"....Can I suggest...a dog with a boner?..."

I've seen that film.

Ummm my bed because it's one of those adjustable kind 
my lappy
my moby



I don't have many luxuries cos I iz poor

Television.  My mobile phone.  My laptop.  In that order.

Ok: my opinion on the 'lighten up' comments.  And this isn't aimed at anyone in particular or having  a go at you Zazz, because I think your posts are fun.  But I actually get pissed off when people say 'lighten up' when you have been offended by what they say.  I have a good sense of humour, but have been offended by things people have said, and when they say 'lighten up,' it makes me annoyed, because it suggests that they really don't care that they've offended you.  Instead of acknowledging it or even apologising, or at least having some 'self awarenesss' and understanding that you are bothered by it; they turn it around to you being the one with the problem, because you obviously 'don't have a sense of humour' because you didn't find their remark funny.

That said, I have a feeling,  that the reaction to comments on here, depends on who the comment is about, and who is making the comments.  

when did Gaga joy joy install the grammer checker?

Toilet Roll - I crap a lot
Phone - cuz of y'know phone stuff
My Bed.

scotty had no place to be offended

It's grammar.    not grammer.

Sorry Zazz couldn't resist! 

Hello Baz I hope you are well  x

Zazz

I am biting my tongue here...


Now then luxuries ... are books luxuries? If so, then I have to say my bookcase full of books. And wine. And Tena pads.

Sorry Zazz.  Not having a go at you.  Just putting my opinions on people who say 'lighten up...'  Not personally attacking you.   

*sniggers*

"....Toilet Roll..."

I read that as Toilet Recall.  Interesting Idea, I thought.

I got mine from Morrisons but I will check out Matalan

I don't believe in spending too much money on bed linen - it should be expendable...

For loo roll fans can I recommend Aldi's Aloe Vera loo roll? Smells gorgeous (pre-use of course ) and whiffs up the loo a treat.

and a spell checker! WOW! technology these days!

Cariad, talking of aloe vera.  I got some loo roll with aloe vera, and used it a lot to blow my nose when I had a cold/had flu a few weeks ago, and it really was kind to my nose LOL.  I usually have a nose that is red raw...  when I keep blowing it, but the aloe vera really protected it. 

I could do with that sometimes Zazz.  I have to go back and re-edit my posts sometimes.. because I hate typos staying!  (on my posts that is...)

I wiped my arse with a pine cone once.  Not sure I'd consider it a luxury.

Depends whether you enjoyed it or not..

My three:  My husband, his bank account and the occasional nabbing of his precious bl**dy car.

I don't count fags 'n booze as they're a divine right.

I'm leafing mine misteaks for crittysisums!!!!1

Well you'll get plenty from me Zazz. 

LOL @ Cosmo's post

Antiope, I think a large part of you probably enjoyed wiping your botty with a pine cone. 

Whilst we're on the subject of loo paper, does anyone remember that stuff we used to have in the school lavatories, called Izal (I think)?  That 'paper' was so sharp that you could wipe your arse and remove your own Chalfonts at the same time, if you were of a mind to (and even if you weren't)

I did quite enjoy the bott / pine cone interface.

LOL Antiope!    And Avalon, yes i do remember that awful paper.. in public loos, they still have it.

Avalon, was it like this?

I remember the shiny toilet roll

That's it, Rawky!

I remember that stuff, it was lethal.

Rawky, that's some kind of S and M shit.  Where d'ya get it?!   

Was it a closed pine cone?  Was it moss laden? All these things suggest the possibility of luxury....

The last time I saw that stuff was in a loo at the local DHSS office a while back.  It had 'Government Property' stamped on every sheet!

Fruit pastille ice lollies, books, and Triggers's's's's's .. ermm.. gardener

I used to use the other side 

I haven't seen it since i was in primary school! but I remember it.  Now its all luxury cushioned, scented and quilted...we have such lucky posteriors

Yeah, it was one of them massive, closed pine cones.  I was stuck in a forest and decided that option was slightly more dignified than hobbling around with my trousers round my ankles trying to catch a squirrel.  I feel okay with that.

Rawky, that's some kind of S and M shit.  Where d'ya get it?!     

Tesco, 2 for 1 

Cheers matey!  Not that I am interested in weird S and M stuff.