Some good ones there Pirate 

im a bit drunk me

2 weeks for blondie concert

I love that Cher song, but then again, I love anything that she does 

i was a teen working in gay bars when these were out

good nights good times

always went home to the girl

made plenty of tips cos i was 'pretty'

im pretty awful now

I'll bet you're not. Lisa saw something in you 

Now that, I draw the line at LOL!! 

yep

ima twit

sorry

Get outta here!    You're you!!    Stop putting yourself down! 

off to bed now

so youre all safe

apart from this one

Night 

Has she got an itchy face then Frem?

For moi.

...and it's a true story, of sorts.

Than you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCnysjgAVBg

^^^