside and was stood being sick into a bag,hailed a cab and had to go home ,absolutely terrible.