I dunno if anyone remembers pirate, I do...

Deadbeats. I love them....

Full scale production. Are you listening Simon Cowell.

I once had Nana Miskouri's Passport. There's a killer track on that   

Never rated Clapton. Poser to me       

There are two better guitarists than Claptrap.

This is the only good record Oasis made. The rest is mince..

You wouldn't pay me £10k to see them. They just stand there and look 'ard.

These are the originals...

That guy is in a Belfast hospital. Good luck mate.

Bicep are NI.