my mum once dissed her neighbour to me for not putting on tights/stocking and shoes when at home, "no wonder her husband left her, wearing slippers and bare legs", I didn't know where to put me face. sad but true.
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my mum once dissed her neighbour to me for not putting on tights/stocking and shoes when at home, "no wonder her husband left her, wearing slippers and bare legs", I didn't know where to put me face. sad but true.
I will let you into a secret, I'm going to a wedding 18th of this month, I will not be wearing any drawers, the line would show up through my dress, even if I wore a thong, I will be wearing hold up stockings, the dress is long enough to cover my modesty, unless I fall over, like I usually do at posh doo's 
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my mum once dissed her neighbour to me for not putting on tights/stocking and shoes when at home, "no wonder her husband left her, wearing slippers and bare legs", I didn't know where to put me face. sad but true.
Oh no, my lot are all like that In fact I was TBH till a few years ago...up, dressed, face on, hair done...and now I'm just "meh" with it all...I want fluffy socks...the contact lenses and bra come off/out as soon as I'm in the door...slippers on...
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I will not be wearing any drawers, the line would show up through my dress, even if I wore a thong, I will be wearing hold up stockings, the dress is long enough to cover my modesty, unless I fall over
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I'm going to a wedding 18th of this month, I will not be wearing any drawers, the line would show up through my dress, even if I wore a thong, I will be wearing hold up stockings, the dress is long enough to cover my modesty, unless I fall over, like I usually do at posh doo's
posh do's, but you're going
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Oh no, my lot are all like that In fact I was TBH till a few years ago...up, dressed, face on, hair done...and now I'm just "meh" with it all...I want fluffy socks...the contact lenses and bra come off/out as soon as I'm in the door...slippers on
Leccy, yes, i so would not be without me slippers, and make up is for outdoor use only
Why has no one made a comment that I'm sitting here in just Chanel No 5 and nowt else? 
I mean, I'm not, I'm wearing black jeans, navy black pin stripe shirt and black chelsea boots but still...,.
I mean, I'm not, I'm wearing black jeans, navy black pin stripe shirt and black chelsea boots but still...,.
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posh do's, but you're going
I'm known as Titanic Essex, I fall down in a heap, but always manage to save the glass of drink, picture it 'Oh look Essex has fell down again without spilling a drop' It's a knack I have. Reference:
Why has no one made a comment that I'm sitting here in just Chanel No 5 and nowt else
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I'm sitting here in just Chanel No 5 and nowt else?
Well thing is prof.. it's what you wear to seduce, right? And right now fluffy is the thing... or is that just me? 
goodnight tiddlywinks, think the wine has kicked in enough now, enjoyed the banter on here tonight/this morning..
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I'm known as Titanic Essex, I fall down in a heap, but always manage to save the glass of drink
You should blame it on the icecubes in future Essex 
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Why has no one made a comment that I'm sitting here in just Chanel No 5 and nowt else?
I had a bad experience once, someone bought me the proper strong perfume stuff...I mean the real perfume gubbins...and Mr L dropped it down the bog (I daren't ask!)...THEN didn't tell me coz he though I'd be annoyed...and it's not even an eau de toilette joke. It's just a manky toilet duck experience Also, nowt you do surprises me much?
I'm quite demure really?
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I'm quite demure really?
Demure and Chanel 5 won't cut it prof. 
Chabel No 5 does it for me Xochi.
I'm wearing my PJ's, slippers and a grimace.
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Demure and Chanel 5 won't cut it prof.
You're right actually. I only wear cause Audrey did. Me prefer Escape tbh...
I have my towelling robe (secsee, I know!) and my cyberjammies PJ bottoms on, with a fetching pair of bright blue crocs. I haven't even brushed my hair yet! But I've just finished my coffee so I'm off upstairs to get dressed in a moment.
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I've got dressed now - I'm in black trousers with a black top which ties at the back on.
Essex, I went to a really posh pub in Newbury for a meal with the guys who work for my husband and I was wearing a lovely frock with carvela heels. They have a little polished ramp which leads into the dining area and i was clutching a J2O and so one of my heels slipped and I went down but I spilt my drink and it went EVERYWHERE! All over me, all over my radley handbag and all over the pressie I was carrying! The heel that slipped went straight into the other leg and I had this massive bruise there for weeks afterward! I was sooo embarrassed, I'm still not used to being the bosses wife and I had to go and show myself up like that lol lol
Essex, I went to a really posh pub in Newbury for a meal with the guys who work for my husband and I was wearing a lovely frock with carvela heels. They have a little polished ramp which leads into the dining area and i was clutching a J2O and so one of my heels slipped and I went down but I spilt my drink and it went EVERYWHERE! All over me, all over my radley handbag and all over the pressie I was carrying! The heel that slipped went straight into the other leg and I had this massive bruise there for weeks afterward! I was sooo embarrassed, I'm still not used to being the bosses wife and I had to go and show myself up like that lol lol
P ink slippers yellow and orange stripey socks black nighty, dont know what my wife has on.
Starts off reasonably well: Eau Dynamisante and a 'boyfriend shirt' nightdress ....then deteriorates: fluffy dressing gown and slippers, then gets worse, much worse: white knee length anti embolism stockings!
Slimfern- yesterdays were thigh length
Picture Matt Lucas
Picture Matt Lucas
blue jeans and a black hoodie
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Chav!
im off to hang outside the shops soon 
M & S polo shirt and pullover, Jeans, topped off with a woolly hat 'cos I'm too tight to put the central heating on.
Still in my pyjamas, complete with blood drippings down the front of the top, I've just had a HUGE nose bleed
<........for cinds nose I am wearing jeans and a purple top and cold feet
The corset has just been delivered, I might wear that for the rest of the day! 
ohhh do it but dont bleed on it
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You're right actually. I only wear cause Audrey did. Me prefer Escape tbh...
But are you wearing a cloche hat?
I wouldnt post on this thread til I got dressed!!
Black cardi,black and teal houdstooth mini dress,black wooly tights,black ballerina pumps with a strap
Black cardi,black and teal houdstooth mini dress,black wooly tights,black ballerina pumps with a strap
I am wearing grey trousers, black pullover top, black raggedy cardigan, thick socks and slippers.
I only wear the cardi around the house, and the first thing I did when I got home was to kick off my shoes and put my slippers on - and the cardi!
I only wear the cardi around the house, and the first thing I did when I got home was to kick off my shoes and put my slippers on - and the cardi!