garlic..................... in general      not just garlic breath  

The smell of suppressed violence on a nun's wimple

Yep that's horrific

The Britney Spears perfume in the blue packaging smells like old ladies stale blouses.

I don't!   It reminds of being travel sick as a kid!

Reminds me of Brussel sprouts cooking.

I don't envy your life if that's a regular inconvenience for you

Erm, didn't Corin mean 'aura'

I can't stand the smell of vomit, cheap perfume, parmesan cheese (although I'm getting better with that), B.O. and unwashed people in general, sewers, grease/frying on clothes - especially onions, stinky feet/ people who wear trainers with no socks - that's just minging, raw chicken...and I'm trying to give up smoking at the mo so hoping cigarette smoke will soon too.

I had horrific travel sickness, grew out of it mostly by the time I was about 13, my daughter still has it though, she starts vomiting halfway down the road!

Stale cigarette smoke on breath or clothes
Wet ashtrays
Freesia
Jasmine
Sansara perfume by Guerlain *throws up everywhere*
Dog poo
Cat breath
Wet dog
Oniony BO
Fish
Damp clothes which have not been dried properly
Dirty dishcloth when wiped on kitchen surface
Burnt potato or rice
Burnt hair
Cigar smoke
Cheesy feet
Sweaty bum crack smell (I know someone who smells of this ALL the time!!!)
Mince meat blood in packet

That's all for now...

I am very sensitive to smells and hate anything smelly

Do you want to know an awesome secret on how to give up? No? Well, I'm telling you anyway. Every time you crave a fag, have an apple instead

I don't smoke, nor have I ever smoked, so don't know if it really works but I bet it does

I love both of those smells

If I had an apple every time I wanted a ciggy I'd have so much acid gasses in my body I'd cause Hiroshima part 2 if someone lit a lighter near me

Ouch, I can feel the knitting needles poking at my temples just reading that!

Or they might ferment, you'd be permanently drunk!

But Jasmine smells of p!ss lol

Yeah but being full of gas is a distraction and what do you do when your full of gas? You fart! Which is even more of a distraction 

i know she meant aura's lol  but i still need to deal with urine soaked peeps    its a job .. innit 

me too!  It got to the point where I would feel sick before we even set off anywhere.

I'd be upchucking within the first half hour of the roadtrip!

So.... what do my parents decide would be a nice family holiday...   a trip to the south of france... in the car, and just for good luck they decided to invite my aunt & uncle.

4 adults, 2 kids in your average sized saloon car...    I vomited my way round France!

nice parents!

At least I could put the gin down! (Considering I have never drunk Gin in my life this would be quite an achievement)

Sometimes, I just want to pat your head and look at you sympathetically.

omg  any sweaty guy  who uses lynx ............. blurghhhhhhhh   and   for some women  who dont wash ................ NOOOO i dont want you putting me off my dinner 

*frantically colours in a picture using my new crayons and poking my tongue out with concentration*...err....sorry karma....what did you say?

Yeah mine decided a coach trip to Germany was a good idea!

Are you in the nursing/care arena? This is why I just couldn't go into something like that and I rate anyone who does that kind of job. I just couldn't be dealing with urine soaked people or having to wash old people's bits for them. My generosity would stretch to going to the shops and tidying up but anything else and they're on their jacks I'm afraid!

Dinner? Now? Isn't it a bit late?

*sprays Georgio Armarni (al la yellow and white striped packaging) around thread*

Yay you made me laugh! And you didn't have to write to Jim'll Fix It to make it happen either. Well done!

Yay!

This calls for another air hump

I couldn't either K, My sis and her fella are sooooo dedicated and brilliant at their jobs, I dunno how they do it.  HUGE respect and admiraton for them and Mr L who worked with old folks year back.

ROFPMSL!!!

Bin juice. There was some leaked on our kitchen floor earlier today which I of course stood in and then my feet smelt horrible for ages

And cloths that have been used to wipe up in the kitchen.

yes rexi   as i type i'm eating a ready beef ste n dumpling fom asda  

Oh gawd....   that is gonna get Ducky going! 

She has a "thing" for stormtroopers!  

& army helicopters!

Tell her I said she is a massive pervert!

I seem to recall her being partial to trucks at one point as well, btw.

Trust me, you'll get to the point where you want to stab anyone who breathes smoke near you.



Or maybe that's just me.

You are so scary these last few days.  I like it

Evening xx

No, it's not just you. I gave up 3 years ago and I'm a bit of an anti smoking Nazi now. I get the most annoyed when I have to walk past the underground station and it's like a peasouper smog with all the smokers frantically lighting up before either getting on the train or coming off.
I try not to be mean as I remember how good that cig tasted after an hour on the tube but it does annoy me

and wind turbines!

*ROLLSEYESMAHOOOOSIVELYATTHESMUGEXSMOKERS*

milk that has gone off
BO
feet
poo
vomit
citrussy or rosy perfumes
most body sprays
the smell of perm solution in the eighties

Eurgh I forgot fake citrussy smells, they always give me a headache and are always horrible.