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*bubbles*

lost me rag wiv a postman this morning pushed him over coz he wudnt give me post when ad just came out me door sed he legally had to put it thru the letterbox even tho a was in a rush man [liar]. sed hes gona report me now proper brickin it can see mesel up for assault again doubt ill get let off with a 200 pun fine this time.

or man me days are numberd now. why do i always mek these mistakes in life man no wonder a get newhere. fed up man am 21 n am gona hav me freedom taken from me all over a stupid shuv

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captain marblesMember

You're supposed to put the post in the box, not box the postman. It's an easy mistake to make.

5/19/091:14 PM

MoonbeamsMember

No.Short answer.

Can't be eyed to write a long answer. I'll bake you a cake.

5/19/091:14 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

Is that what you call parcel force?

5/19/091:15 PM

Former Member

Sound like you could do with some anger management Bubbles....have you got a probation officer? Might be worth asking about programmes..if not your GP? Show that you're trying to do something about your short fuse BEFORE you get to court if that's the way it's heading

5/19/091:16 PM

*+*Lara*+*Member

quote:
Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Is that what you call parcel force?

lmaooo

5/19/091:17 PM

scatterbyMember 10 years

My postman will hand me the post when I'm half way up the road

5/19/091:21 PM

captain marblesMember

I'd be worried if I were you Bubbles. I think the Post office are keen to stamp this sort of thing out.

5/19/091:21 PM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by scatterby:
My postman will hand me the post when I'm half way up the road

a know man av seen them do it all the time on eastedners but he was havin none of it he was just a liar thinkin his better than me coz hes got a career n i avnt.

5/19/091:23 PM

MargueritaMember

5/19/091:25 PM

scatterbyMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by *Bubbles*:
quote:
Originally posted by scatterby:
My postman will hand me the post when I'm half way up the road
a know man av seen them do it all the time on eastedners but he was havin none of it he was just a liar thinkin his better than me coz hes got a career n i avnt.

Bubbles I'm sure that wasn't his intention - perhaps he's just a jobsworth?

5/19/091:28 PM

BBBSMember

you are lucky, my post arrived at 2pm today i went out a bit later and when i got back i'd had a card pushed into the box, it was soaking wet and "timed" at 12.00pm, odd that it wasnt there at 2pm and it didnt rain till after 3pm.

i share your pain bubles, sometimes they do deserve a gentle push, although complaining to the office about him might have been the better option.

5/19/091:28 PM

Former Member

My postman signs for my signed for letters himself and shoves them through my door.

5/19/091:38 PM

Popular ButcherMember

Bubbles, you made it.

5/19/091:40 PM

MargueritaMember

5/19/091:41 PM

*Pesky-Pixie* (Guest)

quote:
Originally posted by scatterby:
My postman will hand me the post when I'm half way up the road

Mine does that too....then I've got to take it all the way to school - when I drop the kids off - and all the way back home again!

5/19/091:42 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by *Bubbles*:
lost me rag wiv a postman this morning pushed him over coz he wudnt give me post when ad just came out me door sed he legally had to put it thru the letterbox even tho a was in a rush man [liar]. sed hes gona report me now proper brickin it can see mesel up for assault again doubt ill get let off with a 200 pun fine this time.

or man me days are numberd now. why do i always mek these mistakes in life man no wonder a get newhere. fed up man am 21 n am gona hav me freedom taken from me all over a stupid shuv

No witnesses, your word against his ... it didn't happen. Especially if you admit nothing.

Alternatively, if you can get 5 years inside then you might be able to do a degree inside which will save on tuition fees and hall fees.

Or, apply now for anger management classes so you have mitigating circumstances and get your brief to use the special phrase "my client turned his life around". That seems to get most people a lesser sentence in my local paper anyway.

5/19/091:42 PM

MoonieMember VIP10 years

My postman often gives me my post when I int even by me house..

5/19/091:45 PM

PussMember

My postman is fab, he too will sign for anything and just pop the letters and boxes in the kitchen window. He always sees me in my nightie cos I'm on the pooter early, but he aint interested, don't know why

He's bliddy gawjuss an' all

5/19/092:18 PM

HyacinthBMember

I'd hate to be your postman - poor man!

5/19/092:26 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by HyacinthB:
I'd hate to be your postman - poor man!

Awww, I bet pussycatj doesn't look that bad in her nightie!

5/19/092:27 PM

PussMember

quote:
Originally posted by Daniel J*:
quote:
Originally posted by HyacinthB:
I'd hate to be your postman - poor man!

Awww, I bet pussycatj doesn't look that bad in her nightie!

maybe I need to change it a bit more often

5/19/092:30 PM

HyacinthBMember

quote:
Originally posted by Daniel J*:
quote:
Originally posted by HyacinthB:
I'd hate to be your postman - poor man!

Awww, I bet pussycatj doesn't look that bad in her nightie!

Ooops - the comment was intended for the OP, not pussycat bless her. I expect she looks mighty fine in her nightie.

5/19/092:34 PM

JasmineJ (Guest)

quote:
Originally posted by *Bubbles*:
lost me rag wiv a postman this morning pushed him over coz he wudnt give me post when ad just came out me door sed he legally had to put it thru the letterbox even tho a was in a rush man [liar]. sed hes gona report me now proper brickin it can see mesel up for assault again doubt ill get let off with a 200 pun fine this time.

or man me days are numberd now. why do i always mek these mistakes in life man no wonder a get newhere. fed up man am 21 n am gona hav me freedom taken from me all over a stupid shuv

This is a wind up, reads exactly like an old trying to sound young.

5/19/092:35 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by JasmineJ:
This is a wind up, reads exactly like an old trying to sound young.

Awww, we don't mind a bit of role play here.

5/19/092:36 PM

ilovewillyoungMember

quote:
Originally posted by JasmineJ:
quote:
Originally posted by *Bubbles*:
lost me rag wiv a postman this morning pushed him over coz he wudnt give me post when ad just came out me door sed he legally had to put it thru the letterbox even tho a was in a rush man [liar]. sed hes gona report me now proper brickin it can see mesel up for assault again doubt ill get let off with a 200 pun fine this time.

or man me days are numberd now. why do i always mek these mistakes in life man no wonder a get newhere. fed up man am 21 n am gona hav me freedom taken from me all over a stupid shuv

This is a wind up, reads exactly like an old trying to sound young.

No not a wind up,bubbies is a young fm from c4

5/19/092:39 PM

KelloggsMember

quote:
Originally posted by scatterby:
My postman will hand me the post when I'm half way up the road

Yeah it's a postcode lottery

5/19/092:39 PM

SydMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by JasmineJ:
quote:
Originally posted by *Bubbles*:
lost me rag wiv a postman this morning pushed him over coz he wudnt give me post when ad just came out me door sed he legally had to put it thru the letterbox even tho a was in a rush man [liar]. sed hes gona report me now proper brickin it can see mesel up for assault again doubt ill get let off with a 200 pun fine this time.

or man me days are numberd now. why do i always mek these mistakes in life man no wonder a get newhere. fed up man am 21 n am gona hav me freedom taken from me all over a stupid shuv

This is a wind up, reads exactly like an old trying to sound young.

Nah..Bubbles is scary man...give im a stella and a smelly old mattress an anyfink can appen....you ask is old Mum..gawd, the trouble she ad wiv im....he luvs her tho...

, not quite sure ow she feels about im, don't fink she's got a puter anymore, fink he pinched it...

5/19/092:41 PM

BaroloMember

quote:
Originally posted by JasmineJ:
quote:
Originally posted by *Bubbles*:
lost me rag wiv a postman this morning pushed him over coz he wudnt give me post when ad just came out me door sed he legally had to put it thru the letterbox even tho a was in a rush man [liar]. sed hes gona report me now proper brickin it can see mesel up for assault again doubt ill get let off with a 200 pun fine this time.

or man me days are numberd now. why do i always mek these mistakes in life man no wonder a get newhere. fed up man am 21 n am gona hav me freedom taken from me all over a stupid shuv

This is a wind up, reads exactly like an old trying to sound young.

That was my first impression!

5/19/092:41 PM

JasmineJ (Guest)

quote:
Originally posted by Daniel J*:
quote:
Originally posted by JasmineJ:
This is a wind up, reads exactly like an old trying to sound young.

Awww, we don't mind a bit of role play here.

Can’t be arsed with it but yeah, sorry, didn’t mean to ruin the fun

5/19/092:42 PM

DoraMember

Bubbles was famous for his threads on C4.

Until he was sent to jail

5/19/092:43 PM

Gar E Oh EnMember

quote:
Originally posted by JasmineJ:
quote:
Originally posted by Daniel J*:
quote:
Originally posted by JasmineJ:
This is a wind up, reads exactly like an old trying to sound young.

Awww, we don't mind a bit of role play here.

Can’t be arsed with it but yeah, sorry, didn’t mean to ruin the fun

football....it'as only a game.

5/19/092:43 PM

KelloggsMember

quote:
Originally posted by Dora:
Bubbles was famous for his threads on C4.

Until he was sent to jail

The little Jail in the garden

5/19/092:44 PM

JasmineJ (Guest)

quote:
Originally posted by Gar E Oh En:
quote:
Originally posted by JasmineJ:
quote:
Originally posted by Daniel J*:
quote:
Originally posted by JasmineJ:
This is a wind up, reads exactly like an old trying to sound young.

Awww, we don't mind a bit of role play here.

Can’t be arsed with it but yeah, sorry, didn’t mean to ruin the fun

football....it'as only a game.

Do one.

5/19/092:46 PM

KelloggsMember

quote:
Originally posted by Gar E Oh En:
quote:
Originally posted by JasmineJ:
quote:
Originally posted by Daniel J*:
quote:
Originally posted by JasmineJ:
This is a wind up, reads exactly like an old trying to sound young.

Awww, we don't mind a bit of role play here.

Can’t be arsed with it but yeah, sorry, didn’t mean to ruin the fun

football....it'as only a game.

Yeah is he ever loved him, as always on Johnathan Ross of friday and tonight on rad 1 class (wish he'd get his shirt off a bit more tho

5/19/092:46 PM

Yellow RoseMember

quote:
Originally posted by HyacinthB:
I'd hate to be your postman - poor man!

My thoughts also.

5/19/092:46 PM

PuppyDooDooMember

I think it may have been easier to just let him put it through the slot and open the door again. And have fewer repurcussions.

5/19/092:55 PM

HyacinthBMember

quote:
Originally posted by Dora:
Bubbles was famous for his threads on C4.

Until he was sent to jail

Not a name I'm familiar with from Channel 4.

5/19/093:04 PM

SydMember 10 years

He is OK

5/19/093:19 PM

DoraMember

he used to do loads of threads with problems he got himself into.
Very funny.
I believe he had a female name as well for different stories.
Hes harmless, only wants to make people laugh with his antics.
Its like the " Bubbles " this is your life LOL
He amuses me

5/19/093:21 PM

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