Check this out.

And it's up for you  

Jazz.

Brilliant voice 

Is  that a parable?

I duuno where I am.

In an armchair in the kitchen ? 

Oi aye.

A comedienne.

Do you know what.

Sometimes I don't like masel.

you're no the worst 

I've not been able to listen to any vids on here the last few days I get error messages about problems with Shockwave, and script errors so I've been listening to music I like on youtube who never lets me down

Reminds me of the Howff, that .

weird things going on with the site just now 

You're 57 then.

heheh!! Nope Was an underage drinking den

Feck. RORY  

yep, pretty frustrating lol

I've just fallen in love with a Fcuk up fairy.

Insurance'll be thru the roof  

The robots have a lot to answer for! 

I'll be the mouse.

! They'll not even give you a quote! 

Stick another one on  

I hope you'll have a very happy life together, whether online, or off

I'll be in jail Yella   

We who love you will pay the bail to get you out

Gawd do I like you.

You're sounds are tops CS  

Said about thirty pages ago - you monster this.

^^ That is an example.